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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №472
 22.12.2007
Kpecm: Hi, the hair starts?
Azazello: Hi, this is my Anti-Spam control. If you would like to chat with me then please give the right answer to the following simple question. What is the name of our planet? English please. thank you.
Kpecm: The ground
Kpecm: Ground
Kpecm: The Earth
Category: Zemlya
Kpecm: You are what you sell.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №471
 22.12.2007
ZloYXP: Protection of the roulette...
From work I went to the supermarket, to buy food.I had a leather wallet through my shoulder on the belt, I did not give it to the storage chamber.Well, and a suit, a collar, a coat, etc. I went from a meeting with clients...
I bought thousands for four and a half large packs.I go out of the box office, the car in front of the entrance almost, I put the packs, I pick up the signal, the car (AUDI A6) automatically starts.There are 2 guards and an administrator (girl).Dialogue:
Give me your bag!
Q: What can you steal from it?The people gathered...
You can take a little in them!
That’s a fish, right?Smiles around and laughter.
No, small bottles of vodka!
I: I’m like a man who is going to drink a small bottle of vodka!!???? to
Only I remained on my feet, the rest just died of laughter.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №470
 22.12.2007
The fact that we are now adults is a bit of a shit compared to the fact that we are now adults.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №469
 22.12.2007
terrorist site using the latest development in the field of weapons - the button "and next?During two days, a student was detained.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №468
 22.12.2007
HHH: And I generally have a lick in the most unfortunate moments.
xxx: you sit in front of the client, one uncomfortable movement and a characteristic click
Women smile with understanding, but men forget what they said

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №467
 22.12.2007
from when people see a photo of a calf with large breasts, orte, photoshop.

And when they look at a movie with a breasty girl, nobody cheers the hell prime minister.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №466
 22.12.2007
Have you ever wanted to get a tattoo?

My body is a temple
No tattoos, piercings and pedicures

XXX: What does this have to do?

My ass is also a temple.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №465
 22.12.2007
The boss gave...

How it was in childhood! Modem... This is a modulator demodulator... and all!!! And now: a splitter, a clit... Although not... a clitoris – it was.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №464
 22.12.2007
There is no snow and it is wet. At night, the frost begins.
So here, when I was well loaded on the new smooth asphalt, I understood why in the sovka were built "bad and uneven roads."))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №463
 22.12.2007
Dialogue in the kitchen:

Blonde girlfriend: Eugene, you just don’t laugh, I’m really interested in it!
I: I will stand, urinate!
She: When do you cuddle you have a whistle on your foot lying or failing to the toilet?
If we desire, we will push.
She (still very seriously): That is, you can even write sitting down?
I feel like I’m dying: Aaaah!
She (attention, culmination of the event): If you can sit, why are you standing and writing?? to
The curtain falls, too.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №462
 22.12.2007
... here I wonder if you come to the philosophy exam smoked-it will be considered as doping or sparkling??? O-
O O O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №461
 22.12.2007
Yesterday I get a book from the seller, the layout of which I personally created for a gift, I begin to jump from joy when I see beautiful glossy pages and excellent quality of work with the screams: "Urrah! I will die of happiness now!"
For what kind of goods the seller issues:" Money first pay..."
by Rokka

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №460
 22.12.2007
#Linux
<unhack Áthapda> ladies and gentlemen
<unhack Áthapda> call me in 20 minutes
<unhack Áthapda> I want to sleep a little and I don’t want to go through the stop

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №459
 22.12.2007
Mountains
Help me find the tattoo sketches!
by Alik23ru
There is an Encyclopedia of Tattoos, but weighs about 450 meters..........)))
Voice for picture
There is such an encyclopedia.Hunted"Raspisny"weighs 60 kilograms.Loves vodka and chewing.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №458
 22.12.2007
Q: And... can we not drink beer or something else for the girls?
For a long time, there have been no cultural events.
WOW: You wanted to say, buy a bottle, eat and talk about computers, sows, and that a girl has surrendered to the programmer!? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №457
 22.12.2007
Only in Russia could the news appear:
"How to extinguish the New Year's tree - recommendations of the Emergency Committee"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №456
 22.12.2007
The Bionet:
by Scuco! Here is the brake! I walk past the table (I went for mayonnaise), I look at mayonnaise and think: “Nishtiya!” Do not go into the refrigerator!". I walk past it, open the refrigerator, tap and think, where is this scratched mayonnaise?! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №455
 22.12.2007
Firefox is good with Yandex.Bar
And also, with Yandex.Blackjack and Yandex.Hornets

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №454
 22.12.2007
Demon2: So tired that I remembered when I kept the cursor behind the scrollbar of the browser so as not to fall and not to fall asleep :(

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №453
 22.12.2007
We are in a parallel group.
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
There is a def.
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
She has a name.
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
Skovorodko
Quad cycle (01:13 AM) :
I think 😉 😉 😉
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
The Truth? )
Quad cycle (01:13 AM) :
What is its name "YA"?
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
YANA
Quad cycle (01:14 AM) :
almost ) )
Quad cycle (01:14 AM) :
Is it in the skyscraper???? to

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