The evening. My husband calls the phone. The Conversation :
Well... Well... Well, I’ll think...
Who was calling? I am asking.
and calumny. He calls us in visit, on the way, he notes something.
and yes? Hm... what did he say?
- He said, I quote: "Bevebuakhe, beve, be"....

Are you a natural blonde?
No, not painted
Why didn’t you like brunettes?
How did you know I was a brunette before?? to

xxx: When I was a little girl, I walked all over the mess by the servo, I thought what were the portraits of my uncle?
xxx: No, in principle, the white-haired guy in the shirt could still go down for my mom’s brother. But who was the second—a thin, pale man with black beards and a uniform—was a mystery to me.
xxx: then only grew up and realized that these uncles are Yesenin and Lermontov

X: What the hell is the eye sprinkled
Y is connectivity?
X: No, the unlimited Internet.

NoFly 42
by 21:15
By the way, all people are different!

White_Pawn
by 21:15
in fact the same) I speak as a future pathologist))))

The new version of the film "Three Musketeers" to the complete absurdity not enough only vampires.

I saw the story in the store.
There is a guy in the gift department, it is apparent that he does not know what to choose. And he decided to ask the seller’s advice (a cute 25-year-old girl).
Asks: "Imagine you are my girlfriend, what would you like to get from me as a gift?"
She looked at him so selectively, and thoughtfully said, “A piece of soap and a rope.”

From the discussion of OpenOctaveMidi 2011 release:
xxx: What is "stable", it is not working. Audience is falling. Creation/deletion of tracks – fall.
YYY: In the time of Emagic Logic 5.5 for Windows, the latter fell from a sharp mouse movement. This is how calm sound directors were raised. In those same years, Cubase 5 VST was able to lose shift marks in sound files, which after opening became all for one time mark. This is how sound directors who can make backpacks were raised. At the same time, or maybe a little later, ProTools loved hanging when opening their own files, opening them approximately once out of five. This is how patient sound directors were raised, not closing ProTools for months. Even later, the Steinberg Cubase SX 2 immediately after the end of the play went into automatic oscillation, coming to the maximum volume in one and a half to two seconds. This is how gray sound directors were raised.
YYY: If you are embarrassed by falling when importing, you are not an experienced sound director.

I understood, I understood everything! House 2 - the personal Sims of the Peter's Cowboy!

The host of the program "Events" just wiped out:
And spend Sunday so that we don’t have to talk about you on Monday.

Here, in the Netherlands, taxes are just hellish!
With each salary I pay 666 euros!

Russian programmers have discovered a new format of graphics.guf, which is immediately packed in the rip-archive and removed in the basket.

The train Brest-Volgograd We go with our partners (two) and one unfamiliar cute girl.On the evening race we stand and miss the shop. Almost the whole car is asleep. And then the devacha through the dream whispers with a homeric whisper:
"It’s bad to sleep when you’re standing"
Companion from the upper shelf:
"Madame, how I understand you!"
My wild rust lightened a boring car.

- It turned out that my favorite chef - Nihren is not my favorite chef and not the director of IT, but simply a consultant, and I lead the department and I am responsible for it! For two months as well. The size of my eyes (after the third consecutive interrogation) would be envious of other animated positive characters.

Hi, let’s meet you?
You look like a murderer.
Maxim: In what place?
You have a gun in your hands.
Maxim: I have understood it. If I have vodka in my hands, I am like an alcoholic. If a member is in his pants, he looks like a rapist.

Dad yesterday broke off when he parked:" in front of this wolf to put, I dreamed that it burned"

XXX: The female logic, you say, is the most extraordinary?! I had a tough day, I went home and immediately took a shower. I go out naked such a whole, evaporated, relaxed and think:"not naked, naked around the house to crawl!" I went wearing a SNSY and immediately, like Christ behind the sinus!!!!))

Even the most super-strong helmet does not save from a stroke of urine in the head.

The missing hole.
Much has been written about the epic in the 30s of the last century on the Northern Sea Route on the steam ship "Cheluskin" Schmidt and the company, but there were even more of a variety of "apocryphs", for various reasons not included in the main documents. Here is one of those stories.
After the steam boat sank in the ice, and before the crew with its family members (traveling to the North, as if on a cruise on the Titanic) began to be slowly carried out by the aircraft, it was to cross five hundred verts on ice, frostbite and eternal frostbite on dogs. The thing went slowly, and the sacrifice began to be lacking – and the dogs too. To one of the night slopes arrived completely exhausted, and here, to the general horror, it turned out that some of the sandwiches fell somewhere in the darkness and purge most of the provisions!
Not much more - during the expedition on "Cheluskin" a girl was born, who was named Karina (the case was in the Karsk Sea), and here a sleepy and excessively tired mother released her out of her hands. But, despite the mother's hesitation, looking for the girl did not start: the darkness, the purge hits off her feet, the traces immediately disappeared.
They began to think about something completely different: from what, and more precisely, who, to cook the bread.
Go to Cairo. He understood the inexorability of the situation and agreed to donate one of his roots—these were larger specimens than ordinary riding likes. The younger name was Choc and the older Hamit. Kaur weighed all "for" and stopped at the last - the one has already lived. The snack decided to cook in the morning to gather strength in front of the road.
In the night, the Kaur awoke from a silent child's cry: Hamit stood next to him and held in his teeth a whispering, but perfectly alive and unfreezing Karina.
The dog carried it so carefully that the girl did not dispel (Karina is alive until now). But that’s not all – Hamit on his own ribbon stumbled his lost supplies.
A real celebration began. Not only took part in it the native Hamit, who went somewhere in the night: he guessed that people wanted to eat him, and no longer believed in the gratitude of the two-legged.

In love it is like on a motorcycle: the third one is either superfluous or in a wheelchair.