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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112472
 23.04.2015
You are laughing and your child is growing up. Think before it is too late.
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O boze boze, in the future there will be less than one selfish, unable to give up even in little things to the person he values. The alarm code is red. Urgently, urgently educate a fucker who organically does not accept anybody's tastes and opinions, except their own! And then, oh horror, some butterfly with him in the future will be, at the peak of traditions and foundations, even HAPPY! Save who can!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112471
 23.04.2015
And of the two orders I left one, which in fulfillment of my instructions - "It will be incomprehensible - call me!" - called at 3 a.m., and not the one who then bleated "I thought...
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Just for the sake of interest – you are, by chance, not from a military family, right?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112470
 23.04.2015
"Make the game, only in a short time, rather, rather, cheer for optimization now!!and "
"What kind of shit did you do? Let us optimize"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112469
 23.04.2015
endorphin: always in doubt, what is better to give to other children, flommasters or drums?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №112468
 23.04.2015
A hundred and a hundred!! to
and...
Where did Lieutenants Ripley come from?
The road to my home lies by the fence of the kindergarten.

I go home and hear the unfortunate girl’s voice:

Oh yeah yeah! We don’t want to go into space! Oh alloyana! We have pooons in the club!! to

I turn my head to the voice and see a small veranda where five girls in different combinations of pink clothes and one boiled boy in green clothes stood together.
At the entrance to the veranda is Alona.
A bold April wind shakes two bumpy dark tails on his head. Alona in a dark blue combination in a bright yellow strip. In her hands she has a huge and bright water pistol-automat.
Alona, with a sound ticking, shakes the pump of a shooting water monster and calmly says:

I have a blaster! That’s why we are flying into space!
It is....
It’s a pity "plus one hundred" can’t bet!You did my day and night by the way too!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112467
 23.04.2015
Do you want to know who keeps the traditions? The men? No, there are individual men who hide their increased tendency to violence, but they are generally very few. And the vast majority of conservatives-traditionalists are grandmothers-grandparents. An enormous number of "Tichon Kabanov" quickly become normal people, if they are not caught by the sick Catherine to repent, and a normal girl, besides, of course, no matter how difficult the conditions of a young family are - the husband's mother-in-law must be imported from the house immediately.A month or two falls asleep that the mom made a homemade cheese, and the wife does not, but still rapidly evolves to the ability to independently find a pot of soup in the refrigerator and warm it up, rather than knocking on the table with a fist.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112466
 23.04.2015
Strangely, in general, the efficiency of labor and production is increasing, and as we wandered in the eight-hour workweek, we continue to rape the 40-hour working week.
Of course, thank you for the 8 hours, and for the shortened Friday and two weekends, but since then the technology has little jumped forward. At the same time, it comes to the fact that we also work on holidays, and we sit overtime and go out on weekends. 30 hour working week. Unemployment will decrease, there will be time for a hobby, family and children, chronic fatigue and stress will go away, there will be a desire (and the main opportunity) for something creative, rather than dinner and sleep.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112465
 23.04.2015
XX: We watch with my husband "Styles", the final song, a bunch of diverse youth, girls, dresses, boys in shorts, etc. And at this moment I get through – and why do they have such a strange mark on the road? My husband laughed long.

UVA: It is not treated.
I can in the most emotional moment of the series whisper: "Who on a medieval horse dressed a sports seat?", the husband is upset that the doors of King Arthur are made on a machine that will appear in 500 years, our... there a clinic... "This tank was only in 1944, and not on that part of the front for the first time! Yellow!"

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