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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88654
 22.10.2013
XXX is gifted! What do you do?
The sculptures are inappropriate.
Xxx :?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №88653
 22.10.2013
I write in the smartphone "And you good luck", it corrects "And you kill". Smartphones also have Mondays.

[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88652
 22.10.2013
By the will of fate I work on diametrically different jobs. I work as a carpenter for myself, work every morning and get paid well, spending 30 minutes a day. For money, I have a good leadership position. I have a small business. I have two red diplomas. There are two good cars. I do not burn anywhere.
Why do I need it? I like to troll people who think that working as a courtyard is shameful: when I finish the morning cleaning, I sit behind the wheel and leave. On the faces of passers who do not know me, there is a slight confusion.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88651
 22.10.2013
11: To freely argue about variable current you need to know the tower (integrals, the decomposition of functions into a series and other brainstorming pieces).
22: "To freely argue about variable current" a listener is needed, and better a switch %)
Did you go to Ivanych in a visit?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №88650
 22.10.2013
XXX: Who will be at the meeting?
YYY: I am in question
ZZZ: jump, break your head, there the mushroom will come out.
Have him

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