Two McDonald’s employees:
C1: Fuck, fuck... work to fige, the bosses are shy, the salary is small!
C2: Everything in Rostix needs to be rolled...There are all the grandmothers!

Call to pre-school education management
- Please tell me when can I come to write an application for the garden?
Arrive at any time on Monday from 2 to 4 p.m.

Children’s Playground, 6 years old.
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YYY: And how, is it difficult? I do not know.
It’s not difficult, just like in GTA.

You know...I have a friend-animator half a year Chinese taught until I fuck for the tongue didn't pull to tell him what anime in Japanese show))I then the first time in my life really scared him)the horror turned out to be true was:)

He was sitting at dinner and the younger brother was watching Luntik. From there to me, by chance, came the phrase of a goose:
"This is the grass! Everything was dry in my mouth!"
I sit, I think.

12:54:12 lowerVDSM: girls need a lady, I want to fuck me, write to me, I want to polish a whisper, a whisper, real or viral
12:54:51 man22: lower VDSM, can I be on you? That mood is ugly. I promise to be rude.

Answers to Miley.

Murmur-mur: Our cat was hit by electricity 2 hours ago. She is still not moving. Do you think she is alive?

KissYulka: My poppy sat on a hot pot 3 hours ago and still does not take off. Do you think it’s frozen and so it’s warm?

Well, when, when will they write such a scanword, in which the correct answer to the question "sort of apples" will be ANTONOVKA?? to

Google Questions and Answers:

The question:
How to orgasm?

The answer:

#include <crazy.h>
do
and trahen();
and orgasm (while)

The worse we understand the problem, the easier we find a solution.

The station, the station d. The car, three minutes before departure.
The drivers went out, I checked. On my right is a man with the face of Valuev, on the opposite is a thick Armenian and next to him is a Negro. On the side a lady, with a gentle face, but this face spoils the expression of contempt and contempt for everything that is happening. Her husband just got out of the car on the perron and sent air kisses through the closed window. We had nothing to do to look at his pantomime. He thought he would call his wife.
The lady spent a long time in the bag, found the phone, brought it to the ear, and here's the problem: she accidentally turned on "a loud communication", but didn't understand this, because the phone she pressed to the ear, and the loud speaker was on the opposite side of the phone, and it seemed to her that the sound was normal.
Half the car heard every word of the husband:
- Rodnulechko, sorry for me, this goat Igor promised me "SV" and himself barely
I bought this stinking plate with these stinking bombs. You are down.
There was a selection.
Yes dear, it is very selective.
- This, this short-cut Gondon, has stood on you (that's what he said)
Look, if it is going to stand at night, scream the guide.
Yes, dear, the possibility of such developments is absolutely not excluded.
- And this pitecantrop with Pidor's roast, a dumb one, only saliva
It doesn’t run, look carefully at it.
The lady slowly, as if unwittingly looked back at Valueva.
I will sign under every word you say. And it will soon flow...
All of us, without speaking, bite our lips painfully, so that we could no longer roast our voices and extend this fairy show. The husband continued:
Did you see there, in the corner, a fat dick? Whether it is a Georgian or an Armenian.
He likes me. Don’t leave the bag in sight so that this thick man doesn’t.
Be careful there, dear.
Yes, my dear, this victim of anorexia is stressing me too. Generally thanks
To you, dear, who have arranged for me a gorgeous excursion in the Kunstkammer, I am always
I dreamed of that...
Sorry, it’s all because of Igor’s goat.
There are also planes. Yes, and by the way, you are well there, wind, and the
Someone’s 70 kilos of muscle oil...You know?
Do you mean the smell of black?
Yes my beloved.
“Suka, and that he did not sit in Africa, is mistaken on our trains,
The crazy nigger.
The train slowly touched, and the black man switched to the word “Niger.” Probably not understanding a word of Russian. He jumped up, bowed to the lady, and cried loudly at her ear, something in French, ticking her "fake" in the face with both hands.
Here we were all broken, we were wildly strained, wickedly roaring and rocking teeth on the lady, depicting a zombie so that her husband could see it.

The husband was slowly following the train, with the face of a dying victim from an ancient deaf film.

The specialist responsible for the safety of the nuclear plant said “pizzacross” because of the leaked pen in his pocket. Fifteen people arrived early.

With answers and questions...
In:"The legless and armless French crossed the La Manche", I’m afraid to think what he grabbed...
A: Why are you scratching? Peanut soup and reactive pull have not yet been cancelled!

Sandro (16:55:39 20/09/2010)
The director has a fire. He stole the chocolate from the accountants, then he became strenuous, he came to us in the jur department, shared the chocolate between everyone and forced to eat so that everyone would be ashamed and not him alone.

Vancouver (16:57:04 20/09/2010)
Man is following

Sandro (16:57:36 20/09/2010)
Oh, he can

Vancouver (16:57:37 20/09/2010)
You are now involved, co-conspirator.

owl: survived... the child snatched the controller and said, “I’m the guard of the controller of the 99 level!”

I feel like I will soon be sunbathing on a nudist beach.
The absence of curtains in my room and the presence of builders opposite the building adds courage to me and increases my self-esteem.

Vendors in the market:
The green is fresh, buy it.
From the neighboring tent:
We don’t buy green, we take cabbage.

Forum: How to Find a Job
Skib how to find work in the specialty "religious science"??? to
Felix founded a sect.! to
Ditrih Sect is an idea... A good idea... To learn NLP, to act on the principle of bricks and to sell at the price of apartments magical tapas from some labeanium, because only in these tapas the simple mortal will be able to enter the kingdom of God, but if he is burdened with property, not to see him this kingdom... And the sect will kindly get rid of property under the slogan “down” useless collection of things, give spiritual development and tapas from the labeanium!

Snatali (16:08:05 20/09/2010)
As the nurse said, I have a Russian-Japanese war in my stomach.

Libertad (16:08:22 20/09/2010)
Sushi fights with peelings?

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