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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №49199
 22.06.2011
The children’s playground. A little girl is on the pitch. On the bench, at the fence, a man sits quietly, like a great Saint Bernard at the squad with lambs. It can be seen that he was successful last night, and now he would have been better off, but his wife sent him out for a walk with his daughter. She worries about Dad. He breaks away from his friends, runs, brakes, describes the world around him.
Behind the fence on the green grass there are pigeons. Even climbing around some yellow piece of dried cake or something. If you look closely, one strong, blue-black male kicks a piece, pushing away all the other pigeons. He knocked a piece, knocked another candidate, knocked a piece, pushed another. During the fight, he is not far away. Two steps to the side and back a piece of cloth. No chicken solidarity and chicken knighthood. I eat it myself, I don’t give it to anyone. I will not, I will chase everybody.
The little girl draws her father’s attention to this pigeon swallow. She doesn’t like the blue jade. The father revives, looks with interest, but supporting the child, clarifies: “The grove, of course, but properly holds the territory.”
There is a pigeon, almost white. It confuses with blue-black, one time, another, and drives away blue-black.
The girl joyfully jumps, holding her father’s large palm: good triumphs over evil. But her father gently grabs her pen: he knows life.
The winner starts cutting a piece. The attitude towards others who want to bow down is no different from the behavior of the predecessor. She also chases all the ladies and does not give. But only this honorary, like the Polish шляхtić.
He runs for other rivals so long that a whole bunch of brave men have time to gather at the homeless piece. The white pyjong returns, the stack runs away. He knocks a couple of times and again scratches for another sting.
Long runs end in the fact that the remains of the cake are folded by two spiders.
The man relaxed again in the sun, satisfied by stating to his daughter:
“Look, you see, here is either clenching or showing pants.”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №49198
 22.06.2011
After a busy day of work, the programmer walks into the refrigerator, gets a pack of oil, reads on the envelope: "Butter. and 72 percent.” A quick thought in my head: “Oh! It will be loaded soon!” Returns the oil to the refrigerator.
Close the door.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49197
 22.06.2011
He will give you something shamelessly expensive.
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They are the best friends of girls and look beautiful on their necks.
I will have a marshmallow!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49196
 22.06.2011
The farced camel is a simple and nutritious dish. It is served by the Arab Beduins at the wedding table. Try to cook it. We are sure you and your guests will enjoy it.

To prepare this dish, you should first paint a few fish with boiled eggs, then paint a few chickens with fish, and a chicken with a roasted lamb, which should be placed in the belly of a well-roasted camel.

It remains beautiful to put food on a special bowl, decorate with greens and serve to the table.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №49195
 22.06.2011
25 thousand, single, two years dating.

We are married, we have a son, his salary is 10 thousand, we live in a house with a stove.
I have no choice. I love him. I’m glad I can wake up next door.


[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №49194
 22.06.2011
I want an Italian life, an American salary, a French love, a German car and a Hawaiian summer.and :)
Do you want Russian cookies? and :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №49193
 22.06.2011
Andrei: Hello to you
Cheers to you! 😉
Andrei: My name is Kola
logic = a, logical
I thought, Dima
Andrei : Why?? to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №49192
 22.06.2011
Governor of the Tver region Andrei Shevelov proposed to cancel the "Invasion". The people, according to good tradition, proposed to abolish the governor of the Tver region Andrey Shevelov.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49191
 22.06.2011
- Love will suddenly heat up... and you’ve been waiting for Julia (

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49190
 22.06.2011
Dad, are you all in the glare?
Dick has blinked.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49189
 22.06.2011
Leah was asked to take pictures at his graduation, and I told him that Jews don’t know how to take pictures. He sent me into the ass, turned the camera and turned off its HD.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49188
 22.06.2011
xxx: During the writing of my diploma, in the breaks, I began to watch Pila, relaxing and thinking that someone might be worse than me.
After the third part dropped - began to envy the characters.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49187
 22.06.2011
Dating a girl from the internet. (Beautiful, everywhere she carried, paid and kissed in the cheek.)
By the way, the action is a thousand customer.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49186
 22.06.2011
Komral bought the Chevrolet Tahoe in early 2011. It was sold after a month. He says, “I didn’t understand this machine, I swear, it flies like a steam boat, flies like a fighter, but you’re all overtaken.”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49185
 22.06.2011
Fuck, I don’t want all that. I want to roll on the couch and watch the cartoons (((((((((
See also: AGA
FFF: We are beautiful. Beautiful girls shouldn’t smell like that.
The NNU...
The beautiful should not...
FFF: Sho, are we looking and ugly? and ((

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49184
 22.06.2011
The graduate of the university for the time being ran with a leaflet, accidentally ran into the office of the admission commission and again entered the university on a budget basis.

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