The lady returned from a trip to Dhaka.
<D>: People, what a beautiful Moscow we have! How clean and beautiful she is! How few people we have! How good and not stinking!! What a wonderful electric!! to

Case of life. I bought a car by general authority, but life is unpredictable.

After a while I got into an accident and an interesting incident happened to me.



After the disclosure of the accident, we (both victims) are announced that this accident is undermined and we will not be paid for it! Since we were both not guilty in the accusation we were very upset, how, why?



The first argument is that you have the same names. Since the fellow man and I unfortunately do not come to each other, we began to prove that this is a simple coincidence.



The second argument was: but if you are someone else, why do you own both cars by the same person? We were both in a stall now. As it turned out, the owner of both cars was the same person, he was a merchant and we were both riding a general.

The Russians are even ready to master teleportation, only so that the roads do not repair.

In general, the cartoon "How the Cossacks played football" wasn't about the national team and the European championship, but about Kiev's "Dynamo", which won the Cup of Cupowners twice in the 1970s (at that time, 3 cups were played among European clubs). Naturally, everything is defeated fairy-tales-humorously, in the traditions of the genre, but basically pure truth.

xxx: Where is the thin line between "throw out" and "may be useful"?

Throw it out, or it will be useful.

Zzzz: So it happens, you just need to throw it out...

>> I have had a lot of trouble in my life lately.

Let me guess, are you from the swamp?

X: I don’t have a printer!

y: The PC printer does not see. Check the cable going from the printer to the PC or switch it to another USB port.

X: Well, you should at least warn. I gave the cable to a colleague...

According to the investigation, Dodd accrued to himself a special premium on the results of work for 2013 in the amount of 353.21 million rubles, exceeding its size by more than 70 million rubles.
> said that it is not necessary to make out and take 280 million

What else can I tell you. Life flies very fast. You come home and no one is waiting for you from the doorstep, no crying, no screaming, no asking to lie down together before going to bed. And then you are already 30, 40, 50 and you are definitely not needed by anyone, it remains only to scream on everyone that was said in my time of the day.)

It feels like you don’t need anyone in your 20s. Figo, very figo indicator. Consumer is like that. “I need a child to wait for me, to scream... Yes, if you are giving birth now, then in your 40-50s your child will be 20-30 years old. Do you seriously believe that at this age he will wait for you from the threshold, scream, scream, ask to lie down together before going to bed? Are you 146% sure you will need him at this age?

- The wife complained, can not collect the urine analysis of the child, sits and sits with the pot for half an hour, then goes away for a minute - and it's done. I solved the problem! Bringed the baby to the bathroom, put on the washing machine, the wife holds the bowl, I took a shower, turned on full power and let water in the bath and on the tiles. The sound is dull, water runs everywhere. The child was inspired in a minute.
Well guys! Wife is grateful?
The fact is that five seconds before the child inspired, the wife dropped the bowl and ran to the toilet.

Note: If you do not hear the whisper of the blind, it means that he is already sitting on you.

and blues!!! to

Yes, with some FIFs it is just like that. I’ve been with you for 3 months now, so change your habits!" 20 to 40 years of habits. I have a question – who do you think of yourself? Where is this fucking desire to change for you? People don't change, you don't have enough strength to change a person, and even more so with one request. No one should change for you. Find out whether you accept a person or not. There are naive idealists who all owe.

Well, I had time to get married, or else I would have to ask every new one: do you wash the cup after coffee? Do you throw your shoes out in the hallway? Do you throw? Then the next! We’ve been married for 2 years, we’ve lived together for 4 years, we’re both constantly changing. This is called respect for each other. They usually come together because of common life goals and principles and sexual desire, but this whole household is either resolved by adjusting to each other, or you live with pimples, and I will live with hair in the slime, but we will live separately.

Okay

There, on the text, the man himself is cooking pellet and does not make any claims - where did you get the housewife again?? to

He cooked, but did not clean up: the remaining pellets were not cleaned in the refrigerator, the pot was not washed. Who will clean? Of course, you can wait until life begins in the pellets. By the way, to repair the rosettes: there is not written that he has to repair them himself. Electricity may call. And the matter is not who owes to whom, but that if they agree with your request, but in the end do not fulfill it causes a repeat request. Listened many times and not performed many times, it causes irritation. And here she sounds already with irritation and comes up genius:"You’re drunk me". I can’t chew, I can do everything myself, but then we go to the harams and just fuck. Good and quality. We can talk more.

Q: For whom are you sick?

For the Croatia.

Oh yeah, now I am for Croatia. And before that?

Wow: Yes, I didn’t get sick for Russia, get away.

HH: And I was sick. Sometimes it is even interesting to hurt for the weak. It is like charity.

For the weak, yes. For the poor - no :) Not that team we called Paralympic.

He walked in the yard of his house, along the entrances. and. And here I see the girl starting to call the home phone to her home. The following dialogue follows:

Is it 5x6?

My daughter: 30

M is 7x3.

D is 21.

M: 9x6

D is. and. and. and. I do not know

M: You will call when you know * throws the phone*



These are the tips for summer :D

The virus will not return.
YYY: How do you know?
He went away and burned all the bridges.
What about vanilla?
XXX: North and South.

I do not understand anything. People recount movies, anecdotes, stories that have already become a well-known scandal 20 years ago and claim that it happened to them. Often the phrases are the same.
Just post passages, you can even indicate where, there will be more meaning.

Choosing the Right Husband
// is
There was a girl who lived and lived, and at the institute she became a docent - he made her a diploma and assigned her a postgraduate degree to a professor.... who became her second husband and made her a candidate of sciences....
The third husband was an elderly academic - she became a professor and a cafeteria in her native institute.
I don’t think you need to tell that her fourth husband is a lecturer from her department, ten years younger than her?
So the potachuches once know about choosing the right husband. Just at every moment of life "right" is different))))

Advertising, as always, does not agree with everything, although it shows: it is good to have a house in the village, but only necessarily with a grandmother working there.

One day, three of his children came to Master Van, and each wanted the Yellow:

“Daddy,” the older son said to him, filling with paint. “I didn’t know how to tell you this for a long time, but I like men more than women. I love Sun Ahua. Of course, you want your firstborn to continue your race and become the heir of your teaching, but... forgive me, I don’t need it... I just want to live my life with Sun.

The father, embarrassed, turned to the Master his middle son. I must confess to you that I am a pacifist, I hate weapons, meat and suffering. You tried to raise me up as a warrior, a victor and a defender, who would be known throughout the world, but I don’t need it... Let’s take our pig into the house, I’ll play with him, sew his clothes and become a vegetarian!

and Daddy! The only daughter of Master Van. I am young, smart and beautiful. And I don’t want to babysit with my children and serve my husband. I want to enjoy life, develop myself and build a career. I’ll go to the city and be a childfrey. I promise to come to you every week!

Master Wang was already ready to speak to his children, but suddenly in his head came a question: "Is it worth banning them something, teaching them to live and decide for them? Let them do what they want, the main thing is to be happy. I am not a savage, but a tolerant modern man.”

“Well, my children,” he said tiredly, “live as you want.

It has been about ten years.

The children lived as they wanted. Van’s eldest son died of AIDS after numerous illnesses. The second practically lived in a pig farm, philosophizing that our world is a landfill of dirt, garbage and dirt. My daughter became rich and successful. But her young lover, copying her signature, left the girl without money in her pocket. Then she returned to her dad and under the mantra “All the Frogs, All the Frogs” took on self-improvement books.

Mr. Van was terrified and thought, “What will I do when I get old? I have no grandchildren or grandchildren.”

With that thought, he went to his neighbor. He was sitting in a tabernacle with a cup of fragrance tea.

How are you, neighbor? He asked Van. Is it okay? As the children?

— Well, the elder recently began to decipher the epitaphs on the old tombs. He was so fascinated by this! It also brings him good money. And I married the daughter of the judge - I look at them and can't be happy! The middle went to serve in the imperial cavalry, headed the "long hundred". My daughter gave birth to my fifth grandson.

is surprising! Van said with enthusiasm. But didn’t your kids want strange things 10 years ago? In youth, everyone is hot and stupid.

The neighbor Zhang gave his consent.

How did you teach them to live? What is your secret of education?

“I just told them that if they don’t stop waving the fool, I’ll hit them with a shot.

After this, the doctrine of personal freedom in Heaven began to be forgotten – instead, the teaching of the Enlightening Lopata flourished. Let Nirvana come with you!