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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44881
 22.03.2011
In your case, vegetarianism is cannibalism.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44880
 22.03.2011
Article about the film "Alpha Dog" in Wikipedia.

Interesting facts :
"Alpha Dog" - in American criminal language - looking at the lower link of a criminal group.
“alpha-dog” – this is what Putin referred to in secret diplomatic correspondence.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №44879
 22.03.2011
In the chat:
X: Hi Brandon!
Y: Hello
X: What are you doing?
Tagged: hairy nuts
Why scratch the coconut?
Do you have 11?
X: How did you know?? to

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №44878
 22.03.2011
It is charming.
He passed by the garbage tanks, in which the bombs dilapidated.
“Michael, there are newspapers there?
- Yes, no% #I am not, eB&@y internet, bl$!

[ + 93 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44877
 22.03.2011
A familiar girl has a problem with the car, calls hysterically, stopped right in the middle of the avenue, asks to come.
Explanations are: "I eat no one touches, there is a buch, a buch, a car, I have some big stuff from the car. He was lying near the car. I barely pulled her back into the car."
I eat, I break my head, what can be so big completely (!) How about the new Honda CR-V 2010?
I come. It shows a falling part.
D: Well, can I get to the service or call the evacuator?
I: It is not necessarily. Len, this is a piece of resor from Kamaz. You just hit him with a wheel.

In fact, she pulled him to the car.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №44876
 22.03.2011
We bought a Japanese mouse!=) A small one, with a block size!
Clive probably. How to work with her?
What kind of work? You have to play with it and all that. She is jumping.)
and Figase! The Japanese invented it. The jumping mouse. It must be wireless.) Interesting devises!
The romance! What kind of wires? The ordinary mouse. and live! With ears, eyes and tail!
The milk!

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44875
 22.03.2011
When you are interested in guitars enough, your girlfriend can send this.
XXX: AAAA
AAAAAA
I had a mediator in the toilet.

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44874
 22.03.2011
** by
When I am an old aunt,
And the wicked will,
In the nightmarish slopes,
And also slightly,
When I walk I will be with a stick,
Shaking your nose,
with an old wiped blade
On the head instead of the hair.
I will be squeezed,
In the irony of fate,
My long-awaited foolish prince,
My genius of pure beauty.
He only looks at me in the mid-eye.
The love dust will disappear.
I say to him: infection!
The Paddle! Where have you been before...?
And he, putting his jaw in a glass,
Breathe or breathe... or Icnet:
It is silent: my beauty!
He falls to his feet like a bullet.
I went to you with torment,
I did stupidly,
I dug gold and stones,
and gathered knowledge.
Now you are worthy!
Now, Princess, it is all yours!
Oh, old bald stupid warrior!
So what do we do, my?? to

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №44873
 22.03.2011
My father bought his first cell phone. I received a SMS today:
Bata: I’ve learned to use SMS, now I’ll write to you at night and hinder your sleep.
I: Write, I still work at night.
What, is he smart?
I: Hugo, it’s all in you.
Father: The son is smart, all in the father. Damn with the eggs, two eggs :) (smiley!!!!)
Mom just called. It turns out, he took my wife’s number from her and sends her SMS from an unknown number. She invites to a date, is interested in what flowers she loves, compliments and poems. And it is on the move. Well, the wife will pick it up in the evening, but here the father, God give health. Seventy years old man, and everything doesn’t play out.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44872
 22.03.2011
from the forum " help newcomers"
How to Change Nick? – How to Change Nick?! to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №44871
 22.03.2011
I went to a site with some mystery... and there...

Believe it or not, the reader is right, but on the number 7 (seven) the human world is built. He stands on it, like on a tectonic plate, and ideologically relies on it, seeing in it the root of everything. For visibility: in the human world there are 7 colors, 7 notes, 7 days a week, 7 periods in the table of elements, 7 measurements in string theory and even 7 fingers on the hands.

O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44870
 22.03.2011
X: Well, go in the pop, let’s go, as usual?
XXX, not there.
XXX: Not the window in the sense
Contact yyy removed himself

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №44869
 22.03.2011
The son went to the interview (the first job he is looking for). I received an SMS:
The staff read my resume and went with him to the toilet...I’d probably better leave now? Or should we wait for her return?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №44868
 22.03.2011
I can motivate employees every day ?
by werediver: oh. It is really cool.
What about natural immunity?
Chifir: immunity to puzzles only in corpses

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44867
 22.03.2011
The night. Trying to sleep. A brother and his wife live behind the wall. I hear a shout of surprise: - How he bended her! Where did he put it in? What if four?
I watched the origami master class :)

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44866
 22.03.2011
The phone call. The female voice:
Where did I get?
I answered:
Where did you aim?
After a second confusion:
and hi hi! Maybe in you too. I will think...
The short slides...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №44865
 22.03.2011
My cousin is 6 years old. We talk about milk teeth.
I: If you put a falling tooth under a pillow, the mouse will take it and leave you a coin.
He: And how many coins if I put my grandfather’s jaw there?

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44864
 22.03.2011
We have two cats at home. tk. They are still young and love to play. They sleep during the day and play at night. Well, how they play, wear around the house, jump on sofas, beds.
And while we are asleep, they start sleeping, of course, it’s impossible.
WOW :D
But my brother solved the problem.
WOW how?
He crawls to the sleeping cat in the afternoon from behind... tilt to the ear, so that the animal would not notice him and scream: HULY Sleep, SUCK!!! to
by *ROLF*
A poor animal.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44863
 22.03.2011
I sat with my 10-month-old daughter behind the compass. The daughter showed me several combinations of hot keys that I had no idea.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44862
 22.03.2011
The phrase:
"2010, BitTorrent, Inc.
All rights reserved."
It looks somewhat unnatural.)

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