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[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112444
 22.04.2015
And if anything, because everything can be manually rewritten from scratch - well, in principle. can be. In principle, there is something you can do - for example, get a dust of cosmic ice thrown from Neptune's orbit into the Hermitage oven pipe. In principle it is possible.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112443
 22.04.2015
Article "A pair of chimpanzees won human rights"

Suntexnik
Equal rights to people?
What about duties?
Service in the army, payment of taxes and all kinds of insurance (medical, social, etc.). Will they also be invited to vote?

Ryav
I don’t know about the elections, but in those. Paypal support is very good. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112442
 22.04.2015
xxx: I'll send you a crack ADBlock $5, it hurts it's good)
yyy: xxx, by pure coincidence I know him and can pass on

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112441
 22.04.2015
How what?

There could not be a matriarchy. Men, what are you so afraid of?

That suddenly women, having gained power, will begin to treat men the same way men have treated women for centuries and millennia. It’s terrible for them, you know? What an irony.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112440
 22.04.2015
One of the doctrines of Protestantism is that “forgiveness can only be obtained by faith, regardless of good deeds and deeds.” You can start scratching.

In Orthodoxy, for example, the main doctrine is observance of rites. Neither faith nor good intention plays a role here. Scourge can continue.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №112439
 22.04.2015
And where is the guarantee that the world was not actually created 10 years ago, but everything that was before is just a program.
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The world was created three years ago by the fantasy of Haruki Suzuki. The rest is heresy.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112438
 22.04.2015
The Twin:
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Viruses do not reproduce in dead tissues.
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This why? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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Biology should be taught in school. Viruses multiply by replication of their DNA (or reverse transcription from their RNA with subsequent embedding of viral DNA into the DNA of the host cell and synthesis of viral RNA from this matrix). To suggest that these processes can take place EXCLUSIVely in a living cell?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112437
 22.04.2015
This is what you would do if you free up a lot of free time for efficiency? Improved skills, went to training? Fuck the two. Technique to chase - pleasure is expensive: GSM, spare parts, ammunition, logistics, etc. And even the technique is designed in the army for imbeciles (because the average level of the soldier is), and without the technique there is nothing to improve at all: the AC and the MPL-50 shoulder - there 4-year-olds will cope. So what would the soldiers do?

Western option: If a soldier is unfit to do, he improves combat skills beyond the norm, lacks material and technical support, studies theory and uses various trainers and simulators.
Eastern option: If a soldier is a nephig to do, he trains the skills of close combat and survival in different conditions, because this does not require a flat count of niphig.
Ancient, outdated option: If the Legionaries do not, they build walls, roads and other useful infrastructure.
If you look for more, you can find a lot of useful activities, instead of learning in a few weeks, and then engaging in erotic agriculture for a year or more.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №112436
 22.04.2015
God created heaven and earth. Added a light source. He divided the earth into land and water. He imposed textures of clouds and plants. Added bots of animals. And he let the beast in, and said, Eat and rejoice, and eat of every tree. But do not eat of these two trees, or it will fall to the devils of the dogs. I haven’t done it yet".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112435
 22.04.2015
I’m here, so I’ll go to the hall now.
Dima: Why do you?
Smoke: so thin
Olga: the opposite
I will build muscles.
pop there ivory back hand
Dima : aa... it’s yes..)) here touched the muscles.. straight like a guy sex
How do you know what kind of sex with a guy?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112434
 22.04.2015
xxx: Dear p***s of 7 communities who love to suck in their mouth on the bowl, I hope you all will be deducted)))
YYY: Who is writing that shit?
ZZZ: What do we do? The more "they", the more free girls for us. The Law of Conservation! =) is
Zzzz: All is normal. The smokers pulled out the bench on the balcony. 8 and 1 can't quietly envy such a daring fancy:) From our windows and unnoticed

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112433
 22.04.2015
Grey, to stand out, often pretends to be blue.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №112432
 22.04.2015
I saw today: behind the driver of the new Porsche sits a girl.
On the rear glass sticker: “No, I didn’t guess... I took credit!“”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112431
 22.04.2015
The wife, going to the store, warned her husband:
- You will cook the peelmen, throw them in the pot one by one, so that they do not cling!
When she returned, the evil man cooked the sixth peel!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112430
 22.04.2015
The reason is the disastrous number of unemployed people. Treatment: Return of the article for tuna.

Do you have a few jobs in this country at a minimum rate? Are you looking for a job that needs to be paid for? Another tax on poverty suggested that it would not be profitable for people to live below the poverty line.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №112429
 22.04.2015
Dating site (who likes it)
Q: Do you take care of your puppy?
I: Behind whom?
M: for my own
I: I take care from morning to evening
Do you shave?
I: I am
Q: What is the drawing?
I: Gauss-shaped video pulse

M is out of the network.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112428
 22.04.2015
to this
It is...
5 cops of the military:
When he served in not the worst troops, with his fellow servants he often discussed the topic: "how, well, how can you so bind the farm that half a thousand ryl, day and night work almost without rest (and it is on the state supply) and with great difficulty only serve themselves and not very successfully take out their own dirt?
= = = is = is = is = is = is

I served for a total of seven years, but I understood the meaning of what was happening a month later. Everyone thinks about being healthy. The meaning of army life activity is not to do everything effectively, but to work day and night almost without rest. This is what you would do if you free up a lot of free time for efficiency? Improved skills, went to training? Fuck the two. Technique to chase - pleasure is expensive: GSM, spare parts, ammunition, logistics, etc. The technique is calculated.
In the army on imbeciles (because the average level of the soldier is), and without the equipment there is nothing to improve: the AK and the shoulder MPL-50 - there 4-year-old children will cope. So what would the soldiers do? Based on the indicated average. "As long as a soldier stands in service, he cannot commit a war crime"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112427
 22.04.2015
1 : Hello you.
2) Greetings
(1): Please tell me, do you have the word "dropper" to say anything about? = = )
2 ) :?
2) Is it possible to use a blender?
1) Exactly

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112426
 22.04.2015
Alexey: I am 12 I give myself pleasure with an electric brush, I sew my pencil in the cracks)) But sex was not 200%. The first months began on March 6, 2015 and there were no more. Can I be pregnant?
X: If the orgasm was from a brush, then anybody will be pregnant.
Q: It's strange that Alexey may have months, and yes, you'll have beautiful kids brushes
Z is of course. Buying a Wheelchair
k: In the youth went, at 12 years old already hand-blowing even girls, even brushes, of course the pregnancy will be, you are in the crack of a brush whisked or whisked.
M: Aloha, if you do not stop absorbing unnecessary things, you will have an early menopause.
H is pregnant. Your name is strange.

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Let’s go, Alisha, we are not happy here.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112425
 22.04.2015
Homosexuals and prostitutes.

You have a strange idea about these...eyes...persons.

One thinks that he will be put in immediately, just turn away, without warning, and even without taking off his pants.
Others distinguish prostitutes by a mile, because they know exactly what they look like.
Where did you come from, let me ask? Does anyone dressed or painted look like this?
So take a women's magazine or advertising-there all such, dressed and painted.

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