Everyone has stories about bad taxi drivers or passengers. Let me tell you a few stories about good drivers.

Since I often use a taxi, stories have accumulated a lot, but there are special ones.

I usually drive on the cheapest, so the requirements I have, except for the "pick up and all" no.

I will try briefly.

1) The hour of night. I am delayed. I go home. I am lucky with an older man.

I usually ask you to land me without going into the courtyard, so as not to force a person to turn around the streets. I ask the same thing for this uncle, and he answers, “Are you mad? ? to The hour of night! Who at this time will let the girl alone walk through the courtyard! What entrance? this one? Wait, I’ll get up now to light you up. Do the windows come out? Help me when you are home! I have a granddaughter of your age, how can I not worry!”

I did not resist. In bright light, the lighthouse ran to the door and under the surprised look of her husband waved onto her uncle from the balcony, after which he immediately left.

2) Called a taxi to take my grandmother from the hospital to her home. She was sick and could not accompany her. I coordinated the driver by phone. Grandma stood on the stairs of reception rest and was ready to start to the shlakbaum.

The taxi driver refused to force his grandmother to walk by herself. All the truths and lies he passed under the shlackbaum, although the name of the patient was required from him and was not found in the lists. He decided that the grandmother was still in the department and was going to go after her to the chamber, in time stopped. Then he patiently and slowly helped her take her bags to the fifth floor. The trip cost him 200r and dropped him another 300 on the phone. Although he did not ask.

3) Carried a brother, a boy with the apparatus of Ilizarov to the cinema. The car is driving, I don't see the numbers, but I see the yellow sign "disabled". I laughed at him, and I’m sure! The driver was without a leg. The entire management was moved to the wheel. On the way, he told his brother how he was depressed and then found an incentive to live actively, how he tried different professions and decided to ride again, told how the car was arranged for the disabled, gave a piece on the wheel and quietly silenced, leaving us, smiling, near the cinema.

4) She fell asleep in the car. She slipped all over the rear seat and almost let go of saliva. When I arrived, the driver woke me up very carefully. “Girl... sweet girl... we’re here... wake up.”

It turned out that after seeing me asleep, the guy was driving as carefully and smoothly as possible, periodically looking to see if he woke up on the road and still stood for a while in the hope that I would wake up myself.

The driver jumped out of the car and opened the door to me. The exit too. When traveling for 104 rubles to say that I was in shock - nothing to say.

6) When there was a terrorist attack in Peter, I was lucky to catch a ghetto. There was no money with me at all. The driver agreed to wait at the entrance until I took it. We had to go from Vaska to the north. Applications rushed like a cage, the phone was running without stopping. We went, the driver slightly said that we would have to eat, but apparently not the fate, not to go to the store, because the city went crazy. She gave him the cakes bought at the bakery and a bottle of drinking yogurt, served a cigarette. He was terribly squeezed, in exchange for chewing gum. The poor man was sitting at my entrance. He looked very hungry.

I had a lot of taxis. They were inadequate. They were adequate. There were a lot of scammers and I want to say thank you to them for knowingly performing the service, they treated me as the most expensive customer. A good taxi driver in the morning is able to raise the mood, instill confidence, set a good pace. A good taxi driver in the evening is able to pleasantly finish the day and calm the nerves.

A good driver is a bit of a psychologist.)

Good taxis and thankful customers!

In life I do not like various psychological tests, because I believe that a person is a very complex creature, and it is difficult to drive him into some framework and "accentuation".

I remembered this topic a funny case at the study at the Tver Medacademy, so in 2000, at a class in medical psychology. Prepod gave us tests with the following questions:

1st How do you assess your physical well-being right now?

2nd How do you assess your mental well-being?

Three How do you assess your sexual well-being?

4 is Your attitude to life.

5 is Your attitude to drugs.

It was necessary to place a percentage figure in front of each point and submit anonymously in 10 minutes.

For 2 minutes I was thinking about what kind of idiot it was, and how to measure the attitude toward life in percentages.

Having come up with nothing, I imagined as if A.S. Pushkin had answered this, and for the remaining time, in front of each point, he spotted:

1st I am sick, all in the green.

2nd The brain does not cook a bottle.

Three I have no girls.

4 is Life is shit!

5 is And Anash...

The teacher really shrugged his face when he reached my paper.

The main thing is to set a goal. Let it stand. You lie where you lay.

I sit in the office and I don’t touch anyone. The phone call, lady
How much does the court cost you?
Which court?
by the child.
What about the child? Alimentation, the procedure for communication, deprivation of parental rights?
You are some stupid! I called you in one of the offices and I was immediately told: 80,000 rubles!
We have 75 thousand rubles.
Why so expensive?
What did you answer in the previous office?
They said it was expensive because it was a child.
Well here! It is expensive because it is a child.
Could it be cheaper?
Describe the situation in more detail!
How incomprehensible you are! trial of the child.
Oh I understood! The case is really difficult, we also have 80,000 rubles.

The Israeli army is so economical that it has learned to shoot down planes with foreign missiles!

If you meet someone you haven’t seen in a long time and don’t want to talk to, just start the conversation with the phrase: “Hello! Did you know that online marketing is underestimated? Now I’ll explain it to you...”

P.S In 90% of cases, a person suddenly begins to rush.

I was on a train and I got a companion. He went into the car, without saying anything, began to glue the window with some fence. I asked him.

Man, what are you doing?

I get rid of the light. It prevents me from sleeping.

Nothing, what is the day? Should I sit in the dark?

You will endure!

I do not know how to conflict, so I decided to wait until he closes the windows, and then I will call the conductor to get rid of this inadequate. The window is sealed, the door is closed, the light is turned off, the car is dark, nothing is visible. I turn on the phone, look at the time, I'm going to follow the conductor, I hear the voice of a neighbor.

Fuck the light!

And started from his side such a sound of movement in my direction, I see nothing and automatically beat my foot to the side and accidentally hit the neighbor. The neighbor begins to cuddle, I quickly turn on the light and I see that the neighbor’s face is all red from my foot and he is talking.

Do you immediately get into a fight? I would normally ask...

After that, the neighbor took his faner, turned away from me and slept the whole trip. He said he could not sleep in the light. This is the power of the healing p**dules!

Today I walked the street and heard a mother mocking her six-year-old son: “You’re punished! You won’t go to grandmother tomorrow. You’ll be sitting at home and playing on the tablet!”

The child cried.