This is:
"And in our office from now on and for centuries the work of the IT department has been translated into the mode "Nightmare": the head of the Aitishnikov from Monday has been appointed... a pabbam... a accountant! A real accountant without IT education.
With the Day of Final Victory over Common Sense to us, comrades!
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We have the coolest: the director of the IT department of the airline - the culture manager! The real! Finished the Institute of Culture. Now in the masses we introduce not IT-technology, but a culture of communication with customers, etc.

It was on the premiere of "The Hobbit. The Smaug Desert in one of the cinemas of our White City.
As always, I was delighted with the comments:
The first, when Gyrion tried to kill Smaug from the gnome of his rifle, black arrows.
Gyrion releases the first arrow, it jumps away from the dragon's armor. Comments Off on: Ricochet! The second arrow. Commentary: I did not break! The Third. The armor is not broken!
By the rust in the hall, you could count the toys in WoT.

The second episode. End of the film. The Smaug flies to destroy the Lake City. And the following monologue leads: "I am the fire! I am..." taking a break. The commentator in the room: "I am this... well this... I am that..." Smaug on the screen: "I am death!" the commentator in the room: "Fuch, remembered."

Thank you to the Russian audience, it is not boring with him)))

We work until 17.00, but every time a lot of work and everyone is delayed.A lawyer of young people-every time crashes from the place at 16.59 and with the words "citizens-we do not violate the labor legislation!" runs away.

So what do you know about thin walls and sound insulation?! to
When my upper neighbors fuck, I dream of moving to the edge of the bed so that we do not interfere with each other!

Jim_Di: oh, we have a driver with the name Pukanov =)
kotov_av: Jim_Di: The Bomb of the Pukans
kotov_av:... allo support service Pukanov... what you wanted
Kotov_av: Anyone can work with such a name. The head of the Pukans department.
gonimar_sd: Purity Manager of Pukanov
olshvang_lb: Operation department manager

...
This is zzzoi.
Not everyone will understand, we are already units...cotte, admin, shredder

— — —
I was six years old, I remember.

From the conversation of two widows:
Well, our husbands have already arranged, it would be time to take care of ourselves.

I walk quietly through the forest, encountering two bodies. The path is narrow, they came to me and stopped. Well, I am a polite dohuya, I pulled out the headphones, I wait for what they want. I will give them replicas without matte, and then it will be very long. One asks, I say, to smoke. I have already used cigarettes as a second pick "and call". Well, now, our criminal district officer has caught me. I think I can’t run anyway, knees on my knees, and which one of me is running. To talk or to scratch. I already start feverishly pretending what to say, like the first on the second whispered, and listened. And the forest, there is no one, there is silence, and I did not pause. And I play there Luftaffé march in the performance of the SS choir (well, it goes under it just wonderfully). The first stood, hanged, still stood, and issued "so are you from the tabernacles?"
Well, I’m kidding, kidding will be like that.
"Excuse me, but not offended"
They are walking around me, I’m staying in the shower.

My MRI complexes about excess weight, reassuring him, I say: "You are not fat - you are powerful, and I really even like you", he is on this )) How does he know that my true motive is to continue to look very thin and miniature on his background )))

P.S Yes, I am a coward. I really like this cute bear.

from 4pda:

Those who don’t like Apple don’t have Apple, those who don’t like Android don’t have Android.
vladk64: Agree, Hard to argue with a man with your nickname)

1 February this year:

Khodorkovsky will be released before Half-Life 3

He was right)

Correspondence from Vkontakte. The woman is in hospital and is preparing for an operation.
Q: How long will it be cut?
I don’t know 9 starts.
For: for 6 people
Tagged: us
Good that you clarified 0_o

To this reader:
and----
I read an old quote:

Jekfat: I made a screening schedule today. Among other things, he wrote: "30 February - shooting six programs". sent to the whole team. The administrator first responded: "The partner refuses to lease the pavilion on February 30. The reason is not explained".

— — —
Do I think my partner is an idiot? I could pay in advance...
and----
If one does not want to fuck another, is he an idiot? You guys, you’ve already gotten out!

We went to the bar and went to the bar! P.S The lab did.
and without me (
Zzzz: and without me :)

Olympic fire in space, Olympic fire on the bottom of the Baikal... do they have a competition for the best way to get rid of the Olympic fire? Thus, throwing it into the slope of Mount Orodruin is a proven option!

Ges: And I think Jesus called the followers behind. And about apostles for beauty invented.

Gregory
What role did you play yesterday?
Irina
The poor little girl.
Gregory
You wicked me, you wicked me ?
Irina
I was just sick – I was in that mood ?
Not to hide, but to give you pleasure.

X: We really don’t have time to process applications. or more people, or do it in mind: in two lines.
Y: I will think.
X: What do we do while you think?
A: Allocate one person to the Orthodox sapport.
X is?? to
Q: After identification questions, you ask about religion. If you are Orthodox, you are sent to the Orthodox sapport, who attentively listens to everything and reports that he will pray for the swift resolution of the problem.
This should reduce the load by one-and-a-half times. Serge, are you a believer?

Alex is
So what "cause of need"?!!! Do not laugh!
Call a prostitute and ask instead of a mine to wash the floor in your home! None will agree!! to
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There was a deal, with a comrade took on the road two terrible little, for cheap for the whole day. We brought to the country... one gave grabbers, the other a stamp :) Surprised, of course, but after three hours they gave us order on the whole site, got the cups and went home happy.
Do not judge by yourself ;)

Comments on discussing the titanium phone on the 4PDA:
ss_2003: The phenomenon of Fox, on the scale of the phone, is insignificant. I had a titanium break, one pleasure to go.
FreezingAzure:ss_2003, Mr. Freeman, are you?