From the forum on female depilation:
There is a night of love=) I decided to prepare during the day, waxing, legs and "all there=)" I went, bought wax strips "White"green. Once they were also on the stock, pleased, bought 3 packages. I think, Oh, it will be long enough. She sat in the bathroom, prepared, gathered with the spirit... well, and all as instructions: warm up in the palms, tear one from the other and stick to the right place. Started with the bikini area... Clamped... Waited... Waited... Well, and pulled! I wonder what doesn’t hurt? I look at the strip it is transparent (I remember the wax of the green color) - I look at my pissulla, and there all the wax and left... Wipes are not wiped out, it is frozen like glue. What to do? Soap, water, toothbrush went on - nothing helps! Picked Picked! I tortured until evening, shaved with a shave, took a single-use, 7 pieces changed - the wax was stuck. In the end, I have a green glue... well, you understand. I did not refuse sex, decided dark, did not notice, and whatever does not stick to me, we will be in the DOGY posture. In the spark of passion, I still found myself sitting face to face... and he was like a whirlwind – until the tears flowed! I look at my forehead, and there is a whirlwind with his whole hair... P.S. What are we girls to suffer alone? = = )

During the whole time, the labourer forced us in school to do shredders, as if he was in a conspiracy with the shredders and sold them the living space as a mortgage.

<@edgbla> > The Ministry of Justice filed a lawsuit with the Supreme Court on March 17 to ban Jehovah’s Witnesses in Russia.
<@edgbla> well no
<@F1ReB4LL> Ministry of Justice
<@F1ReB4LL> for false testimony what?

News on one of the portals of Belarus: In Belarus began sales of the new BMW 5-Series. The first buyer is an Olympic champion in trampoline jumping.
One of my comments is: jumped.

My teeth have always been ugly. Genetics, sweets and lenien. In the eighth grade I had a tooth illness, so bad that it was impossible to postpone a visit to the doctor. I took the card in the registry of our clinic and sat and waited. Besides me in front of the office was a very straight and tight girl. We have talked.

- I need to tear my tooth, - said Anja, - I would not go myself, I am very afraid. I promised my parents to go. I can’t do anything, I went and enough.



We jokingly discussed options for jumping out of the window, barricading the door of the office and calling the police for violence against children.



The door of the office opened and the next one was called. My friend unfortunately exhaled and escaped in the office, and five minutes later there were terrible sounds. Very long thunder and thunder. Of course, the fear-burned imagination painted horrifying pictures of violence. And five minutes later, Anya joyfully left the office and whispered: "I was tried to catch, but I did not give up! She’s so fun running around the chair, tired!”



I didn’t believe it, but the doctor had his hand tied. When I grabbed the bandage, the woman explained, “First I tried to escape through the window, then I bitten. “Are you not going to bite?”



I haven’t bitten since then. The doctor promised.

Will you borrow 1,000 rubles before Friday?

YYY: No

XXX is OK. To your next 10 questions, I will also answer “No”!

YYY: well

Do you borrow 1000 rubles before Friday?

LIKE: Well, all the professionalism in our work is well described by the phrase from the 12 chairs: Kiss, tell me as an artist to the artist... do you know how to draw?

Students send individual tasks: they are already aware that they should not use the names of boxes with pupsik, satana666 and others. I see spam – there is a message from some Fimas Half-Jed. Half-Jid interested – I see, and this is an individual work from the student.

Agatha Christie has all the songs about love.
Not always people, not always alive, not always alive, not always people.

That’s the same... and tell, задолбун, to those who have already given birth to healthy children – can you finally smoke, drink and walk without a hat?

The full season of The Simpsons was shown in 1989.In one of the first series, she was congratulated on her 34th birthday. For the 30th consecutive season, she still has 34. I was 34, and in 1989 I was seven.

I’ve been working since the morning like I’m being paid here.

Waiting for the train. On the platform in front of me sits a guy with a phone and whispers in it:
Iris, listen to me! Only to nobody! The Secret! Only you and Nathan know.
The world is so narrow.

In my free time from work, I work as a taxi driver or a bomb, as you want. I work through one of hundreds of mobile apps. And just recently, having decided to finish before the main job, I go on order with a comment:

One child will go. by ul. This is the house, entrance 6.

Usually, the child should be taken to school.

I go straight to the entrance, I wait. The waiting time passes and the child never comes out. And suddenly, finally that! A 8-9 year old girl comes out of the entrance and goes to my side. I helpfully open the back door and... She passes by. As it turned out, it was not my client, a minute later the boy I brought to school came out.

I hope my mom didn’t see her daughter coming out of the entrance and a stranger invites her to get into the car.

xxx: Beautiful just seen) Goes in love a couple, cute such, handles hold) Girl, the height of no 180 minimum + heels, and a boy above her almost to the head. They call each other small 😉

At the "round table" in order to familiarize all participants (10 people) the host proposed such a game: each calls his name and on the first letter of his name comes up with some adjective characterizing it.

and Olga. and charming.

and Cyril. and pronounced.

by Oleg. and cautious.

and Sergey. The sports.

There is a man who talks to his neighbor and doesn’t listen to anyone else.

Q: What is your name?

The Roman.

and?

and? ? to

Application of Which?

and Roman. and cautious.

A designer is when - you make two options, one steep and TZ, and the second is done on the offset or specially "high", so that the customer on the contrast adopted the first.

And the customer, with admiration, accepts the second and says something good and how subtly captured the essence of the task.

And the first you do 99% of the time, and the second in a couple of hours, before sending to the customer.

Just a reader
A frozen hopper from the poor Mukhosransk arrives in the capital and breaks into the people, using his father's army acquaintances, joining a powerful group, dropping to all in a row. In the course of the plot, he is constantly killing someone for someone, something or something. He performs the strenuous instructions of the wife of the boss, someone's son. All the time, a little sex. Sometimes darkly executes one of the former lovers, an evil grandmother of difficult fate. He went to war and received an officer's rank.

A. Duma "Three Musketeers"

The most funny thing is that all these Christians in the comments regret that we now have a decline in culture and all that, but before it was better! It only seems that they have forgotten that "earlier"religion was thrown in the neck. Per that is why it was better that children from a young age did not have faith in God in heaven, but were involved in science?