Everything is rock.
No, it’s never rock! From rock must arise the desire to take and play.
[xxx] and from the wounds arises the desire to take and blame
[Zzzz] the runners are gray!

Something often in the department of history I hear the phrase "every ruler 'crates history for himself". I wait for the Tolkienists to come to power.

My eight-year-old son got a pair at school. comes, I said to him: "I was called by your curator, why did you get a pair?and "
Son to me: "Listen, let go without this, not before you now".
He goes into his room, and my gift of speech is gone.
Water 100 pudofs, learned from his wife

In the work...
I took the name Seven. They decided that there should be at least two more: Kapko and Barsetko.

If you could not live this way before, then now there is no life at all.

Salon of household electronics. Along the wall of the TV showcase, dozens of zombies show a set of ads that are repeated every 5 minutes. When did the employees of the store still not lose their mind? But I am not about that. So, there are two grandmothers-olds probably under 80 years old, but quite vivid. To them immediately flies one of the nasoley managers, such as "Hello, what do you want to buy?"
Oh my son, the TV.
Please come, look and ask. Here is us
the new model series, bla, bla, bla...
- Yes, I would, to show it cheaper, black and white any.
You know, we don’t have black-and-white ones, they haven’t been there for a long time.
There are cheap colours.
(Here the second grandmother enters the dialogue, the intonation of aggression in the voice)
How is it not produced? We are already in the third store and do not produce!
We don’t need your color, it’s crazy in its eyes and it’s expensive! Here is
Maria Ivanovna has been working black and white for 30 years, and now repair it
They do not want. An elderly person cannot watch TV.
We will send your complaint to your shop. and etc...

While the poor manager listened to all this and spotted something unclear, one of his colleagues took the controls and removed the saturation to zero on a couple of cheap ones.
"Tubular" Samsung, lost in the window between LCDs and plasma panels. On the backdrop of the same advertising picture, the "black and white" sharply stand out from their "color" brothers.
Don’t argue, maybe that will happen.
Boy, look at me! Go there! This good man helped, and this “not”
They produce, they don’t produce...” Behold, it’s immediately visible, in the eyes it doesn’t shake, and
There are 4 thousand, not that they are 15-20 for millionaires. Let us take,
But the people will know, will fly, will buy such a rarity.
In general, we chose one that cost 50 rubles cheaper and went to the design. What happened when the grandmothers read the instructions is unknown. And maybe no one has read the instructions, the courier of the delivery service connected everything himself, set up and grandmother Masha will live long and happy with her new black and white TV.

Youth is when the eyes are frightened and the member stands.

Luzhkov in his program "Face to the City" called homosexuals homics. The organizer of the Moscow Gay Pride insulted and filed a lawsuit. The world’s most humane court ruled that the word was not offensive and even two appeals confirmed the decision. After that, the gay decided to go out on the mayor's birthday with insulting posters "Luzhkov - homic".

The Evil Four:

I went to the cinema and the picture disappeared.
accurately during the flight of the tail 5 seconds passed, 10... comment from the first rows: "have you actually hit?and "
You won’t think of such a moment.

xxxh: on Sunday I did on-line sex. well, how did I do - the guy did, and when I noticed it was too late))))

My friend worked as a psychiatric nurse.
I come to her and they have five minutes there. I am standing in the hallway and waiting for her. Here an oligofren approaches me and asks:
Do you have cigarettes?
I am him:
and no.
He is:
Is there bread?
and no.
He is so stealing:
Mad too?

Students of 7th grade answer the question "What subject is unloved and why?". The boy writes: “English because they don’t speak Russian.”

My aunt was a representative of Oriflame, and she made me a representative!! to
Bite in the neck?

Yes, you’re talking directly to Chechnya.
He: by whom?? to
You don’t know Chechnya?: O
He: I don’t have to know all your men.

Dialogue of DJs on bel.radio radiusFM
And here look! In Switzerland, they invented a suitcase. This coat has 25 pockets and sweat pockets, where you can put all your hand luggage and travel without burdening yourself, dragging your bag!
and ha! Wassermann has been doing this for hundreds of years!! They invented the panamas!! Ahh!
What are ninjas worth? How many different pockets are there in their suit, sweaty... even a spoonful you eat, where do they lay their surikens and different glands?! to
So don’t cheat the Swiss.
You have invented...
From here the conclusion comes, Wassermann – NINJZJA...!!!)))

How did the day pass?
There were so many beautiful words.
And not a single note!! to

In the Kiev Petro hangs advertisement: smiling girl and next to the inscription "I give up to 15 times".
Raise your hand who thought about home appliances when reading this.

Did you name your daughter Victoria in honor of Victory?
NN: in honor of Wikipedia. Let the smart grow.

she:there would be an aske function to press a button and see how you are recorded by the interlocutor
He: then our relationship would have ended without beginning.)
He is (

bionet: from the forum, on the discussion of regulator signals:

by Lexx:
An incomplete list.
It’s a little used, I see.
There are such signals as:

" to the left Left, shut me around"
"Stand by the Rings!"
"Cola, out of that for passing on the prohibiting form."
"Sit off the shoe... citizen..."