bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!
In the morning in bed: You wake up and look at the clock at 5:23. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and open at 8:55.
At work: You look at 9:30. For 5 minutes you close your eyes and open at 9:30.
At work: You look at 9:30. For 5 minutes you close your eyes and open at 9:30.
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