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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №154651
 23.07.2020
We go in with a colleague to the kitchen, warm up lunch, our accountant Ira sits at the table, she works, she knows how much, 7 years with us. I put on a cup of tea and I see that my friend is turning up his hands, feeling his face with horror. I ask – what are you doing? Does he say that my face is not shaken? No, I am saying. And then he points to Iru, and she carries some kind of caterpillar talking on the phone, not a word is understandable) A friend decided that he had a stroke. He did not understand a word from her speech) It turned out that Ira was a Moldovan, nobody knew this and her grandmother called and spoke to her in her native language)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №154650
 23.07.2020
She told tourists that in Cambodia, dollars are accepted everywhere. After a while, the bus driver called me because a scandal broke out in the souvenir store. The tourist rattles and throws on the sellers because they don’t want to take her money. She sees me and begins to cry that I have cheated on her. They are trying to pay for the euro.

I said they accept dollars, not euros.

But it is the same!

“Well, then I’m ready to exchange your euros for my dollars at one-to-one rates.

He refused and became even more angry.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №154649
 23.07.2020
The negative selection that lifts up the idiots, the shameless and the shameless is not a social lift, it is the only effective weapon of destruction of empires and kingdoms.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №154648
 23.07.2020
List of stories from yesterday and yesterday:
The story from the mouth of a familiar baking man, a very business man, who did nothing to make money, which he always managed.
He lived temporarily in the devastating 90s in Minsk and was engaged in business. There was a certain Syrian who was studying at a medical institute, who was wanted to be thrown out for money by bad people. This friend helped the Syrian to do this and returned all his money. We move to the present days, Germany, this baking man thanks to his Jewish wife lives in Germany and has his car house. He finds on the internet a suitable car 400 km from home, calls the owner and goes there with his son, for the race. Out of the traffic jams come only in the evening, and in the courtyard winter and cold. The car seller is waiting for them, the owner is definitely not a German, but a very solid doctor, as he said. They go into the garage to look at the car, here the owner looks very closely at the bacon, a few minutes in confusion and asks him about Minsk and the 90s. The Bakinets is the Syrian he helped then. In short, the doctor lowers the price of the car to dishonesty, covers the table at home and does not let guests go anywhere for the night.
Do good and it will return to you.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №154647
 23.07.2020
Without Putin, it would be worse.
We are getting worse and worse, worse and worse.
We have lived without Putin for a long time.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №154646
 23.07.2020
My husband is 15 years old, from school. There are no children, we live in the seventh, work is remote. Quarantine was not noticed almost, and so together 24 hours a day.

The toy that they were waiting for came out, played for 2 weeks without a break to work even) In the morning, the husband pushes in the side - get up, so that they won't kill themselves.

Everyone finds their half.



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