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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46441
 24.04.2011
I want to make a tattoo.
YYY: Where is it?
xxx: on Lenka over the buttocks “here was Nikita”.
yyy: make right under the tattoo "there was Vanya", there seems to be a place left

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46440
 24.04.2011
[22:12]<crimson> fucking, well why do I know that ringing consonants are full-called only in intervocal positions
[22:12]<crimson> or between voice and sonant
[22:12]<crimson> where am I, fucking, to put that baggage of knowledge afterwards?
[22:12]<crimson> type, I go to work
[22:12]<crimson> and the employer is, and in what position are the calling consonants silent/not silent?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46439
 24.04.2011
yyy: culinary forums fill me with tenderness and brilliance
yyy: and where they get those billions of disgusting gifs with mice
xxx: I, by the way, always get some solid discussions on culinary forums with a strict design.
xxx: this is probably because I googled from year to year on the topic of cooking only "how much to cook pasta" and "which water to throw peelmen". It’s a real man’s territory where a mouse cannot be.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №46438
 24.04.2011
The Fucking Seven
YYY: What is it?
Do you remember the joke about a child when he finds a bomb in a sapphire at the first attempt?
Type of laptop promised to give?
XXX is fucking! My grandson decided! The tribe confused.
YYY: GGGG and CH?
XXX: the laptop now has to hole. Who knew that in the seven in the bomber can the same schedule reboot fucking!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46437
 24.04.2011
XXX: My hamster is dead.
YYY: And you did it right!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46436
 24.04.2011
Tagged: a minute
Fuck to Fuck
Give up.
My link in contact is saved.
I am at the cemetery.
I am in contact
Writing
You are trying to get in contact from an unusual place. Confirm that it is you.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46435
 24.04.2011
XOG: I offer to the service "Yandex.Probki" to add more necessary navigator users service "Yandex.Luki".

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46434
 24.04.2011
With a compromise. by RU:
The Moscow people, who went to the shores of Nevada for business, claimed that it was Putin who controlled the crime of the “Bandit Petersburg” of the 90s: in any case, if the wife of the travelling important foreigner on the street had a bag broken down, then they turned to Sobchak’s head – in a wonderful way, the bag was on the bed in the hotel room for the evening.

The main bag.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46433
 24.04.2011
From the hub about Android monitoring of the owner:
ekzo: This is one of the reasons why I regularly change the mac address of my wireless internet access point.
To whom did you surrender, Lord?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46432
 24.04.2011
Masterstop: I made the fastest disk format in the world
Masterstop: 1 TB per second
Starcin: Did you scratch your screw on the floor?
Masterstop: You think flat, his father rushed on him with his cloth
Masterstop: and don’t ask how he got there.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46431
 24.04.2011
All men are cowboys! But some of them, like a dog, with different dogs, and some, like a wolf, either one, or with one wolf forever.
Oh, you’ve gotten your patterns. I am a fucking lion.
Ohhhhhhhhhh?? to
There is one lion and many lions.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №46430
 24.04.2011
My mother made my father’s offer on April 1. My father agreed. Thirty-eight years ago, they wondered who they were.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46429
 24.04.2011
How many people can live without food?
Eighty years, but not for long. :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46428
 24.04.2011
The Healthy Nutrition:
"The half-life of the cotlet is only a few days".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №46427
 24.04.2011
Soon your eyes will narrow, you will start speaking hieroglyphs and you will make Toyotas.
And the animators were offended.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46426
 24.04.2011
Steve: I would have invented a tablet for all cases of life faster.
from the neck and from the neck.
from everything)
Lil is : )
Pregnancy and Impotence
One... for everything!
He ate and died.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46425
 24.04.2011
dochkosmonavta: It seems to me that if a white American rapes a ten-year-old black girl, he will first be called a racist.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46424
 24.04.2011
My uncle hung the fish in the basement to dry. That same evening his wife wakes up at night, he sees, he does not sleep. He asks what the matter is? The one with empty eyes looking into the ceiling, "Dark in the basement... how is she there?")))
They say, in the morning took off, now goes with her around the apartment talking.)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46423
 24.04.2011
For half an hour, I persuaded my mom under the scream of Kaspersky to erase a letter with a trapped Trojan program from her colleagues at work - a family couple!They are decent people!!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №46422
 24.04.2011
With the child we watch the movie "Morozko" - a scene where Ivanushka and Baba-Yaga command in turn a bubble and the one turns in different directions.
The child - "No protection at the bump, any Ivan-dumb with the rights of the administrator."

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