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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94381
 23.02.2014
Russia is such a country where on Defender of the Fatherland Day they drink for not having war.
The fucking. For those who forget how terrible it is.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94380
 23.02.2014
Comments from the post about the most sexy women-politicians.

XXX: You are stupid! How to be a fool to consider Tymoshenko sexy?

ZZZ: In the course of the fans of Novodvorskaya pulled)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94379
 23.02.2014
After that, Cole himself told his grandmother that she turned out to be evil, and he didn’t know.

This is how the future career of a mommy son is broken, for whom parents choose an institution, a job, a grandmother... But you could happily live up to 40 years as a virgin with mommies, and then quickly drown and grief in life do not know, and you broke such a strawberry, lol.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94378
 23.02.2014
Tutko now, probably the only person in Russia and near abroad who is NOT afraid of anything))))))

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94377
 23.02.2014
They were recently removed from the universe and threatened to be expelled from the community. Congratulations on February 23...

Theme of the day: Hi! Congratulations on the Day of the Soviet Army and Navy! Choose what is closer to you.

Shit, it is counted :(

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94376
 23.02.2014
What are you such people? Russia came to the first place in the overall medal record, and you are all talking about the hockey and biathlon teams. Well, the guys were not lucky, but that doesn’t mean anything...and eventually bringing them up to heaven after the match with Norway, and then watering the shit for Finland’s loss...that’s...in general, prostitutes behave more honestly than you...

I remember the end of an anecdote:

"So why do they make noise?"
"-3,14dars, sir!" ©


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94375
 23.02.2014
It’s shameful to be a holidaymaker, a tolkianist and a hipster at the same time – a request to value the onion can put you in a deadlock without knowing the context.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №94374
 23.02.2014
Start the morning with a mine.
Take the kids to the park for half a day to sleep.
Buy snacks, roast meat, cut smoked foods.
Having sex in the kitchen.
Lunch on the couch in front of the TV.
Plan for the evening to watch a porn film together in erotic underwear, with toys.

So I think to buy a shave foam, or is it normal?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №94373
 23.02.2014
Yulia Tymoshenko was played by Sergey Bezrukov.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94372
 23.02.2014
We are Russia!!We won the Olympics!! to
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. And as is usually the case in Russia, half of the work was done by two gastarbayters.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94371
 23.02.2014
" The page you
It does not exist"
But I am reading her!

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94370
 23.02.2014
I remembered for some reason how I congratulated the men in the law department since February 23 last year and it was uncomfortable for everyone that among them all I was an officer. Yes, only I am a military servant.
Where is my shaving gel and a pack of new socks

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94369
 23.02.2014
always, when I see agitation posters in the clinics "the lungs of a healthy person - the lungs of a smoker" for some reason I imagine that the Ministry of Health struck and opened a completely healthy person only to photograph his lungs(((

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №94368
 23.02.2014
My little dog hungry eaten a whole bowl of bread and now it is the opposite - meat on the outside, bread on the inside.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №94367
 23.02.2014
XXX: Then I ask in a different way, can you repair this effort yourself? Or you like Viku from Dan, you need to bring the same only worker (on spare parts).

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94366
 23.02.2014
XXX: What are you doing?
I fight with the cat for the last piece of sausage.
xxx has won?
YYY: No
YYYY: Yes
Tagged: fucking
Yyy: I left with an empty piece of bread =(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94365
 23.02.2014
Dmitry Guberniev
A good man begins after forty. Truth is, it quickly ends.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94364
 23.02.2014
Do they have an economic plan?
There is. "They are the culprits of all, so let them pay and repent"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94363
 23.02.2014
The whole world trembled in anticipation of the miraculous healing of Yulia Tymoshenko.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94362
 23.02.2014
And I was never given a foam or a deodorant at 23), because... because nobody gives me anything at all.

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