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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14695
 23.02.2009
I want sex... I want it! Not less than 2 hours! Can you have two hours?
He: Of course I can!
She: Can you ask a modest question...do you scream during sex?
He: Yes, from the horror.
She: Why?? to
He: because I’m all, and until the end of sex there’s 1.5 hours.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14694
 23.02.2009
The railway station. The first of the young taxpayers. The fox is young and harmless.
Starting a tax in Nora.
The taxis reaches the fox and is silent... silent and whispering something there.
Lisa is silent too.
After a couple of minutes they remove the cover of the boiler, the taxi sits on the fox and wraps it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №14693
 23.02.2009
How often do you have to say that a member of the court

Missed the official ass.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14692
 23.02.2009
Yesterday on the way home, I went to the store and bought fresh strawberries. I think -

Fire at dinner. At home, I found that the pain was no gram. I call my mother.

For the consultation:

But mother, what do I do? I bought a stone, I wanted to burn, but at home there was no pain.

No panic sweaters... Manko panic can’t do that.

Will it give? I don’t like the foil...



A long pause.



You will never get married!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14691
 23.02.2009
How to explain to a foreigner that:

The alnik is not a genital organ.

P:Dobol is not a game of the ball, which is played by P:Dobol.

- to give p:sda, to be p:sda, or to be crucified: a man can also be crucified, and oh:eet

and to be oh:enna or x:eva can also be a woman;

- the word "p:t" has several meanings, and the word "pIzd:t" -

some other meanings;

Anastasia may also be a virgin.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14690
 23.02.2009
Stalker: advise what standard of action)
Kiichigo: Tell the Gopnik that he muddled

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14689
 23.02.2009
No one has encrypted pornography yet. My friend sometimes falls into such a mess. In general, if he is in a compass to go, you can dig out the straw bats)

C:Program filessoftAdobePhotoshop CShelpImagesporn really thought that here porn7Seriously so thought7Not here porn don't drunknickagoldly pyjuporevocupy7think yeah I really don't drunk yet I drunkn't that little then not on porn porn I've got it in this folderHere's what it's
In the Windows folder.
D:WINDOWSProfilesAll UsersAdobeWebbuyRead here

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14688
 23.02.2009
I’ll have four cats, I’ll call them the Police, the Tractor, the Lost and the Scuco. I’ll call them home at night... romantic.

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