<seropati> What happens if you create a basket label and drag the basket to that label? It will seem like Windows has ignored your attempt to remove the basket, but in fact when you remove the basket will fall into itself, and when you clean it, it will fall into an endless cycle of self-removal, causing it to remove not only the contents of the basket, but all the data from your hard and the entire Internet, and your processor will overload and overheat, creating a black mini-beam. This mini-hole will then open the crotch hole through which the processor will go back in the moment you removed the basket, and that hour will break the removal command, and yes, nothing happened! It happens so quickly and so often that 99.99% of people don’t even know what it is happening. It’s like dividing by zero, you can’t even try, you won’t get anything anyway. The only one who can successfully remove the basket is Chuck Norris, because it is his kick from the turn was so fast that he went back in time and killed all the dinosaurs.

XHH: See here
Chicken - where
Goose - Goose
And the Indy?
Do not go to Google.
Tagged with: Induction
Inducet is the one who thinks of inducts. As a star ?

xxxx about women.
My wife shaved her hair yesterday.
XXX: He came, he asks, so how?
I know how to explain to her that I need time to start talking to a stranger who has the keys to my apartment.

There was a case with the Queen.
There are two premium fitness centers competing, DrLoder and Dolphin.
So, the loders let the advertisement that the dolphin is the ideal place for homosexuals.
The results of that advertising company the leadership of the dolphin could not repeat with all the desire and advertising budgets.

Working in the dining room is great:
"Sallad "Women’s Capricorn" with the tongue".

Another day of American life: an elderly billionaire, under the applause of thousands of people, expelled a family of blacks from the house where they lived for 8 years. Shamefully

About the shadow and the chess player reminded an old joke.
The girl asks the guy:
Guess what my profession is? It begins with B and ends with A.
and O_O
The library girl! What you think is a hobby.

Alexander: And I never came up with a name for the little one.
Alexander: But he doesn’t look like Barcy.
Val: Call it the Plot.
Val: A great name for a domestic cat.
Alexander: This is a cat!
Val: I know it’s not a horse!

Moment of Motivation: When was the last time you did something for the first time?
WOW (serialman with experience): Last week. Last week I watched the last series "Sherlock" for the first time.

# Spiked

The 2012 year.
I quietly rested in the village, and after another day of work, I went to bed, fell, and cut off.

I woke up early in the morning, from a light wind, got up, and as nothing happened - went to brush my teeth. The shell was in the kitchen, I went in, took the brush, started brushing my teeth...
I looked to the right.

There was no gypsum wall, which was quickly made in order to make it normal in a day or two!

My reaction was about "Yes fuck in the mouth, hate, fuck, cigane!!1!111!"

There was no table. A pen from the toilet door. A piece of salt in the refrigerator.

Two days later, I saw my table, and the gypsum cardboard at the neighbors of the Gypsum.
Through the force and costume of the grandfather to fuck the Gypsies were able to take everything. It was quiet, and after a few weeks they left.

xxxx: issuing a certificate of non-compliance
Teaching: Why?
People are beginning to doubt.

Delwin: The second day I wake up and the Russian anthem begins to play in my head. What to do?
SV stand up.

What if the problems of Russian football are not at all in Gusev?
No, it is nonsense.

The evening of January 20, 2017. In front of me is a guy with a girl.
Why did you drink beer again today?
Boy (indignantly offended): Beloved, but today is the inauguration of Trump!! to

XXX: We went to the show on Saturday.
XXX: I will burn meat.
Is there anything vegetarian?
xxx: ah, the fruits of the shale tree ))

<Pilipil> Danetka, what verse did you tell Santa Claus to get a gift from a magic bag?
<Mayana> Kola, well the cat. I work in the tax office, the only thing I know is to extract the provisions, we will conduct an audit.

One woman, an endocrinologist, suspected her lover’s diabetes (too sweet) during the minet, and the diagnosis was confirmed. She told this to a friend, a friend to her husband. After a while, this endocrinologist in visitors says: it seems my cat has diabetes. The husband of a friend scissed from a hiccups, the endocrinologist guessed everything.

These people are still insulting Chinese translations.

Any "Tiger red white death buy" mirks on the backdrop of a simple and dull action - "Start work for free".
Fuck thank you, of course. They were so intrigued. Here is the luck for someone - maybe, without paying anything, work! and Ogo. Working for free! This is yes. Free work, fly for free! Because it is free.

Victor Gusev responded to the organizing committee of fans, collecting him money for vacation during the 2018 World Cup. As you know, the fans do not want him to comment on the matches of the Russian national team.

V. Gusev stated that he wants to fly to Mars there and back.
Football fans very much liked this idea: in this case, the commentator will be deliberately removed from the microphones.

More than 2 million rubles have already been collected. The collection of money continues. Negotiations with private aerospace companies have begun.

What is your new swimsuit?
The Striped...
Wouldn’t the pop look like an arbus?! to
will be...
Funny...
and ah!
And your breasts are like strawberries, right?! to
Like a crossroader...