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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128425
 22.05.2016
The 1001 Nights
In the Soviet times, a full 4 volume was sold in maculature. And just for the money in the children's department 2 room, there was everything for the children.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128424
 22.05.2016
To the Tunes:

We need to impose a poverty tax so that it is unprofitable for the poor.
Let us live!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128423
 22.05.2016
The Investor:
P.s Money needs to be held in different ways: bills, cards, assets, portfolios.

Binary options are everything.

Whoever has money knows what to do with it without you.
Whoever has no advice is like a fish’s umbrella.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128422
 22.05.2016
xxx: watch porn online
Do not confuse Google search with chat browser game!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128421
 22.05.2016
<Angelofnet> Today, during a walk around the shops and looking at prices on the vitrines, the word was born: poverty. This word very accurately described our common, brotherly, financial insolvency against the backdrop of the wildly rising prices of consumer goods.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128420
 22.05.2016
From a forum for mothers:

A baby 7, 5 months, but does not want to crawl on the stomach:( only on the back(( and get on the bridge at the same time! Has anyone encountered that? The neurologist said this is not normal. But I would go to someone else... Does anyone know good doctors from this area in Prague? I would be very grateful to everyone for your advice.

I am, of course, an agnostic, but can I run for the little one with the cross and the cry "Satan out"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128419
 22.05.2016
Is Prokhorov drunk?
and drunk.
How did you allow that?
God knows him. Yesterday there was a fight outside the city, he went there for order and returned drunk.

The “auditor”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128418
 22.05.2016
To all bank lovers – remember, all your accounts can turn into a pumpkin. And the ASV may not help. So cash in any case is more reliable!"
At any point, all these papers turn into pumpkin.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128417
 22.05.2016
I was told by a chemist with the An-2 that when the vineyards splashed on a trip to Moldova, 10 days later UFOs began to appear.
After reducing the dose of home wine, they disappeared somewhere.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128416
 22.05.2016
The guys today have so many murders, the girls just weren’t standing by.
One in my eyes thirty minutes hysterical, so as not to put a dirty pink shirt under the sweater instead (!He ran into the bathroom, turned in front of the mirror, was persuaded, calmed.
I have broken, wearing, but with what mine. It’s a catastrophe, it’s a ro-zo-va-ja! What the kids will say

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128415
 22.05.2016
How would you like to be on a deserted island, alone or with someone you hate?

YYY: With the man I hate. I need to eat something.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128414
 22.05.2016
Help me!!The disappearance of Chihuahua Hua Mini.
Maybe a cat has eaten it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128413
 22.05.2016
of money:

A rabbi comes to the parish and asks for advice:
I put my savings in the Agro-Bank and what do I do now?
Transfer them to Sberbank, Inkombank or cash.
Rabbi says – Your question is complicated – not to solve right away, you need to think.
At the same time, a young woman comes into the synagogue and asks:
Rabbi, I'm getting married tomorrow and I'd like to know what to go to bed with:
In combination and in pants,
In combination with no pants.
Clothes but no combination.
Rabbi replies, “Wherever you lie, you will still be held.”
For the client, that also applies to you.

[ + 35 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128412
 22.05.2016
At the beginning of the relationship, my parents agreed to have one child. After the first she started taking the pills, but something went wrong - I appeared. A year later, the doctor apologizing, said that it was incorrectly inserted and that the mother was pregnant again... After the third child, the father was already psychotic and cut off the seed tubes, which immediately decided to please the mother. The result is twins. We are a family of very cunning sperm.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128411
 22.05.2016
>>> So cash is in any case more reliable!



You probably do not remember the reform of Pavlov in 1991, when the savings of the entire people of the USSR turned into paper.
Drop the golden, what’s there. This is obviously the usual.)

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