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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85871
 21.08.2013
How to get a micro-infarct?
- search for auto parts, see prices in rubles O_O
On the Belarusian website.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85870
 21.08.2013
Are you not cheating because you are lying to us?
Olenik: and I don’t pull a whistle because of his absence)
Liones023: I feel, and how did you lose it?
Fabregas45: "I think olenik - from the birth of a girl."
SmolikOFF: This is not lucky guy :/

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85869
 21.08.2013
So the whole government with mentions in the United States will be overthrown...

Don’t confuse homosexuals with porn and dreams with reality!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85868
 21.08.2013
For me it is a myth.
Type of Ancient Greek.
A little bit of a factor.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №85867
 21.08.2013
from ZH

Jelounov: Will the Third World War Begin Because of Homosexuals? Who could think.
Nostradamus did not predict this. :)
Exxellenz: He was tolerant.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85866
 21.08.2013
Give the girls a place in transportation in the summer - you will be rewarded with an elegant view from above. In the winter, you will be in the automate.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №85865
 21.08.2013
First they write here that 'I marry with breasts', then they complain here that the wife is a fool. Does it not lead to any thoughts?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №85864
 21.08.2013
Julia: Interrupting a speaking woman is allowed only in the extreme case and only with the words “I buy”, “I love”, “Yes, I’m a fool! And the fire!! »

Nik:.... in other cases it is necessary to use a clap!

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