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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127299
 24.04.2016
ZZZ: The Golden Wire
zzz: Amplifier of the lamp.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №127298
 24.04.2016
Review of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

menoire> Will there be a version with cut scenes?
kissofdevil> Which scenes do you want to cut out of the movie?
sig79> I think that’s all.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127297
 24.04.2016
I am a humanitarian and my husband is a programmer. A couple of years ago, he went to a professional conference and brought a T-shirt with her symbols. I've been fat since then and I don't fit in this shirt, and I sometimes wear it for gym training.

In general, I am engaged in this shirt, I do not pay attention to anyone, suddenly a young man approaches me with a burning look and begins to get acquainted with the words: "Oh, I see, we are soulmates!" Explained to the young man that he is not at the address, and now I think - maybe, to sell a T-shirt to some friend "in active search".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127296
 24.04.2016
You say, in the dramatic ending there is more magnitude and meaning.
XXX: It happens, but we are talking about the last and the last Deposit! This is a humorous quest, bladd! There are pearls and chicks!
xxx: Well, imagine the "Police Academy" where everyone ends up dying. Immediately the depth would appear, the PZDC. The "Oscars" would go right away.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127295
 24.04.2016
XXX: I am scared. I killed my reminders on the phone, and they appeared on the tablet. These pigs are too smart.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №127294
 24.04.2016
Today is the first evening of the Jewish Passover. In honor of this I posted a photo of a Jewish Easter plate with all the ingredients - chicken foot, egg, onion, salad, hernia, rubbed apples with nuts. Signed by "Signed!"
The first comment:
What kind of diet?

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