16:26 Let's get married
16:08:25 I want to eat
16:08:44 A lot of food at the wedding

Then I saw packages of handdoons sold for 12 pieces as a gift 1 hygienic wipes, asked a friend why the wipes... answered:"no to wipe the sweat from the forehead";

Love: How about things?
The Dragon: Great
You should introduce yourself, Madam.
Love: Love has added you
The dragon...
Dragon: What is next?
Love: Nothing
Dragon: Can you tell us about yourself?
Love is why?
Why did you add me to your contacts?
Love: You speech is correct, you go to meet me with a stomach, but as a mom health who smith stas stas stas mom hurt a long time I don't know probably mom east cheat me to empty.
Are you Russian at all? :)
Love: Sorry I made a mistake to press the ass on you I need to pass the ass on a friend. I am Russian.
Why do you write with mistakes?
Love: Where are you living?
Love: I don’t know what your name is?
Love: Why are you silent? What kind of girl or girl are you?
I’m quiet because I’m busy. I am such a man!
Dragon: I have a lot of work!
Love is clear! Where do you live? What work? Or the President?
I live in Moscow and work for a very good job! Almost the President! And you?
Love is clear! I don’t work at the owner’s house.
Let me tell you that it is a lazy man! You have children.
Dragon :your dolbisuround in your ears?
Love :You stupid question clear remove my nick for now!
Dragon :your urgent go to the pop for any case for now!! to

IMHOs, people who boast of their IQ, are not far from those who popularly boast of their hypertrophic genitals. If there is intelligence, then it is easy to detect in communication, and to pass the IQ test can be taught to the monkey.

The guy in a yellow jacket, blue jeans and white shoes from the Untouched Garden, pick up his shirt, I just called it, and you ran away!

This mathematician was so rough that he took the integrals alive.

Sponsor of the button "What next?", Russian Armed Forces. Armed Forces of the Russian Federation - rest with wisdom.

The world is not hopeless! In Google on the request "problems with the stall" there are links to repair of sanitary equipment!=)

The case was with my father at the exam in physics in the universe... the prede catastrophically did not want him to give him a rating of 5 and dropped to 4, but to all the questions the papik answered as if he was looking at the book, there is nothing to dig.
Do you see a glass of water on the window? Which side of the water is warmer and which side is colder (the audience or the sun)?
From the sun, of course.
Check it out!
Papik approaches, touches the water with his finger and understands that the glass is warmer on the part of the audience! What was asked:
How can you explain this physical phenomenon? The student?
The mechanical rotation of the glass around its axis followed by an immediate response.
Get your 5 and fall out of the seed!! to

I am very afraid of water...
XXX Why? What was it in childhood?! to
YYY: No... there was such a small thing, but there was no water there.
XXX: What kind of association? What about sharks?
YYY: I will tell you
YYY: In general, when I was a kid, I had a tooth, and I naturally threw it into the shell, with the words: you have a simple mouse, give me a gold. My brother wasted all this and said to me, Did you do that? There will be a flood! I was frightened, he blown me a rubber boat in the hall, gave me a veil in his hand, and said, I will go and buy quas, and you sit and wait. He naturally went for a walk, and I sat as a fool in the boat until evening and waited for the flood. I thought the water would take me through the balcony by boat.