xxx: One time a student made an extraordinary brain extraction to me, because I forgot how in French “meat” was, and with little doubt wrote this: myaso. Yes, I wrote exactly that. And I could not get in for five minutes, what a jerk: it is written in Latin and means exactly what it needs to be.

Q: What do you think about dismissal?
YYY: What is "dismissal"?
Zzzz: Probably the UW.and the deer.

The usual IT resource.
"Fresh living brains", "dead mothers on organs", "fresh living brains"

Judging by how the country is impoverished, we must fight not against corruption, but against the corruption fighters.

My girlfriend is a pathologist. Every time somebody is angry with me, throws me off or drives me down at work, and I’m nervous, she hugs me and quietly says, “Don’t be sad, dear, they’re all going to die, I’ll spit them, I’ll break my gut, I’ll be paid for that money and I’ll buy us wine and snacks.”

Another advertisement: "Yandex browser understands you from half a word!" What if for a year he couldn’t understand that I didn’t want to install him?

The case was so...
In our family there has always been a tradition - to put a real tree on the NH, lining it with guirlandes and other scissors. Moving from my parents, I took on this tradition, but only the tree I have usually stands not only on the NH holidays, but a little longer - until March.
And here I decided recently to intrigued a new girl by the fact that I have a straw at home and she is even burning (I meant a guirland).
What was the surprise of the girl when I turned on the girland (I had not tasted it for a month without need), and it really burned (the rumor dried up).
What was next I do not want to tell, until the actual fire the matter did not come. And the new carpet and wallpaper and curtains and the repainted ceiling even slightly adorned my apartment (until the next NH).
PS A girl when she came out of the studio said that I had fun and stayed...

Fifteen years ago, we were willing to pay to post our photos on the internet.
15 years later, we will pay to remove our photos from the internet.

I recently asked a very silly question: what do you do if the world around you collapses?
And received a striking accuracy and strength of the answer: to find the nearest building of the arch structure and hide under it.
It helped.

I don’t even know what a grant is.
UUU: a grant is when you have 5,000 rubles, you go out to a group of drunk student girls on the stairs and say, "Who is the best of all - to the money of the ladies!"
Q: Are we drunk students?
UUU: Most of them are undermined to dance, and you give a thousand the most plastic, the most sick, the one who turned funny in the staircase, the girlfriend of your sister and the smallest, because it's a pity.
Yes, in the case of the BFRT - drunk students - we are
Only a report is needed - where they fell, what they danced and whether it can be printed.

/ is great! I hope that applies to housewives as well.
and those who play tanks for 24 hours, sitting on their parents' neck - regardless of age.
And why not, let us drive to the concentration camps all those who irritate you: housewives, retirees, mommies with ugly crap children, disabled people and others who are still angry with you there. Just by what criteria will you hate the rest?

I read about the prohibition of the Spanish website for the sale of chamomile roscoma
When he told a familiar chef, he replied, "Chamon now comes from the Tambov region, but here he stands as if he had been taken across several borders from Spain."
Tampov wolves are not chic, import replacement up to the import price

Two news in Yandex:
4 is In a hotel in St. Petersburg a guest was beaten, a man died
5 is St. Petersburg included in the list of the best tourist destinations of 2017
...

I go in the tram. A very blue man comes in. He keeps up, he holds up.

The Conductor:

We pay for the trip!

I have no money...

Then we go on foot!

I can’t walk, girl.

Here is how? So there is money to go and there is no travel? ? to

Confused by this question, the blue man gives:

Girl, get married to me! – is

He smiles to his whole mouth.

What else! - The conductor was upset, but the sedceed did not drive out of the bus anymore.

xxx: According to the Slavic calendar, the year of the stolen fox has come.
I thought the fox was probably polar.
Of those that steal unnoticed, even if seen from far away?