A drunk man buys a bottle of vodka and says annoyingly:

The teacher’s salary is not very high.

Are you a teacher? ! to The seller is surprised.

My wife is a teacher.

Today in the women's collective discussed who feeds the husbands.

One of the employees proudly said, “Well, what we eat, we also give him!”

I had a friend who I would call the light. The light in general, a person is very complex, like a Rubik's cube on 200 sides. However, there were puzzle lovers) Here is one such lover, after six months of relationship, gave her the phrase: I will love you no matter what. Light perceived this as a call to action, after a couple of days decided not to return to their common apartment for the night, stayed with her mother (it is by the way a fact). Returning the next evening, she entered the apartment with a happy face, and when asked where Light was walking, the girl replies: I was with another guy. Well, this amateur, quietly gathers her pieces (living in the apartment he removes), takes the lady and carries her with things to go out. This beautiful woman, let’s cry and pray that this was just a test of whether he really loved her as he said, and in fact she was with her mom. But he was no longer interested in where she was and what tests were.

If a person is too warmly thankful for a service, it means that he will now ask for another service.

Services of Trucks
The customer asked to throw the old sofa to the garbage. Long standing for the price. He thought that 400 rubles was very much for me to carry the couch in parts.
I have a third floor, a landfill nearby. Make a discount!
Half a drop. Because of the fact that it was possible to get to his address on his two quickly, rather than going to the other end of the city.
I stored a broken couch at the entrance to then take it to the garbage.
When I pulled out the last remains, the employer hired me money. I couldn’t count them as the door of the apartment clogged.
He had 200 rubles in his hands. He did not respond and threatened to call the police. Neighbors joined him who, not knowing the whole story, could have done the same. I came out of the entrance. The first thought is to leave the couch.
Uncomfortable somehow. People will walk, they will stumble. I just decided to move him aside.
A book fell out of the couch. I took her in hand. Dostoevsky, “The Idiot”
Well, who else am I, once I accepted this order. Opened the book. And right on the first pages found a five thousand note.
and smiled. Well, in principle, you can bring the couch to the landfill for such money.

Introverts are like slow websites. They may be the coolest site in the world, but usually people don’t wait so long for them to open up.
Extroverts are like pop-up windows that fuck you close.

xxx: I was at the interview and at the end the interviewer asked, ‘Fast, what is my name?’ I answered. Then I said, “Fast, what is my name?” He did not know and was angry. I laughed. Then he was very angry.