I watched recently. A new jeep is parked at the central square. Nearby the young owner of the jeep - a kind of UMATURMAN with a monstrous piercing in the pup and ex-shells that burned out of acid. It is worth. and smoking. To the jeep comes a slightly subdued man of 40 years of age, and far from a bomzev look, and begins to adjust to the car's feed, in order to perform the act of spilling, so to speak, exhausted beer vapors. The guy hid. And, in addition, he intended to make it face to face the back window of the jeep. A cigarette fell out of his big lips. And she whispered with the voice of a whispering syrene – Man, are you?!!! Get out of the car!! Then I crashed into the false – Ssy on the other side!!! But the man's process went... Then the MATURMAN runs, grabs the man by his shoulders and turns... but unsuccessfully, the man then turned, and she didn't have time to escape. And he generously wrapped her with a hot stream of liquid metabolism. Direct to piercing. From a sharp change in temperature, the girl was slightly upset. And so the man did it for a long time, slowly sober, until it was over. Then they just kept silent...
I wonder if they get married.)

The song on the website:
And on a cloudy day, when it rains outside the window,
How wonderful to be able to meet you!
My Mouse, the inventor of the Mouse,
Where are you, stand.
Take me with you!

The mouse, the mouse,
We are friends forever.
My old Winnie is me.

The comments:
guest Lelik04:38:05 11.10.2010.
Probably 90% of the children thought that the song ended with the words: \"My old Vinigadi!\" )))))))

Lucia19:06:13 25.8.2011.
99% think so 😉

Prepod calls a student to the board and asks to show Moscow on the map
10 minutes looking for her near Chelyabinsk
Prep asks why he is looking there, what he is looking for: so to Moscow 2 hours to fly everything, must be somewhere nearby

Based on this:

"YYY: Smart men generally try to stay away from women."

It turns out that there are no gay idiots at all.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
There is a small grocery store near the house. For the second month there on the front door delights the announcement: "I will give the kittens in good hands. Appeal to the sausage department."

From the hub, an article about the presentation of the iPhone by Tim Cook. Some of the comments:
Are they specifically looking for a man like Jobs?
yyy: Presentation of the “new Jobs”, not the iPhone.
iJobs 2.0 is now 20% younger!

In a book forum:
Putin also wrote a book about judo.
222 How is it called?
Is it "My struggle"?! to

@44: How angry I am about this desire to convey real life in video games. Soon you’ll launch Zelda, go through mountains and deserts, water and lava, defeat dozens of terrible monsters... and in response, “Sorry, Link, but I’m not ready for a serious relationship yet.”
The realism! and credibility!

Eastern wisdom should not replace your own.

I recently went to a barbarian concert. And suddenly after the second song, a seven-year-old girl runs out on stage and let’s turn and dance!
Her mother shouts out of the room: “Dasha, Dashenka! Go back! Get out of there!” Dacia on her scream - zero attention. She splashed and broke out for an hour; I didn’t bother, I didn’t even touch. And then, when the concert ended, Dasha approached and polite asked, "Uncle! “Please tell my mother not to wipe me up!” This is what art means!

Interesting fact: why the rights of women in the world are the most fiercely fought by those representatives of the female sex, who externally only remotely resemble women.

I always forget how the statement is written, with a large or small letter, so I write with a medium.

About "How to get a scholarship?"

Victoria Shiva
Not long ago I thought with a friend - to live in a student community - 50 r per month. eat beat packs - 5 rubles (well, you want to eat 3 times a day - buy 3 times). A bowl of bread a week, teas from bags, to the universe on foot. You can also get a scholarship.)
Dmitry Sharov
only zinga will quickly begin to enslave) anemia and generally die quickly)) for one semester health will be undermined for life)
Victoria Shiva
And we still have the money to pack in cheap domestic vitamins. :) and if anyone with vitamins does not survive - so, natural selection :)

XX: Do you also get angry when one person fasts a whore from two faces?
Especially when you sign xxx and xxx.

We got hot water! Only she is brown and cold!

Fuck, I gave you 5k.
A bunch of babies))
- So if I go, I see a bunch of money thick, and such a joke - is it all for me? The accountant is serious, yes.

Life is not a zebra of black and white stripes, but a chessboard. It all depends on your course. and c)
yyy: ah, even more this phrase becomes true if you think that some figures (elephants) all their lives walk only one of the colors =(
Zzz: Luckily we, the pedestrians, can’t be afraid of this;)

My cat has a personality disorder - one of them loves me, the other fears and despises, and the third doesn't know at all.

from VIO mail.ru:
The question:
Let me tell you the anime is like the anime "A shameful kiss"
There was both romance and comedy, and that the end would not be tight.
And the first answer:
So that the end is not tight, you need to wear free underwear.

XXX for a cat.
The Siberian Borzaja.
XXX and I have an Ural.