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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102002
 22.08.2014
Comments on Radiation:
The radiation is harmless!!! I have been eating polonium 210 every morning for 475 years. I feel great! I never get sick! I swear by all my brothers!
My kids are healthy! Recently, my wife put off a little caviar. We are expecting another addition soon. and"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102001
 22.08.2014
I got my soap ?
And I had a lot of it and then tired of it - and the whole family was happy for a long time - because it wasn't necessary to buy and the variety was still....)))
Yyy: The same story, only condoms.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY = – O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102000
 22.08.2014
Chadelbender: Today, for the first time, I was on the planner instead of the boss.
Chadelbender: But I don’t want to tell you about that.
Chadelbendere: Before the arrival of the general, all the bosses talk about their own. One of the shopkeepers told me that yesterday one came:
How to feed a dog cheaply?
Dog: Can you take your ears?
And the ears? Chicken is it?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101999
 22.08.2014
Em... that is to say "they go into politics" those who have not developed their minds? That is, those who have developed their minds must live according to laws that have been formulated and adopted by those who have not developed? Per just those who have developed the mind and are able to make RAZUNNY laws will finally engage in politics, will it not be better?
– – – – –
In politics are those who have developed cunning. Unfortunately. Those who develop their mind are not aggressive enough.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101998
 22.08.2014
Why are you all laughing at Klitschko? Maybe he sincerely thinks he says what he thinks. After all, he never said that he thought he was saying something wrong.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101997
 22.08.2014
Cuban poet Julian del Casal, whose poems were profoundly pessimistic, died of laughter. He had dinner with friends, one of whom told an anecdote. The poet had an attack of uncontrolled laughter, which caused aorta layering, bleeding and sudden death.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101996
 22.08.2014
Writes a friend who has been sitting in the decree for the third year:
- Imagine, I went last Saturday to buy myself a gift for the day of strawberries. She left the tram, decided to cut off the road to the shopping center and walk through the central market. While she went in the rows, she remembered that in the evening she wanted to eat fish, then remembered that the beef at home was over, then remembered about chicken, about cheese... In short, awoke at the tram stop with a full bag of products, spent money and without a gift... Say, it is generally treated, right????? and (

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101995
 22.08.2014
As the couchmaker leaves - call, I'll come, we'll break again.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101994
 22.08.2014
The buyer takes the cat for castration. Moreover, he himself asks for the cat to be a castracy. At the expense of the operation, I apologize for my incompetence, but during castration he will not be cut off? Because I was frightened here, what is happening!”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101993
 22.08.2014
On the road, from the bus, not to the sidewalk. I remembered Darwin and natural selection.
and...
I am constantly surprised by this in the militants (and not only in the Americans). There is always (no, even so: ALWAYS) trying to escape from the car right on the road, bypassing a lot of cozy gaps along the way.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101992
 22.08.2014
Tomorrow is a sad day.
He is: Why?
She: I’ve always wanted to live in Europe, but tomorrow I’ll bring my documents to the second form.
[ Passport and the second form of admission things are not compatible - the author's acceptance ]
He: Now you understand that you can only see Paris, London and Washington with a Kalashnikov machine gun in your hands and in shape.
She: Sorry but yes :

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101991
 22.08.2014
xxx: demand may and dropped, because prices on NG tours like on the moon
YYY: Have the routes to the moon already appeared? Through whom can I take? "Rogoz company" for example, or who?
zzz: Munich - Tremblant
Yes, these are reliable drivers.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101990
 22.08.2014
I do sports, I play in the LFL (Amateur Football League). On the eve of an important match, I dreamed a dream: the last minutes, penalties, the ball I... Silence, run, blow! Woke up from a loud scream... Later, the beloved confessed that she had never received such a strong pencil.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101989
 22.08.2014
On the phone with a girl (D):
D: Hello
I: Hello
D: I called you to ask something, then I realized I knew you would answer and I was upset by your answer.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101988
 22.08.2014
Do you have dogs going to the toilet? Where are you then?

by God. Are you living alone? No is? With the parents? Are they going to the toilet? Where are you then?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101987
 22.08.2014
XXX is:
I am faced with the choice of "slots"
Who can advise from personal experience?
I go to Lenin. Long time of autonomous work
Budget up to $400, GPS accuracy receiver.

YYY :
Take the Bundess folded blade:
It fits into the budget (for 400 you can buy from dozens of blades).
Excellent time of autonomous work - in six months never charged.
However, the accuracy of the allocation of coordinates is a little crumbling - only by the sun, having stumbled in the sand, knowing the exact time, you can more or less calculate the latitude. If you magnetize and drop into the water in the pad (not included), then you can find out the direction to the north.

and ZZZ:
Clothing is no longer in fashion.
After use, the sand is stuck.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №101986
 22.08.2014
Where to check for SPD?
by speedtest.net

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101985
 22.08.2014
Rosselkhoznadzor about a tourist who tried to transport a car to Russia 70 kilograms of French pastry made of meat of peaches, fasan, duck and wild cock.

There were times of jeans, plates tried to carry... and now the sacrifice.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101984
 22.08.2014

[19:41:11] Anton: I found a location with NPSSami.
I’m showing the hotel for the third time and I see the same Uzbek man smoking in front of the elevator and looking out the window. He lacks only a question over his head and a sad story for the quest.
[21:41:20] Eugene: You take care of yourself
[21:41:25] Eugene: Maybe he is there
[21:41:39] Eugene: or you lack the level to take the quest)
[21:45:14] Anton: It is unlikely, most likely the slaves just didn’t write him a quest yet
[21:45:35] Evgeny: Wait for the renewal

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101983
 22.08.2014
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Genre: fantasy, drama, family, short film, detective
Yozik in the Mist (1975)

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