Comment on Yandex becoming a partner of CERN and providing software for data structuring and analysis:
xxx: in CERN someone was not attentive and when installing the software did not remove the box from the item "install yandex-matrixnet")))

Faculty of Mathematics. Of the 13 students, three are boys, the rest are girls. We counted mathematics!A fellow from the Faculty of Statistics asked a brilliant question: and how did we determine - who is whole, and who is already "in the period"? Here I sit and think – how can I hint to him that he’s an idiot? ?

Can you survive a fall from an airplane without a parachute?
yyy: Of course, we will fall, get up and run after him 7 km in one shoe))

From Habr:
xxx: When the car is so full, it is doubtful that it is a peak hour.
Yyy: They have a peak hour – when there is no place to sit down, and we have a time when there is no place to get up.

She
What are you doing tonight?
and
He is
Interesting question
From how much to how much? )
and
She
From 20:00 until tomorrow, for example.
and
He is
Probably doing love.
and
She
With whom? ?
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He is
After that question, I probably don’t deal with it.)

What happened to the internet, guys? In some centuries after the divorce opened a porn site, at the first click of the old good tradition came out another window. I decided to see what they would offer me there, and in the window: "New investment companies". WTF is?

In his long and detailed letter to a friend and publisher, Suvorin Chekhov criticized Zola's erotic novel "Nana": "I have seen and myself sinned many times, but Zola and the lady who told you the "chop" - and ready, I don't believe. Eating a lady in the city is not as easy as they write. I have never seen any such an apartment (of course, orderly) where circumstances would allow a woman wearing a corset, a shirt and a tournament to fall on a box, or on a couch, or on the floor and use it so that the households would not notice. All these terms are like standing, sitting and so on. It is shit. The easiest way is a bed, and the other 33 are difficult and can only be performed in a separate room or bar.

The comments:
xxx: Chekhov underestimates the importance of stupidity and lack of conscience))
Yyy: No, I think it’s all right: the desired for the real. If so, everything men say about this topic should be divided by 28. Here is a novel. Chekhov is not only a writer, he is also a doctor. The doctor knows who is hurt.
Zzzz: yyy, why on 28?
yyy: empirically proven)))
XXX: Why do you think men are so inclined to exaggerate?
www: hm, I’ve got broken pieces here ))

The theme is about technical obstacles that exclude the possibility of flying to Mars.

xxx: Go to the gentlemen at the nearest runway, who have embedded ethanol in their body’s metabolic cycle, and try to explain to them that they will have to spend some of their resources on some flights instead of getting stuck in the nearest runway. They quickly explain the essence of the problem.

We are watching "The Diary of Geisha". I ask, which actress do you like more, the first or the second? An uncomfortable silence, his answer: Yes, I do not distinguish them at all!

The building is being built "Hypercube". Have you ever watched a Canadian movie with that name? Going around for a hundred verts is a must. alexbatukov

Did you watch the Big Bang Theory?
YY: No
I watched Sherlock.
YY: And I had dreamed all night in a madness that I was chasing the naked Irene.
XX: So you would have been chasing the naked Higgs boson all night long!! to

From an online game:
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YyY: Fuck... tomorrow morning (

1: and I now have a floating schedule)
2: How is it? When you want to go out? ?
1: No, like when the boss wants, then I leave.

I know why I need a TV. by clicking only 1 circle of programs instantly determines what to download from torrent %)

Olympics for second class.
To the question "The only insect handed by man" besides the right "bee" the children gave the following answers: a donkey, a god's cow, a dog, and a cow, a bull.

I lie in the transplant department as a kidney donor to my brother. There are a couple in the room: a father and a son. Yesterday they were transferred (from father to son).

Dad was given a shave and told to shave before the operation (you understand what I am talking about). He went and shaved. And then already in the operating room, when he was in the bedroom under anesthesia, the doctor removed the stool and realized that the face was shaved )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I bought a car from Germany. I call the boss who is doing this, he calls the price of $1350 for the road and $250 for the work. And adds, “Of course, it is desirable that it be the southern or eastern part of East Germany.” I have thought.
So, there - let's say Berlin - we fly by plane. Let’s not get a little bit, why do we sit among these bad guys and losers, flying in business class for $430. We go out and sit in a taxi. For $250 we go to our destination. On the way we stop for lunch - a restaurant - a fuagra, a glass of Chardonnay - $ 50. Then we check our car, we take. Let's say the car eats 15 liters per hundred (average, but maximum), refuelling - 2000km = $ 450. On the way we stop for dinner - fuagra, FIUGGI - $ 50. It’s dark, we drive past the campsites to a five-star hotel – a night of $100. A total of $1330. Explain why he has another $20?!...

This is the reality: a citizen must pay a debt to his homeland.
XXX: or officials - they will give!

I lie with my son in the hospital. Everything seems normal, we are treated, 2 neighbors-mamas are quite adequate people. and. and. There was no "grief" settled my grandmother, years so under 60, with a grandson of 1.5. And here began the story that young parents are not suitable for anything and all of this kind. The guy is sorry, this old grandmother does not let him a step away and such a look is doomed to him. But I became scared, really scared for the guy, when I heard my grandmother say to him, "Sashenko, son, I will give you TITU now!" And she gave! The emptiness! My grandmother took the brain out.

Lena_princess: My boyfriend was looking for my clitoris yesterday. I communicated to the ass. He says I don’t have him. He said that the clitoris will grow after we get to sleep for the first time - now the clitoris does not allow the virgin film to grow. How fast will it grow?