Q: How was the evening?
Y is fun!
X in the meaning?
Y: We went after the cinema in Mac. I went to the toilet to wash my hands. From the cabin there is a long, long, intermittent organic sound.And then, from the same cabin, it was fun: "Just so, big mac comes out!"

Today in the cafe a strange guy plotted flowers from towels and gave us. My girlfriend was insulted! Like a grave! I am got. I liked it.

There are no free places tomorrow.
XXX: Is there tomorrow afternoon at 8.20, can you do it?
zzz: very good
XXX: And this time please don’t forget the TP, you know?
zzz: You go to the har, goat, in life I will not ask you about anything more, forget my phone number and don't write me more, shit, and if you see me, walk a mile, you understand!!! to
Xxx :?? to
I don't know what's going on there with you, but without those passports you won't go through it again and check everything before you leave, make sure you've got it all!

Husband coming out of the toilet: ‘I have released the throne, my queen’

I want nine children.
She says, “There will only be three of them. Further by myself.

I stand at a stop. The bus arrives, on the panel near the driver I notice a box from the disk of Stas Mikhailov... I waited for the next bus...

I: Did you turn on the washing machine?
The husband: No.
I: What is the noise?
Husband: Hey, Brahms...

Conversations after the lab:
Why is there no methodical error?
She covers her...

HH: What are you doing? What will happen, what will happen?

WOW :
Well, the conclusion is simple and lies on the surface. In the coming decades, Catholicism will cease to exist. The current dad is the last, there will be no more dads. Then the remaining religions will gradually cease to exist, and they will be replaced by a new world religion and a world government will be established, all this will be organized after the arrival of the Antichrist to power. After some time there will be all sorts of cataclysms (hurricanes, earthquakes, etc.). P is. Almost all of humanity will die out, including from new diseases, short the end of the world is not behind the mountains.
This year there are many signs of an approaching apocalypse:
In the first many centuries, the pope abdicated from the throne, a meteorite fell in Chelyabinsk, Kipelov will release a new single in April, Berezovsky died yesterday, a gay parade will take place in Samarkand, I have finished grass and maybe have other signs.

Alexander Kerzhakov has a son

Nine months ago he decided to try anal sex.

In Novorossiysk today finally went snow!!!)))

YYY: In Krasnodar for a week was first +26, then after a day +2-3 and snow, then again after a day +20, and here again today snow... It is time to drop off this planet!

zzz: In Smolensk recently storm warning was, classes in schools cancelled, out of the center in 4 hours somewhere it was possible, although the city is not big. This is spring.

bbb: A cyclone from Ukraine is moving to Moscow:D We are preparing Moskovich..

We do not see the sun in Siberia at all, so go all naked.

Title of an article on a well-known news resource:
RPC on the death of Berezovsky: "Money and power will not help to avoid the encounter with God"
Comments are unnecessary :)

You are trolling her?
She writes to me.
slashlv: what am I left to do?

I work in primary school as an afternoon teacher.
We went out for a walk with the kids on Friday.
One of the children, standing on the mountain from the snow, shouted to his comrades: "Boys! Let us play! I am Anakin Skywalker!"
I was so excited :')
I love my children)

xxx: came to visit on my birthday - rearranged the grid...

Do not believe the dark side. They say, “We have cookies, but we don’t give you cookies at all.”

xxx and yyy have not seen each other for a long time.

xxx 23:26:04
Can I talk a little more about how I miss you?

yyy 23:31:21
You can (why not)

xxx 23:33:53
I miss you like I miss the sugar powder.
As the blossoms miss the clutches,
as the demons miss the apocalypse,
John Snow misses the Stark.
As the dark side lacks the strawberry,
The old lady misses sex.
As Peter misses the sun this spring,
Tom Cruise misses the Oscars.
The fans missed Half-Life 3.
As Spartak misses freedom,
as the cows miss the milk,
as a toothbrush misses toothpaste,
As pizza misses the wheel,
as the lungs miss the air, and at the same time the nicotine,
As the liver of Alkasha misses the ballerina,
As a smiley misses a smile,
As a student on the first pair misses the pillow,
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That’s what I miss.)

yyy 23:34:54
Wait, I will be soon!

Awesome HR

Are you a programmer?
The CMD? What?
Are you interested in work?
CMD: Préfetics Fsem in this chat!
Ole: You did not answer a single question, thank you for your attention.
CMD: Yes, I am weak on interviews. I will send you Mr. Nauh.

The mother-in-law from Germany came for a month to host
Water and electricity paid less than usual this month

Recently, I am increasingly convinced that modern horror films are filmed on the principle of "the louder and more unexpected the sound, the more terrifying".