el: You know there are such cowards (they are usually sold in markets) with diocesan slogans "I only love Masha! Only for Nasta!" and etc.
El: Yesterday was good. A man approaches such a pot and asks with a stone face.

Do you have a name "Tanya"?
No no no no.
A man without changing his face expression
What is "Katy"?
...
Nor is there. Take it better with "Maria". A beautiful name.

due to our uneven and uneven supply
The heating system, we can observe.
Different climatic zones
From Arctic Winter to Nuclear Winter.

I have the suspicion that I have entered the Auschwitz in the course of my life, and since I am not Heracles, it will be difficult to crack it out, especially as some horses continue to crack hard.

Letter about sex:
He is:
I didn’t say I’m a hookup.)
I said I could do more than 2 times a half hour.
She is:
Wouldn’t you mind if we were three during sex?
You and the second.

SOPA, SOPA and PIPA

Idea
Everything is treated simply - until the bill is passed it is necessary to post as many comments as possible on the SOPA website with links to pirated products! So, the first thing SOPA will have to close itself :)

XXX is:
Pingback: There is no answer.
94.26.14.167 - The server is not available.

YYY :
XXX, great hockey )

My mom asked me to throw a song on the phone, so that it would be cool when it rings. Having recorded every old man and every other bitch, mistakenly believing that Stas Mikhailov is the sample of the best on the stage in the eyes of my mother, I put him on the melody.
Mother's reaction: Yes, under this music I won't even raise my ass from the chair!
Ma, I am really proud!

Trolling vs Stub, and Blabla.. Here are you and the stub, and the trolling in one bottle: The Tolerance Competition in Colpino was won by the team of the eighth class called "14/88"

Yesterday I sat and watched a movie, popcorn came out, the advertisement began, I switched to the STS, and there was a SMS chat at the bottom, and it was written in the chat - Popcorn should be eaten in the cinema, almost drowned in the snuco...

I watched Terminator 2. Not a duplicate, of course. The phrase "fire in the hole!" translated as "in the corridor fire!".

xxx: I will accept and consider any offers for the next weekend!!!! I live in a new way, without "you know who")))))))

Yyy: Would Volan de Morta get tired?))

The frosty weather allowed us to see a technological miracle - a laptop with a four-core Core i7 acquired passive cooling, unnecessarily disconnecting the coolers.

Why do I always stop eating when I’m finished cooking?

Macho: It doesn’t matter if the girl goes through or not. The important thing is to be smart and to be smart...

"Lady" : :)
"Angel": I am smart
Macho: Definitely

After being part of the district election commission (forced to work - the city administration) at the elections in December, I would rather believe in Santa Claus than in the honesty of the elections.

You probably think I’m an idiot, but put your headphones in your nose, turn on at full volume and swallow the saliva.

Fuck you!! I am already crazy to do so...

Zeroth (19:39:00 22/01/2012)
No drinking since the New Year.

Zeroth (19:39:37 22/01/2012)
My ancestors are worried. :D

Could the true Lord of the Universe go to the refrigerator every morning, starving of hunger? The real master of the universe is the refrigerator.

Are snowmen snowballs or snow elements?

Reading "Best", I recently stumbled upon the story of how a conductor took a working guy for a student and he failed to convince her. I remembered a case from my own life.

It was during my early student years. I had a short haircut at the time.
I go in a tram. Suitable for the conductor. I show her travel and student (in the last photo hair is still long).
Conductor, full of self-worth voice and face expression "I am what, fool?":
and yes. This is not your student.
And whose? I was confused by the surprise.
For whom do you hold me? There is a girl in the photo!
And who am I...? I am completely lost with painted eyes.
The driver looks at me, I look at her.
You were healthy! He gives me a ticket and leaves.
Comrades, for whom have they accepted me? O.O