More than 10 years ago, when my children and the children of my friends were young, two young mothers I knew came into a toy store. One of them had two children at the time, they were five to six years old, and the other also had two children a little younger. The one who has a little less experience of motherhood, walks among the shelves, chooses what to please the children, stops at the shelf with musical instruments, takes a toy dude in his hands and begins to consider it. There is a mother with a lot of experience.

What are you doing!? to

Yes, I want to buy kids.

You have gone crazy!? to

What is it?

“Ola, it’s a dude, they’re going to fuck it!

XXX: So Krasnodar is the village wash, the capital of the villages



Yyy: Fuck, the wash is where you live!



XXX: So I live in Krasnodar

All presidents are servants of the devil and swear by the Bible.

To be honest, I am annoyed by successful, sloppy people in expensive clothes, who seem to have broken out of the chain and now from endless advertisements regularly offer people not very successful, and most likely not very cared for, to take loans under profitable interest rates.
Right here they hide.

Here are all deserved actors, talented directors, wonderful singers and other humorists of all kinds.
With well-set voices, confident intonations, friendly flashing and encouragingly knocking on the shoulder, they tell you how beneficial and wonderful it is. What fucking do you do?

Oh, just enough for a new kitchen - the wife of a famous director is delighted. Come with us!
With whom are you? Who else you see here, list! I am alone here!
I doubt very much that this woman bought cabinets for her kitchen in credit. I counted for a long time, rattled the lobby painfully, pretending how much a month would have to pay, decided for a long time and then still went and formalized. Despite the upcoming, guaranteed family scandal and an angry husband, who will stretch his painfully thin, semi-transparent hands and talk — well, where do you get this kitchen? We have nothing to eat, and you are the kitchen. We’re going to go hungry, but at a new table, right? very well! Just wonderful!
That was what you wanted? You are the mother of my children! What are you creating? Oh woe to me woe, I should have listened to my mother and not married you, a wasted witch!
And the children in the corners will wave terribly and the grandmother will run out and curse everyone she gets.

Some household Stanislavsky in me wakes up after yesterday’s excesses and, grimcating the muddy zenks, overwhelmingly orates the promising “I don’t believe!” Well, these people do not take loans and collectors do not call them and do not take out the threat on the door with a balloon.

Advertising for loans must be honest.
Must stand in the frame of a dumb, unattractive aunt and with her - a male male male. Both — in terrible pieces from the market, shredded and old, both — look ten or fifteen years older than their age, unhealthy face, teeth yellow, wrinkles, pimples, baldness, that’s all. And a long, boring story in their execution, about how they took, of course, but, as the popular wisdom says, you always take strangers and for a while, and give your blood and forever, and also with interest.

And this is how unpleasant and in general, it is necessary to live by the means, and not to produce the credit network, thus undermining the economy, bringing it into the next hole of crisis.
And the court officers to be in the frame, the property would be described and perched not to the full paid TV, and collectors with angry faces to scratch their fingers threateningly, and this girl is here, who every month will call and speak in a disgusting voice - Tatiana Markovna, you delayed the monthly payment, what is the problem? When are you ready to pay off your debt?

And let inflation charts be immediately, hinting as if you took three hundred thousand for three years, and in three years it is well you know what will be, not money. And the music to play from the movie "Reckviem of Dreams".

That would be fair.
But all these bright, open faces, all these cute guys with a manicure, this whole white-tooth talk is disgusting, I think. And all these actors-directors-songwriters-jokers I would not have watched and listened to after that, although I still do not watch or listen to them. I do not advise you. I do not recommend borrowing, although I have never taken it. No matter what, I do not recommend.
Report Finished

We wait for Rospotrebnadzor to detect phosphate in Czech beer, and Škoda cars recognize as the main source of accidents.

I go to the pool 3-4 times a week, the dressing rooms in this sports complex are huge - for 100 cabinets each. Women are naturally there naked at all, but with phones in their hands. And yesterday I split up, and then after training, a bunch of girls aged 12-13, begin to wire, dry their hair, put on shorts, and one girl takes a cell phone and let’s take a picture of the girlfriend. Those wort - Nastya do not shoot without cowards, Nastya do not send and so on.

Well, what do you do with children - there are no rules and prohibitions to put phones in the dressing room.

And then they will send this video to some man on the phone and he will have child pornography - here is the article for you.

I don’t even know what to do in such cases.

I remember when we lived in a student dormitory, we often did something with each other. There was no money, we took food. I once borrowed 15 frozen peelings to eat with a neighbor. And when he bought pelletry for himself, cooked it, ate it, he didn't calculate something, and only fourteen pieces remained. I took off his debt and added two bulbs for the missing peel. The neighbor was not against. A couple of months later, the frozen peelmen was exchanged for two bulbs throughout the community and this course continued to live for many years))) I introduced a new conversion of student currencies - peelmen/two bulbs

I came to social protection, to obtain a one-time child benefit.

Officer (having collected documents in a folder and going to leave):

A certificate that hasn’t been received before?

No original, I can show the photo on the phone.

I need to bring back the original.

- so there was no such item on the mosra, I collected all the documents on the list from the site

You need a certificate, bring the original.

Then I lost her. She is not. You know, the birth of a child, there and here and... lost

(with a small pause)

The official, taking the documents: "Okay, we will check on the base"

The winner is Nikolay!