Zlobny (23:42) :
In Santa Barbara, Cruz was the only police officer in the city: he was instructed to investigate all crimes. No one in my memory he revealed.)

In the morning in bed: You wake up and look at the clock at 5:23. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and open at 8:55.

At work: You look at 9:30. For 5 minutes you close your eyes and open at 9:30.

Dimassik: So I want summer, that I lay on the walls!
Dimassik: Imagine, you sit, the sun, the thunderstorms are approaching.
Dimassik: I have to do it!!! to
ynestulya: is it what?
Dimassik: This is how the summer storm begins.
ynestulya: nichren, the summer storm begins "Suka crazy!!! Take off your clothes!!" And everyone breaks up with chairs on the street.

I live with my parents. I never pick up my home phone without the extreme need – if someone calls me – then on the mobile.
The situation :
The time is 22.30. All at home. The phone is ringing, he is lying on the notepad next to my room. I carry it to my mother and say (as usual): “Respond, it doesn’t matter to me.” and she (feeds my younger sister) says to me: “Respond, you see it busy.”
I felt like I was fucking...
A bold voice in the tube:"Hello, Gleb Alekseevich? The military is worried about..."
How is it? In a century, he responded to the house.

<s> how to turn off the backlight in the iPhone?
<Peter> is fun
<Peter> you came to the Android Team channel
<Peter> and asking how to turn off the backlight on the iPhone...
“Peter is like going into a synagogue and saying ‘Hey Hitler!’

I sit and watch the film "Seven" there is a scene where a guy sits on the interrogation, suddenly his cry "FUCK!" and our duplication "Lord!"

Hi, where are you working now?
She: Yes, I’m lazy now, I’m not working anywhere.
He: Yeah, you were like a family.
He: Well, it’s better to have breakfast and mines than a quarterly report.

Review of Vertu Ascent Ti
The back of the exclusive Vertu phone model is covered with red crocodile skin. The reptile skin for the exclusive Vertu phone model is hand-made.

Even the frog of the red crocodiles do not regret it.

The girl at the guy broke, and from shame went and drowned.
YYY: That was a fatal puck.

Previously, the intellectual was a layer of society, now it is its foundation.

In southern Los Angeles, a four-story house was covered by flames and burned to the ground.
On the first floor was a six-member Nigerian family working on cheque counterfeiting. The whole family died. A group of seven illegal immigrants, Islamists from Kenya, who managed to deceive municipal workers and receive social assistance, lived on the second floor. They all died. Six members of the Latin American squad, which occupied the third floor, were also killed. Of the tenants of the house, only a family couple of whites survived, occupying the fourth floor.
El Sharpton, John Burris, and Jesse Jackson were outraged by this fact and flew to Los Angeles to meet with the chief of the local fire and rescue service, where in a sharp form demanded a response, how all blacks, Muslims and Latin Americans died and only a white couple survived? The firefighter’s response was brief:
“Because they were at work.”

Scientists have found out what a woman wants. She has changed her mind! ?

I need a muscular guy for sex with a penis from 18 to 21 cm! You are just approaching!
Tabar: I do not fit.
Tabar: I have 22 cm.

News on the rambler about the video "Medvedev dances":
The president responded to a tweet by Halfblood_Uliss, who wrote: “You dance like my dad! This morning a great mood thanks to the video with you :)
“By age, it seems to be.) A year ago at a meeting with the course. Dances/music are also those corresponding to the past,” Medvedev commented on the video.
Following are readers’ comments:
Alexis M.
2 hours ago #
I understand everything right – Does this person have free access to the nuclear button?

fucking girl programmer has - after her project finalised - she has a class of buttons called PushMeHardBaby

From the protocol of registration of the accident:"the killer was behind the wheel, the head was on the passenger seat..." the whole department laughed at the names!

Probably the incoming letter from the general size of 28 MB and the title "Happy weekend" do not predict me anything good %\

Lenka: Give up, I dreamed today that I am pregnant and go to the ambulance to give birth...
LENKA: Just so surreal. When I woke up I realized that I just wanted to write a lot and my stomach was bloated.
Good that you didn’t have water :D

I am 100% confident that the socks in their shoes are sworn to be loyal to each other until the washing machine separates us!

Putin: The Russian government is investing $53 million in increasing the birth rate
Ilya: that is, openly "proe@et" 53 million...