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 22.09.2011
I watched recently. A new jeep is parked at the central square. Nearby the young owner of the jeep - a kind of UMATURMAN with a monstrous piercing in the pup and ex-shells that burned out of acid. It is worth. and smoking. To the jeep comes a slightly subdued man of 40 years of age, and far from a bomzev look, and begins to adjust to the car's feed, in order to perform the act of spilling, so to speak, exhausted beer vapors. The guy hid. And, in addition, he intended to make it face to face the back window of the jeep. A cigarette fell out of his big lips. And she whispered with the voice of a whispering syrene – Man, are you?!!! Get out of the car!! Then I crashed into the false – Ssy on the other side!!! But the man's process went... Then the MATURMAN runs, grabs the man by his shoulders and turns... but unsuccessfully, the man then turned, and she didn't have time to escape. And he generously wrapped her with a hot stream of liquid metabolism. Direct to piercing. From a sharp change in temperature, the girl was slightly upset. And so the man did it for a long time, slowly sober, until it was over. Then they just kept silent...
I wonder if they get married.)
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