to this:
...the milky-eyed cuts a huge toothpaste...
Per, I will break the pattern for you: these cuddly cute mushrooms/apples on the back also don’t pull.
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The apples are on the back. (I found out recently, myself in shock)
Actually, they don’t drive them anywhere and don’t eat them. Yogi squeezes an apple on the back (I don't know how) so that the needles pierce the peel, flow the juice and disperse the parasites.
The Basque

About the cats:
And my black man once frightened his neighbors. He walked through the loggia to them under the window (the common loggia) and knocked on the glass with his leg. I don't know what they were under, but they decided that the devil came after them and started screaming with nonsense. Then one of them took the door out of the cock and all escaped.)

Colleagues, maybe anyone knows: how does the project of Mikhalkov-Konchalovsky Eat Home live there? Half Yard was given to them, and what next?

Who was going to measure cats? Cheshire is 8 kg.
Of the last feats: frightened the brigade of builders who did home repairs. Suddenly, he got out of the kitchen table, broke up twice and began to whisper, show clutches and bend to the floor in every way. The builders, bormocha "Shaitan, Satan", retreated.

Now the phrase - "I am married" means only that the husband does not know.

That was literally an hour ago.
Classes on programming, the second course of a technical university, a steep university should be said. The first lab, the simplest, is the task of mastering the syntax of the language: the coordinates of the angles of the triangle are given, the task of calculating the area. The young man proudly demonstrates the result, his program calculated the area and brought on the screen a minus fifteen. Together we watch, I wait for the student to react, and he smiles, joyfully, like a two-year-old who has finally gathered the pyramid from rings. I wonder if the result is embarrassing. The student replies that everything is fine, it works. I would like to point out that the number is negative. The student is surprised and asks, “What is this?“”
In general, I have four-fifth groups of such, and they are not deducted or deducted, they are contractors, they bring money. Yes, and if they don’t have the money, they’ll get the diplomas :-(

Stas Mikhailov’s concert in Murmansk cancelled due to the absence of spectators.
Murmansk has been named the Cultural Capital of Russia.

There are 7 billion 295 million 889 thousand people on earth, and civilization does not care that someone will not have children after abortion or someone will die after abortion.

Haca said they joked.

How did they joke? I just filed for divorce, right?

Oh, and Angelina

From Bormor

A mouse was caught in the factory. They showed everyone.
The women, of course, immediately with a suitable occasion whispered to the sides and began to recite: "fu, ugliness, ugliness, go away!"
I came and looked.
“Yes,” I say, “it is not a mouse, but a earthworm. She is not a rodent at all, but an insect-eating, that is, think, a relative of the eggs.
The beast did not look different. But all the women gathered around and whispered, “Oh, what a slump, mimimi, let’s see!”
You say in the name...

A new recipe for peanut soup has blown up the internet.

I remember a case from my youth when I was wearing wide pants and an old sweater. There were a couple of thousand in my pocket (well for a month +-). And I was friends with a beautiful, smart and rich enough girl.

Years later, I remembered her. She taught me to drive my car (I had no rights and experience), at night (I and she worked during the day), and in one of the trips she showed me four secluded places in the city to do "interesting" things. And I am so naive "mmmm cool place, and there are other interesting places?"

So, a year later, I truly realized that I was a complete idiot.
Well, after a year, I can safely say that I have in any case avenged for somebody’s “friendship.”

Sometimes I dream that I walk around the city in cowards, hiding with a blanket.
You would like to live with Peter.
(The Companion)

And one and the other can suddenly become a faithful wife.

More about the posture "Faithful Wife", please

Well, I see you’re not all calm about abortion. That you don’t sit on babies’ forums, or have you already gotten everyone there?
Women have always had abortions. Previously, this was done underground, at the house of babies, who were forging there with spikes, which caused a lot of complications and even fatal outcomes. Then abortions were legalized, but at first they were done without anesthesia, and the doctor also condemned - you will know how to move your legs. Now abortions are done under anesthesia and with minimal risk. Do you, the fierce opponents of abortion, want to drive women back into the stone age, so that the consequences of underground abortions gain the previous scale?
And let you know that the lion’s share of abortions falls on married women, not teenagers.

The case was when they were just beginning to live with a young man (MCH). He worked for himself, accordingly, often came late. Because of this, they started the rule: if he came, and I sleep, dinner in the refrigerator, feed yourself.
I ate a cottage one night. She soaked the shovel, poured "Fery" and went to bed. In the morning, I see the same bowl with the remains of the egg. For breakfast, I am pleasant, say, how good you are, even if you came from work and late, and washed the bowl to cook the egg! In response full of horror look and convulsive swallowing. It turns out, the beloved came, looked into the bowl, saw the fat there, by the smell understood that the fat was out of the cottage, and rushed to bake a disgraceful "cottle" egg! Even the rest of the bread!
Everyone remained alive and healthy, and this story became a family joke and a recognition of my culinary talents, since I even have the water with Fairy delicious!

"Horses were taught to communicate with people in the language of signs".

I want to eat and I want to eat".

I’m not going to go out "".

E@ashit you a copper in the forehead - " I am dissatisfied".

You are a lawyer, you must know what you can and what you can not.
A lawyer should know as much as possible when not. The rest does not matter.

A steam truck cut circles around the stop, consisting of a pigeon, a child, and his mother. A fat pigeon rushed after the thrown seed, behind the pigeon was a boy, two years old, trying to catch a bird. The boy caught his mother so that he did not catch a contagious pigeon. I controlled this steam car by throwing the seeds.
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This is:

Well, and Sasha, Pasha, Olli, Viti - Russian ear is unpleasant.

Is it in your Russian ear?