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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №150699
 22.07.2018
I lived with a girl, I am 21, she is 22. I watched football and she was there. And then something knocked on me, I said, "And you know that players first play a match without a stand, look at the bill, and then repeat it in front of the spectators?" I said and forgot. A couple of months later, she goes to her parents in another city, and there is a call: "Taran44ik you are a fool!" And everything in this way. God sees, I’ve put in my head everything I could do, but it turned out to be a little easier. Sitting her dad is watching football, and then my favorite decided to shine with knowledge in football and said that in general she knows about the scheme with two matches.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №150698
 22.07.2018
The retirement age should be raised, but on a voluntary basis, but for those who initiated and supported it, forced.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №150697
 22.07.2018
The bullet hit him in the cheek and flew into his neck.
“Yesterday, the head of Kutuzov was shot again. I think he will die today or tomorrow.”

In 1774 in the battle near the village of Shuma near Alushta, 300 people were killed by the Turks, the Russians lost 32 people. Among the wounded was Lieutenant Colonel Kutuzov.
“This chief officer was wounded by a bullet that, hitting him between the eye and the whisker, flew out in the same place on the other side of his face.”
The bullet hit the commander in his left eyelid, came out of his right eye, but did not hit him.
He was operated. Doctors considered the wound deadly.
However, Mikhail Illarionovich recovered, although the recovery process was long.

On August 18, 1788, during the siege of the fortress, Očakov Kutuzov was again seriously wounded in the head. The bullet hit Mikhail Illarionovich in the cheek approximately in the same place where he was wounded in 1774. From a great loss of blood he felt weakness and was taken out of the battlefield. In a letter to the Austrian Emperor Joseph, Prince de Lin wrote: “Yesterday they shot Kutuzov’s head again. I think he will die today or tomorrow.”

“They shot the head again,” it sounds great.
Catherine the Great was able to pick people.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №150696
 22.07.2018
The trade union of prostitutes of Russia said that the most experienced and well-deserved people who have reached the pre-retirement age of 63 years will go to the deputies and officials.

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