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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139029
 21.02.2017
The father says that with Trump it is not clear yet whether he is good for Russia or not.

You need to give a man at least 17 years to be in power to make conclusions.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139028
 21.02.2017
Anthropologist L.S. Klein on the “propaganda of homosexuality” in society and on television:
If a program is just going to promote homosexual relationships, it will just drop the rating and it will go out of the game. In addition, supporters of prohibitions clearly overestimate the contagion of homosexuality. Any sexual orientation is not contagious. How many years has common sex been widely promoted in all the media, and homosexuals remain with their own. On the dances and songs of Boris Moiseev, the axle is just the heterosexual audience (at the same time, nobody wants to join him), and to many homosexuals it seems disgusting: they also draw to pronounced male qualities. Who can it infect?"

Neurologist D. Swab
In my opinion, banning “propaganda of homosexuality” is roughly the same as banning propaganda of brown eyes or high heights.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №139027
 21.02.2017
Now I understand where so many stories about Freud come from. It turns out, in the heads of modern winnows unambiguously lived the theses "she does not make it clear that intima will not be" and "she recently started dating with another guy and now discusses with me the relationship with this guy, as with a girlfriend".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139026
 21.02.2017
Commentary on the book "Training Memory and Intelligence by Sherlock Holmes"

Scorpion and cocaine are attached to the paper version if you prove the possession of Barits.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139025
 21.02.2017
xxx: I walk the street from work, dirty, I am dressed in a working clothes, apparently ordinary such a worker. On the left of me is the passing part and on the side is the expensive SUV Infiniti QX56, all in the dirt, next to the car is his owner, in a expensive nork hat and a fur coat. When he saw me, he spoke to me with a dry and dissatisfied voice, “Man, can you help?” Well, what little help a man needs, I thought, approached, and he said to me, “Will you not open the trunk?” and pointed to the dirty pen of the rear door, expressing the reluctance to marry his hands on it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139024
 21.02.2017
Do not confuse equal rights and equal conditions of comfort. No one will provide you with the second, even if you turn away. This is life, someone is lucky, someone is not very lucky. I have a non-traditional heterosexual orientation: I like thick defks, and not a little, but so that you get bad. And you know what? No one has violated my rights, no one has decided in at least 30 years. But that doesn’t mean that I’m comfortable hitting through every three lines on your fe-hide-fat-flaches and other stools that you’re rolling out with the appearance of the unmistakable truth in the last instance, with the appearance of the only point of view that can be in the world at all.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139023
 21.02.2017
Eugenius: I watched Misery, where a fanatic aunt, not satisfied with the death of the favorite heroine of the book, tormented the author of the work. Did you think what would happen if R.R. Martin got to any of his fans in the same situation after writing a new book of songs?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139022
 21.02.2017
Cite a year of course, but for general education is useful.

Egerša from Baikal said: “He comes here alone!” Someone is a foreigner! On the shore of the Baikal walked, walked, came and showed gestures - drink, say, I want! He had little to drink! People who are accustomed to comfort can just fantasize.

You know, the fact that in the baikal fresh water does not mean that it can be drunk (he should know this) without any disinfection. Fresh water in any river is, and hypothetically, it is all drinking water. But do you realize that you can eat bacteria/microorganisms that can greatly undermine health? The foreigner understood.

The moss does not always show the north. So if you get lost, it’s better to stay there or look for the polar star.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139021
 21.02.2017
Response to The Tea:
"Boiling water in 7 minutes-sicked time.It is convenient that the boiler is at hand.Yet more with heating!In general, a bunch is slow."

The time has taken revenge with the last proposal.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139020
 21.02.2017
We choose mortal sins
Yyy: I am definitely a crapper.
The xxx! I hit him!
XXX: And the lion broke.
XXX: Find out the rest
If you scored two at once, you are greedy.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139019
 21.02.2017
xxx: tell me how to deflore a girl
Yyy: You bring it to me and you get it back the next day.
YYY: You may not get it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139018
 21.02.2017
xxx: "To be dull" - to be undressed / in underwear / naked.

"To be in the darkness" is to be dressed in the darkness, it is like a night shirt.

The same with anfas.

Anfas is the perspective, the substantive.

Photo anfas - a pretext, does not require the pretext "b".



YYY: I just fell out of that outrageous ignorance.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139017
 21.02.2017
Most people probably had times, especially in the 90s, when the family had a complete financial collapse. My family didn’t get away with it, and when I was 9 or 13, my family lived very poorly. My father, an engineer, worked as hard as he could so that we could bring ends to ends and at least get a decent education. My mother worked in culture and had no salary for the rest of her life. It was mainly eaten from the garden. Well, that is, potatoes and onions... onions and potatoes... ucroopchik! It was normal in the summer. In the winter the ass.

Sometimes we had a cabbage in the refrigerator. My father tried to buy this expensive delicacy. He could not touch her. When she appeared, only one phrase was pronounced: “This is for a holiday! “We were looking forward to this celebration. New Year, March 8th, the birthday of the family, it was the day of sausage. Taboo is not to be touched.

years have passed. I normally make money, I can afford to buy this sausage in a day. And indeed, with regular purchases at the TC, I periodically take my favorite serviette.

But...where inside me, this “It’s for a holiday” has been postponed until now... That child inside me doesn’t pay attention to the sausage in the refrigerator. And very often the sausage in the refrigerator dries out, or breaks down. It can lie for two to three months and it will remain untouched... It may even accumulate a few sticks...

Well, when friends come, and the same party begins! ;)



All are good! And friends!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139016
 21.02.2017
The dispute about gays and the dispute about tea are surprisingly similar. It would seem, why not just break away from each other and not allow everyone to drink the tea as they want: boil it with water from the crane or hot boiling water, buy a ten-year-old puer or granulated Krasnodar? But no, it is necessary to climb the neighbor in the cup, teach him to live, and better offend in the process. It is necessary to go into bed with the neighbor, to teach him to sleep with the right partners, and even to insult in the process, or he lives wrong and dares not suffering enough!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №139015
 21.02.2017
How much can:

Decent people, whether they are gay or heterosexual, with their orientation and genital features do not shake publicly, just as they do not publicly inform everyone about the features of their gut, or do you do differently?

This dispute has been going on for a hundred years, and every time it develops the same way. Of course, heterosexual couples do not suck in the subway with the silent approval of the public, heterosexual actors in the movies do not shoot each other with a large frame under the crust of popcorn, young men do not shoot the entire internet with their photos, and unicorns eat the rainbow and catch butterflies. All is so.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №139014
 21.02.2017
Aaa: And then what hell do you have to pay for a colleague, for example, with the same income and every day for lunch at the cafe? Payment is only accepted when you invite. So, each for himself. And that is normal. If you are against, then try to regularly serve different cute girls in Moscow even a coffee with a cake. What will the income remain?

bbb: From the income will remain the feeling that a good cute guy is not a puddle :-) And otherwise - nothing better will be left :-))

CCC: I didn’t understand something. What does it mean to "host regularly different cute girls"? Are you calling for polygamy? and 😉

BBB: It was about coffee. Have you thought about something? and :-)

Ddd: This is where polygamy begins with coffee.

BBB: It cannot be. You shake our heads. Polygamy begins with a bottle of vodka.

ccc: Fuow...how can you say that?

Why is "fu"? A beautiful monogamy begins with coffee :-)

Ddd: You confuse coffee with vodka, or maybe even interfere ;-)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139013
 21.02.2017
Funny story to you for the night) from the first mouth - the current that happened to me and my mother. Calls her a guy, grit I Alexander Korablev, Sberbank, our grit conversation is recorded, and we saw today through the cameras that you grit not themselves used your card. My mom was a little confused, right? He asks. He says I ask you to block the card. Mother decides that they are fraudsters and throws them away. He immediately calls back, I take the phone. talk away)))
Why do you throw the phone?
I: Hello, repeat, please, everything you said before and take into account - the conversation is recorded by me.
He... in the sense? to repeat?
I am in direct. Repeat everything you said.
How to repeat?
I: Repeat, I want to hear it.
He (the tone instantly changed from intelligent to ballt): and you are so intelligent?? to
How cute you are!
He: You don’t even know how cute I am.
I: I don’t want to represent. Happiness to you and health. Do not call here anymore.
He: and you good luck! here I now think... maybe it was still Sberbank?))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139012
 21.02.2017
Weather in Novosibirsk

I was turned by the wind yesterday morning when I left the house and imprinted to the corner of this same house. And I couldn’t get away from the wall for a few minutes and feel good until I stopped. I wanted to already write an explanatory text to work: "I am late because of the wind".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139011
 21.02.2017
In my aquarium, the water is at the bottom. Some algae have already risen from this pit and have crumbled in the fresh air. Now I wait for the fish’s legs to grow.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139010
 21.02.2017
In essence, all our parties have one political program – a tough and uncompromising struggle for budget money.

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