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 22.05.2016
At the beginning of the relationship, my parents agreed to have one child. After the first she started taking the pills, but something went wrong - I appeared. A year later, the doctor apologizing, said that it was incorrectly inserted and that the mother was pregnant again... After the third child, the father was already psychotic and cut off the seed tubes, which immediately decided to please the mother. The result is twins. We are a family of very cunning sperm.
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