From the morning discussion...
- Well, what, - decided to make her an offer on the NHG or will you pay for an iPhone?
by Iphone

What do you know about fraud? My brother, when I found out that I was sitting on asphalt-7, pulled the tablet, threw the bugs there, bought all the top cars and upgraded them to the maximum! I was uninterested to play! And when I instructed him in this, he stated that he saved me time and that is part of his direct responsibilities!

Just in the morning in the garden, one dad shouted: “Yamanarot, I forgot the camera!” and ran into the car and brought a registrator.

Deputy Prime Minister Shuvalov explained the presence of money in offshores by not wanting that in the case of their wife's sudden death, the children inherited all the money. They, like, have to earn themselves. This is definitely Sparta.

From the Women’s Forum:

What is the most painless way to get rid of virginity?
What kind of method of bla bla...

Even when the shell stopped walking from the nagar in the canal of the shell and sent the cartridge to the cartridge, we hit the shell with our feet.
Kalashnikov thank you.
The eternal captain. Called by...Baby.

The thread on the broadcast "School of Evil", discusses literature, talks about Russian classics.
What is your relationship with Russian classics?
Cable is complicated.
A: What are these?
It’s unpleasant to look at yourself in the mirror, especially if it shows ugliness.
Q: Who is showing?
The mirror!
Q: I understand which writer shows you the most ugliness?
Sh: Well, because I am from St. Petersburg – Dostoevsky.
A: He generally shows ugliness to everyone who looks at it.

Youth is vodka, boat and bullshit.
Maturity is cinema, wine and domino.
old age - kefir, clisters and sortiers.
and :)
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"and a warm variety"
Someday you will understand how this little clarification changes the matter...

to this:
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Before I registered in Hanze, I walked quietly without a knife. After two years of reading, I carry a gun, 2 knives, GB, pharmacy box, NAS, diet, 2 lamps, spare battery to the phone. O_O
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Camard, you are a maniac. I behave completely rationally.

On the subject of bombing:
It was like in the late 1990s or early 2000s such an experiment - from Moscow (or Peter, I don't remember already) collected a man 80 bombs and carried on an electric car to an abandoned village. Only about 50 people arrived (the rest went back to the city along the way), so from these 50 bombs in the village only 8-10 people lived. Although houses and plots were provided for free - live, repair the house and estate, engage in the farm.
Therefore, the pity for the bombs personally causes me confusion. Especially when such a body, dirty, sits with an apparent intersection and cries on the little things in the passers.
It is better to give money to a street musician - he earns talent.

Leeroi4: Needed to buy a radio-controlled helicopter to prove its masculinity
Ezdovoi_kot: Leeroi4, do not attack the sick.
ezdovoi_kot: was with me as a child, I still cry at night as he left me
ezdovoi_kot: I played with him on the street, so I don't touch anyone, so there is a helicopter passing by, the helicopter falls in it and the helicopter drops from me with my helicopter.
Ezdovoi_kot: Long walked around the area looking for that camel. I remembered him.

16 years:

Dima: - Alla is the most beautiful, it will definitely cut me off, and Male is easier - it is not to respect yourself. I'll go further to shrink.
Ally, let’s go to the cinema!
I am the first beauty of school, you are not worthy of me. If the smoke...
Vasa: Well it is okay. Shall we go to the cinema?
Masha: Let’s go!

35 years
Alla: Why am I, the first beauty, with a car and an apartment, still alone? Where is the smoke now? Or even Vasa.
Dima: - Ally has such a car-apartment, she won't look at me! I could take a male off, but she has children, why do I have a grandmother with a trailer? I will call a prostitute.
Vasya - Mashe: Listen, the third has been born, maybe we are already registering?

Loft: Democratic elections are like a student buffet. Choose between a cake with potatoes and a cake with cabbage. At the same time, you have a heartburn from potatoes, a cabbage allergy, and you can't make flour in general. The cake is eventually dried up.

I decided to find a company on the network - a supplier of reagents, with which our office works. Send a request to Google. Answer by Google:

Laverna was a Roman goddess of profit, patron of thieves.

The Naive Man:
And the grandmothers asking for mercy at the subway, saw? The heart is broken to look at it - maybe they have a place to live, but there is nothing to eat and nothing to wear for such a retirement.

You know, some student journalists conducted a small experiment. Dressed the second student winner, made a complaining face and stood up to ask for mercy in a crowded place. In the first hour and a half, I collected a thousand two. Then a man approached, and asked why she is not remembered here, and if she knows who to cut off the penny.

The second girl tried to get up near the church... she was not even allowed - the same "grandmothers" have all the places listed there. And they stumbled upon her like a stall of cerberas.

[11:45:06 PM] XXX: the moment
YYY: glue or wait?

If in a working day 8 hours, in an hour 60 minutes, in a minute 60 seconds, then you can safely count to 28800 and quietly go home.

The headquarters instructed again to find a computer from nothing (( came to the warehouse - the cemetery of old systemists, assembled the computer and named it Franky))

This citizen:

Before I registered in Hanze, I walked quietly without a knife. After two years of reading, I carry a gun, 2 knives, GB, pharmacy box, NAS, diet, 2 lamps, spare battery to the phone. O_O

by Oneto?

On December 23, 2013, at the age of 94, the world famous designer and inventor of firearms Mikhail Timofeevich Kalashnikov died. An eternal memory to the man whose inventions are feared and respected all over the world.