From Fuck.ru :

XXX: Not in my case. I read a lot.
YYY: So you’re not reading what you need. Pay attention to the classics, I advise Chekhov.
What was he programming on?
yyy: He failed in programming because in his time the computers were weak, and this profession was hopeless.

Alone is
Today at 21:04
Moscow is very well instructing people to properly and rationally spend their time on all kinds of problems.

She: I am in a bad mood.
He is: Why?
She is angry (I am angry)
Is it PMS?
It’s the point that it’s not (
It means weather.
She: I am just bad.
It is also an option
She is: Same

As a child, she wanted to become a pilot and became a drug addict. And now pay money to fly instead of flying and getting money.

I worked in an ATI office with a lot of projects and departments. And there was a guy sitting with me in the office, from the department where everyone except him, in another office and in another city. So at one moment, it happened that the project was closed, the team disbanded, and the guy was stupidly forgotten.
9 months he appeared at the workplace at 10 o’clock, only he knows what to do, left at 18:00 and received his salary correctly.

Yes, that is what happens.)

The news:
The Germans want to remove the “Nazi” car labels.
Signs with the letters HH (Heil Hitler), SA (Sturmabteilung), SS (Schutzstaffel), HJ (Hitlerjugend), KZ (Konzentrationslager) will be eliminated. And some other numbers and letters.

The comments:
111: I have seen it.
HH is Helley Hansen. This is the name of the Norwegian fascists.
I will go and throw away all the pieces of this company and boil it with holy water.

222: Nazarbayev’s bloody regime has revealed itself!
The whole country is one big KZ!

Luxs luxs: If you take the operation to remove appendicitis out of context, it will generally work out - see how doctors tick patients in a sleepy state with knives.

incomprehensible
— — —
Fuck, you have no one to talk to? Stop sitting
In front of the monitor, go out, there is also
A lot of unknown people.
— — —
This is the characteristic of the Internet.
Here you can be a genius, stupidly copy referrals.
You can be the alpha, being the last omega.
You can fool anyone and not get for it in the table.
You can teach the lives of adults, being an acne teenager.
In reality, this is not possible. Here is the people sitting, not going anywhere.

p.s
Daddy, Daddy, is it true that forums are fooling people?
The Gigantic! Lo...

A friend’s ex-wife took his son to Ireland. Children long in school used to the 10-year-old "Fokin Max"))

A little girl in a light coat enters the road "Mi-mi-Mi-Ni-Ni-Ni". Maneuver between rolling machines (not in the category "B"). In a jump, it jumps past the men’s bikers (and not on "A"...). He runs to Uncle Vase, gives him his bag, jumps into the tractor and goes to turn the program into the tractor category!!!) than the rise of the pattern to all present."

Nothing strange, in Russia, quad-cycles and snowboards are "small agricultural machinery" with the need to obtain coatings. is right.

But the deputies just need to be retired from the age of 50 and pay them 10 thousand. Rupees without additional income.
by KONDEXIII

Sports Trauma

The story of a surgeon:

At three o’clock at night, a chic cabriolet comes to our “trauma”.
The man brought the girl.
Her nose and mouth are open.
I ask :

My pigeon, what happened to you?

But she only washes, handles and lets saliva.
I immediately realized that this was a jaw dislocation, and therefore, the interlocutor she was zero, and turned to her companion:

What happened to you?
and fell.
How did she fall? Under what circumstances? From high altitude?
In the bowling. I rented for the night bowling, well, you understand: romance, we’re just two, all the business, wanted a nice offer to make, and here’s the...

The girl, hearing the word - "proposal", revived, closed and let a new saliva waterfall.

The man, without looking at her, grabbed her on the head and continued:

- They came, just changed their clothes, she just grabbed the ball, ran away with him, ran to the trail and immediately stumbled and from all the scale, ba-bach! Probably the face of the ball.

I threw the guy out into the hallway so that he didn’t get confused under my feet and slowly repaired the girl’s jaw, thank God, her teeth didn’t hurt. As I expected, with her mouth closed, she was just beautiful. Taking her away from tears and soaps, and while putting a lotion on her nose, he asked:

Beautiful, how did it make you so happy? You need to be more careful.
“Yes, I played bowling for the first time in my life and my shoes didn’t work.
In the sense of “not working”?
“Well, I’ve seen athletes on television running, rolling the ball and slowly going after him. There are special assistants wiping the path. But we were alone in the bowling, without counterparts. And my shoes turned out to be broken - not a niqab slipped at all...

Hearing my horse’s roar, the frightened bridegroom ran into the office:

What? what? What happened?! to

A repaired girl stumbled at him on the neck, shouting:

by Zaia! You are a rabbit! I agree!

I laughed, wished them good luck and added:

Young man, I strongly recommend that you keep away from your loved one everything cold and hot, sharp and dull, and even wet and dry.
– and? Okay doctor. for a long time?
Until death separates you.

A man was going to sink. Standing on a bridge with a borderstone on its neck. A woman runs to him and cries:
Man stand up! Wait to!
What do you need?
The woman stretching the package:
Take the cats...

Do you know that there are different types of prostitutes?
The ones that are taken at home are not separated at all
How will you define now?
— — —
If he says, "Let the money on the box," then a prostitute, and if he says, "Take the children out of the kindergarten in the evening," then the wife.

I have a friend. by Nikolai Nikolaevich. His father’s name is Nikolai Nikolaevich. The son of a friend is called (ta-dam!) by Nikolai Nikolaevich.
In this case, the son of a friend was born:
If you get married, get a daughter.
Break the vicious chain!"

Macaron monster: not to be confused! Bisexual – one that both boys and girls can like
And the one who sleeps with every encounter and encounter is not a bisexual, it is a BILL.

He listened attentively to her and timidly then asked if they had accidentally (he said - INCIDENTALLY) in the presence of a 5mm-thick galvanized sheet and travers for the crane.
________
The guy is a thin troll, however. Galvanized sheet greater than 4.5mm is not produced

XXX: Do not drive on the forklift line
Yyy: and in the Arbat-Pokrovskaya
XXX What is there?
YYY: Just to make people less

I received a spam message from the job site:

Find out where to get up to 500 thousand rubles!".

"Hm... Yes everywhere", I thought and didn’t start reading.

SE: Make a very cool framework, call it “Remove”. Everyone will start using it and boast that “our website is made for fuck.”
GP: Oh, that’s a framework and it’s always been, but we didn’t know it was a framework.