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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153963
 22.03.2020
I go past the OVD, I see, the chief engineer of thermal engineers approached one DPS car, the other, the third and like they smell.



I say, Mikhailic, do you have a roof running? Answer - water from heating disappears, 500 liters per night. All cranes on batteries in all houses have been eliminated, and mints are not allowed into their garage, anti-terrorism is referred to. Yesterday I poured 20 liters of creoline into the system, barely washed my hands afterwards. Here I try to catch them, that they are washing cars from heating.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №153962
 22.03.2020
We live on the first floor. The neighboring apartment is transferred to a non-residential fund and is handed over to the store.

Behind the wall of our toilet is the washing machine and the kitchen of the store, where baking and all kinds of dishes are prepared for sale, in connection with which, our toilet smells of cooking. Moreover, the smells are so bright, juicy and tasty that it becomes uncomfortable to do your "dirty things".

Very strange sensations when you go to the toilet, and your saliva is released and begins to shake in the stomach in anticipation of food. So we live.

I am afraid of attaching the conditional reflex to the toilets in general.

Old Pavlov would be pleased.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №153961
 22.03.2020
Of course there are disagreements, but I am entertained by people who disappear at work and complain that they spend little time with their relatives, and then complain as tired of them.

Yyy: The fact that you want to relax from family and relatives doesn’t mean you regret having a family or having loved them. Everyone needs a rest from each other and a banal time to let go and do nothing. When you have a wife and children, you can no longer stick to the computer after work and decompose foolishly, sometimes scratching eggs hanging out of holes. When you have a wife and children, after work you have to go to the store, buy to eat. When you come home, throw out the garbage, help the children with the lessons, listen to the extremely boring story of the wife that Lenka from work is a bit of a bit, not so looking at his wife. and after the shave to shave the fucker, because "you wander", clean up the house and this is all the routine that takes away the strength. And all you want is to eat a cup and one and a half clocks to glue into the dull bushes, where monkeys throw their shit on people, then go and joke well, sowing the clock on the floor, capitally so, loudly feather, and not throwing a little whisper, because the wife is disgusted, but you have to quickly squeeze out of yourself a cacodemon, because the whole family, including the cat, is already broken in the bush, and you only say Zen. And at the same time, in the apartment there is a constant background noise that drops on the brains. Sometimes you just need a break from all this for a couple of days. I am convinced that wives have their own reasons for being beaten by husbands and children. Even the children have their own reasons, for which they were taken by their parents and they want at least a day to be alone, eat sweets at ease and stick to the minecraft without time restrictions. Everyone sometimes needs to be alone.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №153960
 22.03.2020
After the trial of Weinstein, women in America represent a greater danger for men than an armed robber: you will not only be robbed, but also jailed because she didn’t like something 20 years ago.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №153959
 22.03.2020
A lady recently returned from a vacation she spent in Spain. Upon her return, she gave lectures to students for two weeks, despite deteriorating health, after which she was finally taken to the hospital with a suspicion of coronavirus. Suspicion has been confirmed.
And all would be nothing, had she not been the chief infectiologist of the region, a professor of the department of infectious diseases...

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153958
 22.03.2020
In the last few days, everyone has learned to wash their hands regularly.
The theme of the next pandemic is “reversals.”

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