Can the question be modest?
He is: Walk
She: The boys are sitting, and where are they sitting?
He is throwing on his shoulder! :)

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Message #107 vseznayka
Hi gentlemen, in principle, this question has already been asked, but I still ask you to suggest more accurately, how to insert a SIM card.

Message #108 vseznayka
still inserted, may anyone use, correctly inserted as drawn on the picture near the slot

I have to hire a cleaner.
Husband: Hm, the maid... (a blurred look)..Yes... At the same time cleaning will be done.

A friend who works as a methodist:
Write a note to my daughter!!! to
Well, first of all, goodbye, and secondly... my working day is over!
Send a message to my daughter. ( the letter ) I will complain!
What is your name?
Veronica Leopoldovna
- Veronica Leopoldovna, as your father said - let us live friendly...! to bye
(After this phrase, Veronika Leopoldovna was a little offhegel)

An announcement in the newspaper: A family of 5 students will take off an apartment or bed.

Someone has ever wondered how many liters of beer does the phrase contain: "Maybe, in a bottle?")

The end of the world is no longer the end of...

I bought a computer, I like it, but I want to hear the opinions of professionals, not those clever boys from the store. In general, the system block from Irbis, writing in Russian, is understandable. I do not know,
What is this company, but the design is at least good - black
and silver. Does it work fast, you think, a good computer?
WOW: Maybe red with silver will work faster.

1)Admin-choleric - fucking fisted on the server shob that got up
2)Admin-Sangvinik - rushes over everyone who runs away from the fact that the serwak has fallen
3)Admin-flegmatic - is quietly going to fix, although he is cheerful
4)Admin-melancholic - crying and lamenting, dreaming of dismissal from work

And only A., crying and admired, fucking his fist on the server, so that he would rise, although he
I wonder why everyone runs away.

I sell: Tushenka (beef) Berezovskaya - 20 bits, milk condensed Rogachevskaya - 20 bits, sugar - 10 kg, flour - 20 kg, pasta, different cereals - about 30 kg. Date of expiration until 2014 (floating until 2015). Or change for New Year's pyrotechnics.
Reason for sale: not used.

Infinity (23:24:17 21/12/2012)
I was not held in my hands!
E-V-S (23:24:33 21/12/2012)
Everyone when they get it.

Hi, I couldn’t call you before.
YYY: Yes, I went to new partner paint manufacturers. I looked at her painted rooms.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx What did he not answer?
yyy: Yeah they mix in the paint of metal powder, here the cell phone in the room and does not take))
XXX: Is this such a fitch?
Yyy: Oh, they want to paint schools and universities.
Mmmmm... do you now work in the corporation of evil?
Yes, according to the students!! to

Well, who took the loans there and gathered for the orgia, tell me how you are there now?

At the end of the world, it seemed like a slide came out. Does anyone need 300 bottles of strawberry by chance?

XXX is:
I want to capture the world.
Little girl, go to bed, sleep. You will rest and take on new forces.
in the morning:
I want to capture the world.
Try it girl. Who takes the world hungry?
4 hours later:
Let’s take the world...
and July. You’re 19 years old and you’re dreaming of conquering the world. On the solder - you will collect a rocket with a engine based on nuclear synthesis and we will take off from here, fly and capture other worlds! How about the idea?
The WTF? O_O

I loved physics.
oSpa: Judging by how you wrote this, you and the Russian feared to love)

To the question “How could a sixteen-year-old have committed a crime twenty years ago?” officials replied: “He is very clever.” (c) Bavis and Batthead

It reminds us of justice, isn’t it?

While I was sitting in the sorting room, two guys came in with the words: “It smells. “Russia is shameful.” They went away without washing.

Where will you meet the end of the world?
I’ll be in the basement at this time. I will survive each.
You’ll survive with a dozen pumped men...they’ll start eating the weaker ones, and then they’ll want to fuck.
Fuck it...

xxx: I accept orders for the New Year's tree: eat your fish, kiss your neighbor's cat, explain to the local Tajiks the basics of the Muslim faith, put under the New Year's tree in the presence of the police (at least three pieces), legitimize the relationship of your life companion with cheap prostitutes,
XXX: at the same price
Yyy: So I would have written: Tamada’s services. What is out)