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[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83225
 23.06.2013
Stages of adulthood:

I’m afraid of movies with Freddie Krueger.
He laughs at the movies with Freddie Krueger.
3) Nostalgia when watching movies with Freddie Krueger
Solidarity with Freddy Krueger

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №83224
 23.06.2013
The most cynical thing I’ve seen is toilet paper with a perforation in the form of the word dream.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83223
 23.06.2013
And again in the broadcast of fresh news:

Under Vologda, a Russian man stole a bridge.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83222
 23.06.2013
Lost: By the way, I did not expect something like this from Manson.
Lost: in general, ballads in rock are a separate topic.
Lost: even in all the metal there "Satan fucking your Gabriel’s swab" is still a burning ballad)
Lost: although in the text he may still fuck the same Gavril
Lost: but will do it romantically

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83221
 23.06.2013
It is estimated that by 2020, virtually all of the world’s population will have access to the Internet.
Now hungry African children will watch food on Instagram

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