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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145851
 24.10.2017
Wuzaza 21.10.17 at 17:37
The danger of domestic medicine is leveled by its difficulty of access :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145850
 24.10.2017
Xenos WIGHT: Gathered in search "quality response to copper" - one of the found options "first response - steal and give"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145849
 24.10.2017
From the news:
In Nizhny Novgorod, a student of the Academy of the Ministry of Internal Affairs had sex in a nightclub. He was removed

The first stone: "Nibaca!!and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №145848
 24.10.2017
As an example, I, receiving a good white salary, calculated the deductions to the state funds in recent years and found that with that money I could: pay both grandmothers their current pension, watch the whole family regularly in a private clinic and still postpone for old age. I am one. With one salary.
And in fact - for the treatment of the whole family I pay extra (free of our all familiar) and PFR on the verge of bankruptcy, so the pension is far from guaranteed to me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145847
 24.10.2017
From talks of acquaintances:
We have a strange relationship with light. There is no sex, we live in the same apartment. But you know, I am satisfied.
This is called "marry at first sight".
Could we really get married?

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145846
 24.10.2017
>>>>>
Moreover, attempts to make the presence of same-sex marriages, gay, lesbian, transgender people in Russia usual do not bring the desired results. At least until they bring. Therefore, the news that transgender and gay people in Europe are driving and provoking such interest.>>>>
Here is Nippon, guys. The healthy attitude of a healthy society is manifested in the spirit: "Son, you like girls - this is normal, but the conditional Vase likes boys and he meets a boy - and this is also normal and has a place to be. They are the same people as you and I with the same rights." The actual acceptance of the variants of the norm and the absence of a clutter on the subject. We also have pgm-nute obscurity and total uneducation on the topic of sex in general. Therefore, every bitch to faint is afraid of a terrible beast called Gay (transgender, transvestite, etc.) And he thinks he is better simply because he’s ‘staying up’ and ‘this’ doesn’t look like people. The fact that "scraps", the foundations of Orthodoxy, the prohibition of any sex education up to 18 in our legislative level, it is actually scary. Hence the thousands of pregnant schoolgirls 11-16, who seemed not to know that children are not brought after marriage, hence the percentage of HIV-infected almost like in Africa... sadly it is all.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145845
 24.10.2017
I had to use the subway today. A few minutes after I got into the car, someone put my hand under my shirt. When I turned around, the one who did it said “Oh, I thought you were more beautiful” and dropped it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145844
 24.10.2017
Lovers of Greenfield:

Not Tom, the speaker. Have you already bought the strawberries with strawberries, or the neighbor doesn't?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145843
 24.10.2017
This is what I have οcοknown nacκοlκοplοhi mοand things. I pοdal na pazvοd byyči deevcvenniκοm

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145842
 24.10.2017
The post about a mother crossing the road with a wheelchair and leading the other hand of the second child to pain reminded me of my own life three years ago. Every transition turned into stress. Because the borders in the area of the zebra were no less than elsewhere. It is approximately 30. It was hard to lift the wheelchair with both hands. Not that alone. And I even measured this edge with a roulette, and photographed, and wrote complaints... and about the WONDER, three years later, when the children grew up on this dumb transition, the edges were cut. 

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145841
 24.10.2017
Filfak is four frightened boys and 80 girls with hungry eyes.

It is only during their studies that they are so frightened, but after studying in the postgraduate school, they become ninja steep pads and generally a macho (on filfaque-to), by which half of the first-school girls will dry out of the depths. But in the depths of their souls (somewhere very deep) they remain the same frightened half-growths, so they do not go to the evening of the meeting of the filfak.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145840
 24.10.2017
Under the cover of his books and quite open calls for disobedience to adults, teachers, presented as enemies, and too transparent sexual hints: children then in one cowardice and barefoot everywhere chase, then completely naked.

A friend married and had children...Uncle, sometimes a banana is just a banana. Well, a healthy person does not perceive a naked baby as a sexual object, does not perceive it! Did you swim and sleep like your kids? Has he fallen from standing? Or was it a good reason to completely shake up the care of the children on the wife, "or suddenly"?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145839
 24.10.2017
ssokol01: He injected and cut his cat’s nails. This fucking fat creature absolutely does not honor the master of nature.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145838
 24.10.2017
Drekhann: Today I saw a car with a large inscription on the rear glass: The Tsar steals to the roof, and the director is sacked.
Katze North: bhaha
Katze North: I even guess who it is about

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145837
 24.10.2017
In our country, in order to put in order a murdered road, it is not necessary to put a new asphalt - it is enough to remove the old road carefully.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145836
 24.10.2017
Little Republic of Malawi has been hit by a real fever. Locals walk with villas and torches in crowds in search of blood-drinkers. Anyone who suspects is killed immediately. There are nine supposed vampires.

Authorities are unable to take control of the situation, although more than a hundred hunters have been arrested. It turns out, Count Dracula was not a pale and thin inhabitant of Eastern Europe, but a black man of a sports body. The whole village is buried.

My granddaughter was with Hassan - he carried a backpack on his back. There were many pockets, an inflatable mattress and a bottle of water attached. It seemed suspicious to the crowd, and they started beating him,” says a local resident. Both were killed at the end".

He has a suitcase with pockets, he is a vampire. (from the textbook of Malawi Logic)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145835
 24.10.2017
You know geography better than me. Where is Khabarovsk?
It is easy! On the banknote of 5 thousand rubles.
and :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145834
 24.10.2017
It’s hard in life to keep on floating if you’re not shit.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145833
 24.10.2017
Norwegian playwright Henrik Ibsen was a very silent man. Rejecting frequent invites to dinner, he said:
I hardly talk to guests. The other guests, looking at me, are also silent. The owners become irritable. Why do I have this? When I’m not visiting, society has a wonderful topic to talk about.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145832
 24.10.2017
If an elephant runs in front of you, turn away.
It is not the exact hour, confront the one from whom he is fleeing.

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