I decided to write a couple of funny cases related to the height and appearance of the spouse. Husband - 152 and I - 182

1st We have three children and we decided to go to a public bathroom. Me, wife and eldest daughter. I am approaching, buying two adults and one child. I went to male, they went to female. And then the administrator gives me - and the girls how will they wash, can they? I would not go to the sauna, or I would call.

2nd We go to the clothes store in the same composition. I chose my wife’s jacket. But here is the problem - mostly clothes can be selected in children's shops. Go to the children’s store. The husband is so stressed, and here is the seller:

What to suggest?

I said I wanted a jacket.

The older or the younger?



So we live ?

The night. and Taxi.

Order of “R/K Randev”. Sitting 3 fun, young, on a marathon girl. One, on the go, asks for the phone to charge. Connect, phone in the pocket on the panel. The girls are drunk, cheerful, sing songs, argue who is the last to pay.

And here, the last address, not reaching the destination, I receive a question:

Are you an honest person?

I try to be so.

D- (opening the door, running away with a fun call) I’m not honest! Let the chickens pay for themselves.

You call me tomorrow! (He screamed in the trail)

I don't call, I don't know the number (running, rushing, answering me).



I sit, look at her in the footsteps, close the order in the empty, clean the phone in my pocket.

A couple of years ago, I had a quarrel with my mother. He left, lived separately, worked quietly, on the other day his mother called him and asked to come "to the cake", wanted to reconcile. Well he came, and there mints, bound him and carried him to the military commissariat.

Chronic abuse of rest leads to allergies at work.

A friend just told me. They in the dining room at work decided to take care of those who observe the fast: in the menu appeared the positions "borsch meat" and "borsch lean". At the delivery, a friend asked for a plate of borst. The cook gently puts vegetables in the plate with the bouillon, and asks:
Do you have meat?
and yes.
From this same pot, the cook catches pieces of meat and adds it to the plate.

The prime minister said that people should not suffer from rising gas prices. The State Duma has already begun to develop a law on responsibility for suffering from rising gas prices.