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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43581
 22.02.2011
Do you think that you are limited? and :)
Wow, it is limited. Take it only in case of war, and then in the wardrobe, in the kitchen :-D
Meaning of meat? :D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43580
 22.02.2011
I go to the fitness room. It just has the smell of drip.
Q: Do you smell so bad here?
Coach: I don’t know... We fought here in the morning.
With the evil?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43579
 22.02.2011
xxx: Well, I was met by the girls in underwear in the morning, all beautiful, this is the kind of surprise for you.
YYY: In principle, we were also given a gift - Xusha and Dasha met us in clothes. We are very grateful to them for that.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43578
 22.02.2011
At work... our entire office moved to a new room, naturally everyone signed their system book, the next day the painting with oil: a blonde lady with a wild scream is looking for something and rushes to admin...I am interested in what happened??? The girl, blinking out the eyes: you understand, the system was brought to my office, but the monitor was not mine brought, I am looking for my".I gru her, take any...and this is a miracle as a sparkle: "Ah, smart all I look at, on my monitor my dads and photos"...
Oh no words.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №43577
 22.02.2011
amazonka: how I like when my English friend compliments me
Amazonka: in English everything sounds not as Russian, everything is beautiful, elegant
Amazonka: Yesterday he told me that he loves me because I’m such a Russian cruiser
Thin: So I always tell you that you’re fucking fucking.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43576
 22.02.2011
My friend who was at home caring for a little child suffered so much from a lack of communication that even Jehovah’s Witnesses who approached her on the street ran away under some pretext after five minutes.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43575
 22.02.2011
The director ordered all ITRovts to congratulate from February 23, told the supplier to buy a notebook and pen. The supplier bought, brought. At the planner, the director gave everything to everyone. The notes were all different, I got the coolest: a black one, with the inscription Gothic, and from the bottom it is attributed to "remember that you are dust". :D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43574
 22.02.2011
xxx: anyone knows - on what dishes, what and in what tone should be properly washed, so that this Mr. Proper washed the dishes?

my salt my salt my sool
salt la sal fa mi re doo
Tonality to major
How many times I tried to blush.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43573
 22.02.2011
Uncle Vova: After half an hour of talking about the manicure, the fate of her manicure master and the boots she saw, I forced her to listen to the test results of the new Giforsina for the same half an hour. Yes, with all frequencies, textures and shaders. I said I was fucking.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43572
 22.02.2011
[20.02.2011 23:40:21] Margarita: soon March, girls need to hide from boys XD
[20.02.2011 23:40:52] Admin: Oh Rita - men are not cats, fuck anytime ;)

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43571
 22.02.2011
I finished school on gold medal.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43570
 22.02.2011
Facebook by Svetlana Molodtsova
The best gift for February 23rd is a gift made with your... lips! 😉

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №43569
 22.02.2011
Almost the spring! A meter of snow.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43568
 22.02.2011
n2ck: well say
Kumagoro: And you guess!
n2ck: No, say to me! I cannot guess!
Kumagoro is why?
n2ck: I have a psychological trauma since I was a child: I played the "Ugadyaku"... and broke my leg

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43567
 22.02.2011
This morning was a fucking fuck. :)

I went to school for the Olympics.
Arrived at the stop)
and understood
What should I wear? 😉
I went back, changed clothes, decided to get on the bus at the stop at home.
When I got in, I forgot the bag.)
I think "Well, you and Dow, well, have you forgotten something else?"
And I realized, yes, I washed my teeth and did not brush my teeth.

xxx: the most offensive thing to go out was at 11, and at 10:30 I sat in front of the TV with the thought "all the way to do not"

You are a rare idiot 😉
So, did you go without a bag?? to

xxx: I went without a bag, I was in the bus already))

What is the Olympics?

XXX is fashionable
There is no knowledge, but the ability to think is tested.
I received an e-book.
in the net posed - 8k rubles is worth)

YYY: for what?
" and the ability to think was tested)"
Do you have the ability to think? XD is

xxx: no, the funniest thing that was given for the win in the nomination "for the best memory"


[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43566
 22.02.2011
Yesterday I had an xxx here. She told me that she got a message in the aska days "I am looking for a guy for sex".
Yyy Agah, almost a classic of modern spam.
So here’s the answer "I too" :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and ;)
XXX is not...
XXX I am a fool.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43565
 22.02.2011
Sam: I was driving today in the car in the morning, saw a machine oil advertisement
Sam: "increases the potency of the car"
Sam: Immediately the thought "you will go with your car even longer"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43564
 22.02.2011
Valentina Gerasimova added 520 photos to the album "you will have to watch it all!"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43563
 22.02.2011
I (discovering the uncharted depths of my subconscious mind) Why do I like men who cook well?
He (heats me up) because you love to eat

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43562
 22.02.2011
at the seminar:
Where are the Mitrophans? Where is this boy, rushing out of his narrow trousers in the hope of a continuation of the family? With the Baranov! You have there what? The gorgeous mountain?? to

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