(16:54:02) feodor: I look at the stitch in the window
(16:54:22) feodor: parked guy on sushi some small
(16:54:47) feodor: closed the car (blinked with the signal)
(16:54:59) feodor: stood up, thought
(16:55:17) feodor: opened the car (blinked with the signal)
(16:55:34) feodor: took a wife with a child out of the car

Starman
How can you believe in a Flying Pasta Monster? That I think is not true, since no one has seen it, do you have evidence of its existence?
Eddygo
I bought a package of his relics yesterday from "Macfa"

Welcome to Alcoholics!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What is this? They sat yesterday.
XXX is normal? Do you remember we bought the Bank of Paste under the water?
YYYYYY: Yes It was a delicious pastry.
XXX: And a bowl of viscose to your cat.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY closer to the case.
So the pastry ate the cat!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY...

Your train is gone!! to
I didn’t take the tickets.

All cells are divided into those that are divided and those that are not divided. All cells are divided. O_O

From VKontakte:

Indulgence †
My boyfriend rubbed my breasts in public places, saying:"We walked into the woods for nuts, got into the pit, pressed BIP-BIP on the hose". At the last word, twice painfully compressing my chest.
I’m ashamed of him, but I can’t give up a fool.

Yury Ermakov
And you say in response:

I was on a train, choking.
I was driving from north to south.
The boy was eblan-
There was a stop-kran on the way.

And even for his shit!

In 1914, Sergeant Henry Tendey encountered a German soldier on a neutral strip. The soldier was wounded and so exhausted that he did not even try to lift his rifle. Tendy regretted him and did not shoot. The German gratefully cried and cried to his own. This German was Adolf Hitler.

XXX: Another proof that people should be killed at every opportunity

Anyone, bring this foolish snowmen - December 113 already...

Well, who was there a couple of years ago shouting that soon children will be able to show the winter only in pictures?? to

C of Lepra:

XX: You guys, don’t you know how kidney stones are crushed non-operatively?

YYY: Yes everyone knows. The best nurses. She blows the patient in the fox and in a minute he splashes the stones out of his mouth. Sometimes with the kidneys.

Read the news: "In Mariupol unknown people stole a construction crane."
I can’t sleep, I wonder why.
I read the news to the end and generally hurt "Remember, in Lviv on March 1, unknown people stole the tram and robbed a building on it."
People know how to have fun!

X: I had tamagochi when I grew up, I left
They died of old age.
X: No, I have left
Johnny, we took our old dog to the farm, there it will be full of space and fresh air.

Tagged with: rin_cheese

Somewhere there really is a company that extends the genitals. Well, who will believe her now?
Some site is still looking for connections with its millionth visitor - to give the main prize, a bicycle or a rolls-roye. And he reluctantly closes the windows and ignores the letters to the mail as well.
One out of thousands of diets actually allows you to lose thirty pounds in two weeks, while not even necessarily limited to wheat, algae and spring sun.
One-on-a-million washing powder really removes dirt, wine, fat traces, virgin blood, karmic spots and everything else from the laundry forever. This is not TED, don’t hope.
Well, after all, one of these sect simply has to know the truth about who we are, why we are, where to get meaning and fresh socks. Somehow it is logical – that the most secret is understood by a small group of people, forty or two hundred, and not a religion with a fan club on a half-planet. You won’t get up there.

The stupid Americans decided to execute the surgeon for an unfulfilled forecast.
Shit, if we executed everyone whose forecast did not come true, we would not have a government.

XX: Do you want an example of positive thinking?
I saw a bomb in the subway. With the book "How to success in life"

Cyprus and Cyprus.

Let’s argue, I know where did the man who bought the dollars transfer his savings? = = )

I sit on one online radio, today started to play badly, moved to the section "Help", at the very end written

And the last thing that can be the cause of phenomena like “nothing works and I’m not sure why” is Microsoft Internet Explorer. If you are not a member of the club of fans of MSIE, but for some reason you use them, we recommend that you get rid of this disaster and you will see how not only this site, but the entire Internet will transform. by :

This is probably the most honest online radio.

Q: How is the weather?
xxx: well
I can describe it in one word.
Theme:

Which year did Churchill write about nuclear waste? O_O

Let’s go for gender shit!
Whoever is for!