xxx: Mother, female plant of hemp
Cannabis: the male plant of hemp
xxx: Different from the male plant by the shape of the blooms, lower growth, thicker leaves and later periods of maturation
HGH: Just like people
xxx: female flower - complex colossus, male - loose butterfly
Oh, how about the man!

From the discussion of the news about the launch of Duke Nukem 3D on Xbox One.

A: They are given the nect genes of graphene, and they are constantly returning to their origins.
B: Because I want to play gameplay, not graphic.

My friend has a super serious job. They gave them a huge contract, all in the highest order, all according to the norms: paper, stamps, threads with which they were sewn... And the term of validity is from February 29, 2016 to February 29, 2017.

by Miha:
If you start looking outside of the house, maybe after a while, you will find out that I really don’t have a frog on my car.
Then you will be ashamed.

and Denis:
I was at the casting house 2 and you were a shark!
Even though I was in a psychiatric state, I was...

by Miha:
I will hide it.

On board the aircraft of Lufthansa Munich - Vancouver one of the passengers got

A cigarette, and when he was noticed, he headed into the tail part of the plane and

He tried to open the door at an altitude of 11.5 km to go out to smoke.

Obama accuses Russia of reluctance to abandon nuclear weapons

HH: There are no bad ones.

XX: Well, it’s obvious that people who confess their belief in conspiracy theories have a low IQ. After all, it is very stupid to devote reptilians to what you know about their plans.

In Krasnoyarsk, a drunk driver drove 6 rounds on the ring and turned over (video)
The comments:
Uncle Grish: The driver from God!
Orion: If his god is Satan, then yes!
Evenk: We have one pedestrian from God who slid around the barrel all night, thinking that his house was behind the turn, and when it was dawned he realized that he was lost and went to sleep.

What is good for the Russians is enough for the Germans for a month.

Both brothers, like all modern children, spend all their free time playing computer games. Their mother decided to restrict their access to the laptop and began to hide it from them. But every time I came home, I saw them playing. Only by chance a neighbor's cat came in to clarify how the children found a laptop. They poured valerian on the laptop, and as soon as my mother left the house and hid it, they brought a cat from the street, who instantly discovered it!

Do you have icons?
and no.
And the candles?
Nor is there.
And the lamps?
This is the district administration! We have nothing holy!

The Hospitals
Lie in surgery "almost Moscow" CRB, the entourage is the same as described: in the chamber smell and 24-hour nonsense (the uncle's leg was cut off, and the rest of the roof from anesthesia was gone), in the corridor the grandfather cracks, in the smoking room the corpse rests quietly, doctors / sisters are rough... But the essence is not in this.
One of the neighbors in the chamber is a retired officer (a purely scholar, as he himself imagined), a young man. I did not pay any attention to the "discomfort". Praised food, played with the staff, swallowed bikes from the life of the Star Desant (as he called his VKS). To questions like "How can you be so quietly lying here", I answered "could have been worse".
I have two questions: 1. What "there" with these "astronauts" do?
2nd All dissatisfied / unhappy - can you go there to serve, and not on the entertainment resource? (I am not in good health)

Life is full of opportunities for lifehack: mismatches in the laws and unforeseen opportunities allow you to bypass stupid prohibitions and restrictions.
I wanted to make a site with a description of interesting ways, and then remembered the joke about the engineer and the guillotine:

The guillotine executes the thief and the murderer. Drill for the rope - the knife does not fall.
God gives us a sign to have mercy on this man. and free!
Guilty pedophile rapist executed. Drill for the rope - the knife does not fall.
God gives us a sign to have mercy on this man. and free!
The guillotine of an engineer. Drill for the rope - the knife does not fall.
The Lord...
Stand on! I think I realized it was broken!

I’m not going to fix...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
xxh: in the sense I wanted to say that I am polished by the high confidence shown to me, but I do not feel the strength in myself for such feats))

I downloaded a new version of torrent. I try to establish. I quote :
It is an older one (!) version of the program. restart and try again.

:D
Does each of them have an upgrade older than the previous one?

The Mysterious Story of Benjamin Torrent

With her husband, after the trial:
Next time you will feel more confident.
WOW: Is that why?
The first time it went well, nobody ate you there.
WOW: Ah... The Hawaiian Cook didn’t eat either from the first time, at first they were quite friends with him...

How to recognize Kazanova. How to tie a man. How to behave on a first date. 10 things you should not do after sex. 10 signs he doesn’t want to marry you. At the same time, the tongues of no one seemed to have dried up, and at any moment you can take it and ask: do you not want to marry me? Suddenly he answers. Is it little. Suddenly a man speaks. But then the mystery disappears, the intrigue grows, it becomes boring to live.

N. Belushin

The xxx:
not seen
I look at the comp.
YYY :
So how?
The xxx:
Not adding to comp.
drunken
YYY :
:D
The xxx:
by Rzesz
YYY :
It is funny, Hole. The real danger of any action.
I wanted, for example, to go to the tea to put, no, I didn't have time - drunk

xxx : Dear colleagues, please tell me, smoked this vobler in color 703, for which it is more suitable conditions and working color.
UUU: Honestly, I’t smoke voblers, no matter what color and size they are. And in general, as they say, this is the vobler of all times and peoples. Catch what you have and you will be happy.
xhhh : ))) with the keyboard phone not quite friends... Sometimes letters scratch... thank you for the information,

Targitaj: If I’m spit in the back, I’m ahead of everyone.
Tailgunner: Or you’ve been laid face down.