My wife said I was stupid.and (
XX: I decided to prove that I could give out something smart at least once.
If the wife did not satisfy her husband by refusing him, then there is a high probability that the husband will be satisfied by the mistress.
XXX I am stupid.

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Do you know how to use a computer?
Or maybe.
- Then I will write "Operator PC".
Moral: A representative of any unknown profession in the army morphes into a PC operator.

— — —
My soldier :
What was finished?
Ulyanov State Technical University
- means "PC Operator"
Why suddenly?! to
The Technical University!
There are six faculties, including economics and finance and my humanities with specialization in public relations.
- Well, communications means "operator PC"!
Do you have the option "translator"?
- Yes, "translator of the military press".
Write a translator.

Announcement of work on the illustrator website:"Duty: Creation of graphic calashes". So how?

My mom wakes me up this morning. The dog wants something from me. I asked for some reason that she wanted a multi-dimensional analysis. And I hz, what, we haven’t gone through yet.
As a result, a simple temporary transfer of the base was enough for him.
XX: Do you think I should be less engaged in matan?

Hijack: Kevin, did you shave? You are coming! You look so young! I went straight to meet and thought, who is this unknown boy? Thirty seven years?

How can I think about a gift??? A gift to a loved one is simple.
You just need to know who he is and what he loves.
Your husband (for example) wears a beard and is bald. This is almost all options are cancelled: and foams, and shavers, and shampoos with hernia-blindness)))"
wax for the beard (if it is, for example, a beard), for any man will pick his cosmetics
T-shirt (large space from the cage of the flanel, to the hawaiian)
3. flashes, bowls or other expenditure for a hobby
4 Multiple
5 The belt
The desired manual tool (there is no such thing as everything - it needs a conduction detector, a screwdriver, clock screws or something else of interest)
Name of cake or cake
The Big Cactus
A beautiful photo album of his interests (castles, knives, cars, bridges, cheeses...)
Adventure - trip on the BTR, flight in the aerotube
Set of grills
12th Bathroom
Thirteen dogs
Collective beer
The Massage Pillow
The 16th tube
17th pledge
Prepare everything for a beer party and go shopping for n-three hours.
Romance in which he loves manifestations
Maika-toll with a suitable inscription (picture)
21. what is missing in his collection of Asprin (Steinbeck, Donzova)
You can’t choose a gift – you just don’t know who you’re living with.
This is wasted.
It’s not good to be selfish in a relationship (in any relationship)

This is:
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Let her hold your hand and fuck you. I am the owner of the "happy" 20 cm and 6 in range. Condoms are set, it is, but! First, large tires slip from me in the process. Secondly, the standard tight, shit. It pushes, and somehow does not get sex. Well, plus, on average, larger members have a worse sensitivity, so ‘smelling roses through the glass’ is about me. In general, for me, the presence of a condom means the absence of sex.
Maybe I am doing something wrong?
______
Buy Gandons not in a bar for 10 p. but in the pharmacy and from 200 p.

A forum about anecdotes.

XXX is:
Office at 9 p.m.
Two paired accountants prepare an annual report.
One pulls off the monitor and asks the other:
How many months in the year?
and A? What?
Months in the year?
10 without VAT.

YYY :
All 6 days ago ZZZ already told and all the accountants even had time to exchange opinions.

NNN is 5. Without VAT.

My cat eats my liver.
YYY: is it yours?
xxx: not
My liver eats my vodka.)

A reduced working day should not be done before the holiday, but after it. Reduced from the morning.

Trapped in the dining room at work, felt very bad, could not go home on public transportation, called a taxi.

The taxi driver, like most of his colleagues, turned out to be a big fan of the topic of "How to arrange Russia".I am not able to participate in the conversation, but he does not have an interlocutor, and the audience will come together. Exactly at the moment when he moves to the question of “That’s all that shrimp” I squeezed and whisper “Stop!” and “Good, we’re on the extreme lane,” I jump out on the sidelines and blow under the bush. As I sit back in the car, the uncle with sincere repentance on his face declares, “Girl, you would say so immediately that you dislike this topic!”

The shame:

Nat: Did you hear that in Kaliningrad on Maslenica Obama’s chicken was burned?
Winnisepu: Well, let’s check the effectiveness of the harsh Slavic Vudu.

This behavior is no better than the behavior of Arab Babouins, when they burn the American flag and then dance on it, shooting in the air from calashes. America from such a gesture is neither hot nor cold, but the opinion of you is formed as primitive savages from the Tumba-Yumba tribe.

from corporate correspondence.
Operator 7756: Application for removal of an employee. It is necessary to remove the employee with this code from the list of operators, employee number 7759.
Technical Support: All has been removed.
Technical Support Officer: Number 7756, all right?

xxx: Refactor project, shit code specific. Arriving at the most hellish and ridiculous place, I decided to look at the history of commits.
XXX: The last comment in the committee was fun
xxx: "I just executed the order"

You buy vodka and you are not asked for a passport. It becomes so sad...

E. - 27.06 16:19 I send a completed diploma with the necessary corrections.
E is. - 02.07 15:57 Last week sent you a completed diploma. Have you met him, are there any complaints?
C. - 02.07 19:45 Give another day.
E is. - 07.07 9:53 Have you forgotten about me?
C. - 07.07 15:03 Sorry for the delay - in departure. I read. is normal.
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E is. - 08.09 0:46 In the inserts the distribution material and the "alpha" version of the text of the speech. So far a lot has been done, I wanted to advise you what can be removed from this.
C. - 18.09 17:21 Sorry for not responding for a long time. All this is not suitable.
Everything is stated in the file.
E is. - 18.09 17:23 C, I defended a good week ago ))
C. - 18.09 17:24 Class!!!! to

The one who greets the first, I will offer a hand and a heart.
When is the wedding?
XXX: You are not going! No one greeted me :(

So why do you need a metal brush? There were a lot of mysterious places in UAZ where I was 100% sure it was a factory casting, and the details were unclear. Well, or someone carefully cooked them so as not to collapse. So, thanks to this brush, I discovered that it was just centuries-old fossilized dirt, which cannot be distinguished from the native design. Assembly / disassembly of mechanisms and understanding the work of the design became much easier with this brush.

>>And I was just taken away by strangers, those people with whom I had to go I did not know, those who took me were also in sports clothes, my question about direction was answered affirmatively))))

We had the like: people gathered in a one-day march, a crowd of people ten, the next day on the tourist forum report, photos, comments: wow! is cool! The good guys! Who knows what this man’s name is?
And silence...until he himself appeared on the forum.

I took the electricity for a year.
zzz: things need to be quality to last for a long time
Yyy: Things cannot be worn for a long time, bad energy accumulates in them
Have you tried washing them?
yyy: >_<