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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46401
 24.04.2011
The inscription on the fence: "There at the corner are sold steel bars". Below someone wrote: "They were bought for their palace by the helmet-blowing Hector" (c)

O-Bak-Tian

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46400
 24.04.2011
Put the icons on the shelf.
The grandmother killed: "We must put Christ in the center. He is the leader. andquot;

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46399
 24.04.2011
Inscription on the fence:
"Fight for class, not race"
The signature already:
"And your class will be the best in school" >.<

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46398
 24.04.2011
And then the League of Sexual Minorities will require that the heads of the eagle on the emblem be turned to each other, and smiling.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №46397
 24.04.2011
AAA: In Texas, a criminal is obliged to warn the victim verbally or in writing about an imminent crime at least 24 hours before it is committed.
Violation of this rule is considered by the court as an aggravating circumstance.
BBB: Throw a letter like this “I’ll kill you at 5 p.m.
“Be there on time, don’t be late.”
aa: and a sack of salophan under my height, or I ended up.)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46396
 24.04.2011
xxx: Do you think my club of anonymous sisadmines will be successful?
yyy: "Hello, my name is Vova and I am Sisadmin 7 years".
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: "I haven't patched for FreeBSD for a month, shaved off my one-year-old beard and threw out my old jersey with deer".
Yyy: "You are on the way to recovery! Here is your anti-stress disc, break it in sign of your unwavering!"
I am your first customer.

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