You know McDack's advertisement, well which "Daddy, I really need" and daddy pulls his son out of the car, so here, I initially thought they were fucking asking...

Zadiak: Siddhartha, drove a kursak, killed almost the whole day
zadiak: Near the mole flies, flies, sits on the finish button...
Zadiak: Well killed, hule =

That’s shit, I said asleep.
yyy: no, it's not shit, it was shit when I was drinking, and in the morning they found that the doors to the kitchen and the balcony were replaced.

Do you know why she didn’t play guitar?
Did she have problems with her legs?

XXX: Let’s move on!
YYY: as a member?

Peter, early evening, in the city center. In the vicinity of the Mukhin School (now the art academy). There are a lot of filmmakers, they are shooting another net. I sit in the cafe and with a boring sight, I look at it all, nothing predicted trouble... well the movies, well they are filming. However, a bite of coffee stuck in the throat when a black man came out of a movie truck in the costume of a White Guard officer of the Civil War, and also in sunglasses on half-face...Here is a free production of the White Guard")))

Status in contact:
"Ten years have passed" British scientists have established that almost none of the Russian people can read this phrase, as it will take 10 years.
The comments:
xxx: for this there is the letter “yo”
ууу: in literature (in books, textbooks), as a rule," y" is not placed anywhere=)
Zzz: What does the letter Y have to do with it? The emphasis should be on and

I bought my own shampoo. It seems that the eyes are not sprinkled. I decided to try yesterday. Today, it was like in the fog, and it was like I was crying all night.
Yyy: So you were crying all night.
Have you tried to close your eyes when you wash your head?
XXX: No, you did not understand. I wanted to see if he really shut his eyes. I did not wash my head.
What a brave
XXX: You don’t know how I did it yet.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: I told you that the shampoo can be worn instead of the antiphog for swimming glasses? Here I am, my ones. Then he poured shamun into them, put on his glasses, threw his head up and opened his eyes.
Tagged: fucking
YYY: You are
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: in the vacuum cleaner there for example or a pipe
I rarely do anything if I’m not sure of success.

The mother told them that at work, the boss was riding somewhere beyond the border on a business trip and decided to bring a present to his daughter. Of course, I remembered at the last moment at Deuti-Fri at the airport. As he rushed to the plane, he grabbed the first smells, not smelling. Next is the story of this boss himself about the smell:
“When she (daughter) breathes a little, it’s like cats are chewing. And when it smells strongly, it’s like cats have sucked!

Scientists believe that chimpanzees account for 70% in body structure, the location of internal organs, the structure of the brain, etc. A pig is 70% identical with a human in terms of blood composition, chromosome set, body temperature, etc. If you cross a chimpanzee with a pig, will you be a human?
Yes, but only 70 percent.
ZZZ: 70% of infos!

The Olive:
When they filed the application, they paid the fee in the bank, 200 r, they thought it was 200 r each.
the cashier - no, 400 pay for divorce, there are 2 certificates, and here is one)))))))
and Dad:
Marriage for 200 rubles more profitable

And here I am going so beautiful - on my heels, in white jeans... and here a car that passes past me from foot to head from the pit... And in my ears the player plays because you can’t be so beautiful in the world..."

XXX I will not forget.
My wife was pregnant
Shortly sent her to sleep.
I watched the X-Files series.
And there was a series of some kind of man climbing on the walls, ceilings.
I am so comfortable lying on the couch.
I put my headphones on my ears.
And like nothing so strenuous and here in front of my face is something strenuous and lame (and it is still when the eyes on the monitor - blind, in the darkness you will see) over me and with a chilling voice "you are not sleeping yet".
XXX: I thought I would be there.

In our country you can survive by having 3 educations: legal, medical and technical.

Alexander is
Today at 13:24

Good morning and good mood. I think you are a playful and fun girl. How are you in real life?

Anya
Today at 15:45

I am married 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

Justadreamer: I went to the salon for depilation, my aunt was out there. Well she’s used to))) it sounds like: - aaaaah, shit! sorry)

What fucking Bruce Willis thought when he starred in this bank’s advertisement? Did he realize at all that advertising was intended for wild Russians? I have a desire to go to the Bank Trust and just take as much as I want, and then beautifully fuck off the persecutors on the police car!

In the pharmacy. She took a large pack of condoms and stood in line. While I was standing, a toilet paper hit my eyes. I remember that home is over. I am in line further. In the hands of paper, I put condoms on top. A man stood up behind me. I looked at my purchases and said:
P (smiling): Girl, is it somehow connected?
Do you like quests?

Just witnessed the communication of the director with a girl, conditioned in logistics:
Director: Is that what you call back?
Logist: No, my name is Xusha...
This is the logic of logic.

husband: I am all day at work tomorrow, and you just make a list of what to take to the country.
My wife: Okay I cut off the soap.
You and I live in the same house!!! We sleep in one bedroom 2x3 meters!!! in the assault.